06-13-2004, 06:55 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Happy Birthday to the most "drooled after" women...
On this planet.....
Happy Birthday Olsen Twins....... Now I eagerly await your Playboy shoot pictures.... It's defintiely in the cards..... http://themaxx.com/offensive/pages/p...o-more.jpg.php
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06-13-2004, 07:00 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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remember people... pictures of them before today aren't allowed... only pictures of them taken today or beyond.
and now, back to your regularly scheduled fapping.
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06-13-2004, 07:15 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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06-13-2004, 07:18 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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uh..... if they can't, they might just ban all Olsen pics?
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06-13-2004, 07:40 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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I'm not impressed with them. I actually find them quite gawky. Just wait a few years until they look like a cross between Goldie Hawn and Barbara Walters....fap fap fa,..f,....ewwww.
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06-13-2004, 08:06 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Amen, OFKU0
Ugh, why the fuck would anybody want to fap to that? I just remember them on full house. Now, Lindsay Lohan on the other hand.......... fap
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06-13-2004, 08:11 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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our YOUNGER members see the olsen twins as 18 year old sexy girls, not much younger than ourselves. Continue to picture them as innocent 6 year old twins on full house, but remember that they are so much more now, and that many guys here realise that.
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06-13-2004, 08:30 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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I dunno about these Olsen twins....
Every time I start thinking of them in any sort of way other than as the little girl on Full House, I start hearing, "Your in <b>big</b> trouble, mister!" (I hope at least a few of you remember that line from the show so I don't come off as a lunatic.)
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06-13-2004, 08:55 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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they were nothing but annoying brats when they were young and now they are just 18 year olds that I really wish would stay the hell out of the media. Maybe I am just 'old', but 'fap worthy' is the last thing that comes to mind if I ever think of them.
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06-13-2004, 09:18 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
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06-14-2004, 02:52 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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I'm getting close to 20.
I think the girls have got it made. My nieces watch full house re-runs like clock work, they know what time it's on every week/night. I think their bodys would mature more if they gained some weight. At least the girl's parents did not spend and waste all the twins money, unlike poor shirley Temple.
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06-14-2004, 03:59 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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They will never need the money from their little twats.
God only knows how they will use them for future gain. They are well educated beautifull and have a huge circile of nannies and body gards packin some serious hardware. Would love to ease drop on the kid first love making/stinkyfinger in the movies. Like tigar woods and other celebs I'm sure it gets old real fast. Bless these girls for there privacy. I love money but I think I like the idea of slipping into a crowd more!
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06-14-2004, 04:47 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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I dunno guys. I'm...older, but I can still admire an attractive 18 year old...when I see one.
Be honest with yourselves. If you just happened on either one of these two...Mary Kate or Ashley...in the mall, in a coffee shop, walking down the street...whatever...assuming that they were not "famous", would you even give her a second glance? Maybe the alure is the fact that they are twins, and as such come along with the "fantasy factor". Other than that, I see that they're...cute, but really not much more, beyond that. I see so many hotter "younger" celebrities out there, and have always wondered as to the apeal of these two.
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06-14-2004, 05:13 AM | #18 (permalink) |
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The fact that they are twins actually would make that fantasy most guys have disturbing, because if they were both there it would be incest.
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06-14-2004, 05:19 AM | #19 (permalink) | |
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06-14-2004, 06:38 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
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06-14-2004, 06:42 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Yeah, the Olsen Twins are completely overrated. I actually find them disturbing in most pictures I've seen. They look like zombies with makeup on. I really don't see how guys can think these two girls are that fucking pretty. They freak me out!
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06-14-2004, 06:51 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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I'm not a big fan of them at all. I just like the super-mega-rich twins thing they have going. Other than that, I'd give them a 6 - 7. Too gangly for my tastes.
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06-14-2004, 07:05 AM | #24 (permalink) | |
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06-14-2004, 08:29 AM | #25 (permalink) |
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I'm really surprised no one has dug up a birthday party pic and posted it here just to claim 'firsties' or whatever.
Oh wait, this isn't Fark....
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06-14-2004, 10:09 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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Someone needs to throw them a couple hamburgers WITH cheese.
But, I'm sure they're on some mega expensive "we-have-our-vegan-macrobiotic-yoga-food-flown-in-from-Ecuador-because-our-personal-trainers-dieticians-food-therapists-and-horticutltural-advisers-tell-us-to," diet and wouln't be able to eat regular dead cow. Ahhh the price of stardom...
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06-14-2004, 11:27 PM | #33 (permalink) | |
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06-15-2004, 12:29 AM | #34 (permalink) | |
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06-15-2004, 06:17 AM | #35 (permalink) | |
I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
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06-15-2004, 07:52 PM | #39 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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(or it's Lindsay Lohans' 18th birthday)
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