Happy Birthday to the most "drooled after" women...
 

On this planet.....

Happy Birthday Olsen Twins.......

Now I eagerly await your Playboy shoot pictures....

It's defintiely in the cards.....

http://themaxx.com/offensive/pages/p...o-more.jpg.php

remember people... pictures of them before today aren't allowed... only pictures of them taken today or beyond.

and now, back to your regularly scheduled fapping.

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

:-) yay!

I wonder how you're going to determine the date of every single Olsen twin picture posted in this forum.

uh..... if they can't, they might just ban all Olsen pics?

I'm not impressed with them. I actually find them quite gawky. Just wait a few years until they look like a cross between Goldie Hawn and Barbara Walters....fap fap fa,..f,....ewwww.

Amen, OFKU0

Ugh, why the fuck would anybody want to fap to that? I just remember them on full house.

Now, Lindsay Lohan on the other hand..........
fap

our YOUNGER members see the olsen twins as 18 year old sexy girls, not much younger than ourselves. Continue to picture them as innocent 6 year old twins on full house, but remember that they are so much more now, and that many guys here realise that.

They were cute when they are 6 and 7 year olds, now they're just plain fugly.

Agreed with fapping on Lindsey Lohan..and Amanda Bynes too. :D

I dunno about these Olsen twins....
Every time I start thinking of them in any sort of way other than as the little girl on Full House, I start hearing, "Your in <b>big</b> trouble, mister!"

(I hope at least a few of you remember that line from the show so I don't come off as a lunatic.)

theyre cute girls. but between their fame and fortune and age, that alone will turn make most guys dicks hard.

they were nothing but annoying brats when they were young and now they are just 18 year olds that I really wish would stay the hell out of the media. Maybe I am just 'old', but 'fap worthy' is the last thing that comes to mind if I ever think of them.

I'm gettin' close to 19, and I still think they're over-rated anorexic duds in my eyes.

They look like extras from The Dark Crystal

I'm getting close to 20.
I think the girls have got it made.
My nieces watch full house re-runs like clock work, they know what time it's on every week/night.
I think their bodys would mature more if they gained some weight. At least the girl's parents did not spend and waste all the twins money, unlike poor shirley Temple.

They will never need the money from their little twats.
God only knows how they will use them for future gain.
They are well educated beautifull and have a huge circile
of nannies and body gards packin some serious hardware.
Would love to ease drop on the kid first love making/stinkyfinger
in the movies.
Like tigar woods and other celebs I'm sure it gets old real fast.
Bless these girls for there privacy.
I love money but I think I like the idea of slipping into a crowd more!

I dunno guys. I'm...older, but I can still admire an attractive 18 year old...when I see one.

Be honest with yourselves. If you just happened on either one of these two...Mary Kate or Ashley...in the mall, in a coffee shop, walking down the street...whatever...assuming that they were not "famous", would you even give her a second glance? Maybe the alure is the fact that they are twins, and as such come along with the "fantasy factor". Other than that, I see that they're...cute, but really not much more, beyond that. I see so many hotter "younger" celebrities out there, and have always wondered as to the apeal of these two.

The fact that they are twins actually would make that fantasy most guys have disturbing, because if they were both there it would be incest.

Total agreement here!

Dude...that was right on target!:lol:

Yeah, the Olsen Twins are completely overrated. I actually find them disturbing in most pictures I've seen. They look like zombies with makeup on. I really don't see how guys can think these two girls are that fucking pretty. They freak me out!

-Lasereth

I'm not a big fan of them at all. I just like the super-mega-rich twins thing they have going. Other than that, I'd give them a 6 - 7. Too gangly for my tastes.

nuts to them - i'm counting down to july 2 :D

Just because I remember, that doesn't make you less of a lunatic :D

I'm really surprised no one has dug up a birthday party pic and posted it here just to claim 'firsties' or whatever.

Oh wait, this isn't Fark....

Someone needs to throw them a couple hamburgers WITH cheese.

But, I'm sure they're on some mega expensive "we-have-our-vegan-macrobiotic-yoga-food-flown-in-from-Ecuador-because-our-personal-trainers-dieticians-food-therapists-and-horticutltural-advisers-tell-us-to," diet and wouln't be able to eat regular dead cow.

Ahhh the price of stardom...

They're pretty hot, if you like corpses...

Brutal crowd....just plain BRUTAL!!!!
They aren't bad looking girls. They are actually, from what I hear, pretty nice girls as well. I'd do em......

No drool here...in fact, I think they're quite fugly ..

Whatever. Id hit it.

I second that motion.

But Amanda Bynes isn't really hot...she's more cute, and she's got the girl next door look. She's also very funny. She'll be like the (girl next door) pretty comedian...

I also get the feeling that lindsy lohan is gonna follow in the footsteps of britney spears and turn into a pop "tart"

LOL!:lol: That's funny! The only problem with it is it assumes they're still virgins. I would assume otherwise knowing how they've been in so many movies and with how famous they are.

YES! That...that was awesome. Thank you. :)

Craven, that was pretty damn funny!

What the shit is that?

i second that, what happens on july 2nd?

You then realize there's 2 more days 'til July 4th.
(or it's Lindsay Lohans' 18th birthday) ;)

lmao