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Bamrak · 06-16-2004, 07:09 AM

I think they look foul; they're unattractive and they need to eat.

FaderMonkey · 06-16-2004, 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by timalkin
They're pretty hot, if you like corpses...

Exactly! I guess their graduation was before they turned 18, so I won't post this pic, but here's a link:

http://www.stereogum.com/img/marykat...graduation.jpg

The one with the dark hair (MK or Ashley?) looks sick!

Hanxter · 06-16-2004, 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by Fremen
(or it's Lindsay Lohans' 18th birthday)

KACHING!!!

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H12 · 06-16-2004, 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by FaderMonkey
Exactly! I guess their graduation was before they turned 18, so I won't post this pic, but here's a link:

http://www.stereogum.com/img/marykat...graduation.jpg

The one with the dark hair (MK or Ashley?) looks sick!

It's not like either one of them looked good in that pic, anyways. Bleh.

SpikeQX99 · 06-16-2004, 03:58 PM

They're not my cup of tea, but I guess they work for some people, and that's what is important...

Radio Monk33 · 06-16-2004, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by H12
It's not like either one of them looked good in that pic, anyways. Bleh.

Its not like either one of them look good anyways.

troit · 06-17-2004, 07:54 AM

With the invention of the internet (and various other scientific methods) I have derived a picture of what the twins will look like in (3) three years, on their 21st birthday:

Now let's take them out and get 'em loaded...

KellyC · 06-17-2004, 11:05 AM

Uhhh...yeah...in fantasy world...which I'll happily live in.

OFKU0 · 06-17-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by troit
With the invention of the internet (and various other scientific methods) I have derived a picture of what the twins will look like in (3) three years, on their 21st birthday:

Now let's take them out and get 'em loaded...

Wow ,..how did you get them from butt fuck ugly to drop dead gorgeous in 3 years?

Speed_Gibson · 06-17-2004, 10:57 PM

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Wow ,..how did you get them from butt fuck ugly to drop dead gorgeous in 3 years?

'butt fuck ugly' is a wee bit harsh but not by much.

OFKU0 · 06-18-2004, 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by Speed_Gibson
'butt fuck ugly' is a wee bit harsh but not by much.

I could have said they are a half a gene away from full blown Downs Syndrome

But I didn't.

H12 · 06-18-2004, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by OFKU0
I could have said they are a half a gene away from full blown Downs Syndrome

Ooh, fuckin' ouch. Heh, now that is harsh.

Peetster · 06-20-2004, 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by OFKU0
I could have said they are a half a gene away from full blown Downs Syndrome

But I didn't.

Good. Because then I would have to become involved.

You don't want me involved.

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404 error.
the file you're after was burned down during the LA riots. or maybe it was taken down because it sucked.

anyway, it's not here.

punx1325 · 06-20-2004, 10:38 AM

I think the olsen twins would be a lot better if they put on a few pounds, the pictures of them I saw in the newspapers really creeped me out.

snoop · 06-21-2004, 10:33 PM

I'd hit 'em both . . . . twice . . . .

S

Speed_Gibson · 06-22-2004, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by snoop
I'd hit 'em both . . . . twice . . . .

S

seems like a waste of the 2x4 used for the blows though.

oh wait, maybe you were referring to the 'ugly stick' - my bad.

KWSN · 06-22-2004, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by Speed_Gibson
oh wait, maybe you were referring to the 'ugly stick' - my bad.

They certainly don't need any more of that.

Karby · 06-23-2004, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by FaderMonkey
Exactly! I guess their graduation was before they turned 18, so I won't post this pic, but here's a link:

http://www.stereogum.com/img/marykat...graduation.jpg

The one with the dark hair (MK or Ashley?) looks sick!

um...she anorexic. for real.

KWSN · 06-23-2004, 07:32 PM

www.redpac.com

heh.

shaq=ignorance · 07-30-2004, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Hrothgar
They look like extras from The Dark Crystal

That's funny
I always thought they looked like the Gremlin Twins

Carno · 07-30-2004, 08:16 PM

Blegh... They cake that makeup on like there's no tomorrow..

I'll pass on them, thank you.

ariekitten · 07-30-2004, 08:35 PM

ewwwww....olsen twins....*shudders*. they were ok on full house, but they're just anorexic barbie dolls now. and lindsay lohan is just too overrated imo.

but i do think jena malone is hot! she was in donnie darko, too!

Trisk · 07-30-2004, 10:43 PM

uhm...do you guys realize that most girls develop between the ages of 12 and 16? If they've been basically starving themselves until 18, you can't believe that they're suddenly going to sprout breasts and an ass when they start eating *now*, right?

pedro padilla · 08-29-2004, 02:27 AM

when do they get their hands on the 200 million bucks? they´ll start lookin real cute about then.

CinnamonGirl · 08-31-2004, 07:36 PM

What? It's not Alyson Hannigan's birthday? Never mind....

heh...yeah...I don't get the Olsen thing...sigh....

06-16-2004, 03:58 PM	#45 (permalink)
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06-17-2004, 07:54 AM	#47 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	With the invention of the internet (and various other scientific methods) I have derived a picture of what the twins will look like in (3) three years, on their 21st birthday: Now let's take them out and get 'em loaded... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself... Last edited by troit; 06-17-2004 at 07:57 AM..

06-17-2004, 11:05 AM	#48 (permalink)
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06-20-2004, 10:38 AM	#54 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	I think the olsen twins would be a lot better if they put on a few pounds, the pictures of them I saw in the newspapers really creeped me out. __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

06-21-2004, 10:33 PM	#55 (permalink)
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06-16-2004, 07:09 AM	#41 (permalink)
Bamrak Enter Title Here Location: Tennessee	I think they look foul; they're unattractive and they need to eat.

06-23-2004, 07:32 PM	#59 (permalink)
KWSN green	www.redpac.com heh. __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-30-2004, 08:16 PM	#61 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Blegh... They cake that makeup on like there's no tomorrow.. I'll pass on them, thank you. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

07-30-2004, 08:35 PM	#62 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	ewwwww....olsen twins....shudders. they were ok on full house, but they're just anorexic barbie dolls now. and lindsay lohan is just too overrated imo. but i do think jena malone is hot! she was in donnie darko, too! __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

07-30-2004, 10:43 PM	#63 (permalink)
Trisk Insane	uhm...do you guys realize that most girls develop between the ages of 12 and 16? If they've been basically starving themselves until 18, you can't believe that they're suddenly going to sprout breasts and an ass when they start eating now, right? Last edited by Trisk; 07-30-2004 at 10:46 PM..

08-29-2004, 02:27 AM	#64 (permalink)
pedro padilla Insane	when do they get their hands on the 200 million bucks? they´ll start lookin real cute about then.

08-31-2004, 07:36 PM	#65 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	What? It's not Alyson Hannigan's birthday? Never mind.... heh...yeah...I don't get the Olsen thing...sigh.... __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"