Journeyman

One hit of LSD, decapitation by a guillotine with my head dropping directly into a catapult, which immediately launches me into a giant vat of multicolor jello.

Yes, I've honestly come up with this before reading this thread.

matteo101

You'd be knocked right the fuck out on impact. No need to worry about living or dieing, because you would be a vegatable anyways.

Madd

"death by snew snew..." <- to all the futurama fans around the globe

Somehow i dont think that that will ever happen so i think i will go with the whole bottle of sleeping tablets if i were forced to chose a fate.

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ibis

lol!

Exactly what I was thinking.

ibis

I've always said I don't want to get old... So I've thought of skydiving w/o a parachaut (sp?) once I turn 50 or so.

So.. I'd say that's the way I'd like it If I had a choice.

nukeu666

the nazi's used to gullitone ppl like this if im not mistaken

lets not forget the ways ppl were killed in the movie 'seven'
eating till your stomach exploded
fuked with a knife
skinned alive(and still alive)

ill take the injection...im a wuss....last way i wanna go is to be buried alive with lots of air

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timalkin

I'd want to go out in a huge explosion. I'm talking like a 2000 pound bomb is detonated with me standing next to it. I wonder if you even know what happened...

Scheme

probably a sniper shooting me in the forehead from far away so i dont know that its coming but its gonna kill be instantly.

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The5thCandidate

Slim Pickens style from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

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NoSoup

I think that if I had a choice, I would like to bleed to death. I wouldn't want to drown or burn, as I think that would lead to a panicky death. I know this sounds morbid, but I kinda want the time to have my "final death thoughts"... getting shot by a sniper in the head and not even knowing that I am dead would kinda piss me off. And yes, I realize that makes no sense

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ultra_agent9

I think I would like to embrace death the same way I embrace life. Probably involve lots of drugs and alcohol. Also would love to be surrounded by hot women wearing little to nothing gyrating and dancing around to cool music.

Y'know- like a normal Saturday night.

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Speed_Gibson

John Belushi/Chris Farley style? (admittedly more suicide than exectution though) Second part not quite the same though as there was only callgirl that was with Farley before he died who was the last person to see him alive.

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MSD

Dr. Strangelove, anyone?

bookerV

I'll take sexed to death, preferably by 5 or 6 gorgeous women. Failing that i'd take a single woman. If that doesn't work then I guess the bullet in the base of the brain thing. But I'd really prefer the sex...

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water_boy1999

I have thought about the parachute death as well. Just close my eyes and let myself go. I would have my last thoughts of my life pass through my mind. There is so little time to think, so the most important thoughts in your head would surface. Prolly think about my family and friends. I would think about what I have achieved in life and prepare myself for the what I will achieve in death. Since I am probably going to hell anyways, I would mentally prepare to pull out some kung-fu on would be demons, devils and what not. lol

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Amethyst

I would go with lethal injection the easy way out. The guillotine has always scared me. And I wonder when your head drops in the basket if your eyes are open do they stay that way or do they close? Hanging isn't for me either just couldn't do it. I'm not really sure what my last meal would be. I will have to think about that.

tiberry

What are the choices? Do I have pick from "traditional" methods?

If I had to pick a modern execution, it would probably be the electric chair - without a hood preferably...the goal being the most violent, blood-curdling, gruesome, way I can go...I mean if you know you have to die...go out with a "bang" right?

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perripken

I don't even want to think about it!

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crow_daw

Well as far as lethal injection goes, I don't see any way that anyone could know for sure. That really goes for all methods of death actually. I mean its not like people survive to tell what it was like. Unless you count those that have been clinically resuscitated, and as far as I know, that's never happened with lethal injection.

About the parachute thing, that has always actually scared the fuck out of me. I would never ever do that for one simple reason. You have time to change your mind. You get halfway down and think "Oh fuck what have I done?", but you can't go back then, and that would be the absolute worst feeling imaginable. Also, I don't know whether or not any of you are familiar with "Dead" Mike Vederman or not, but his story is incredible. He was skydiving when his parachute completely malfunctioned and he ended up freefalling approximately 180 feet.....onto concrete. He broke damn nearly every single bone in his body, and lost a shitload of blood, and about twenty pounds of fat and muscle. But he actually made a full recovery. True story. But still, fuck the freefalling thing.

Also a note on the guillotine. In medieval times they conducted experiments with the condemned. They asked each person that was to be executed to try to give them some sort of facial sign to indicated that they were still concious after being decapitated. While I personally think I would have tried to muster a sly wink, the most they ever got were heads whose mouths would slowly gape open. Now I don't know about you, but that would freak me the fuck out. So apparently, either you do remain conscious briefly, or that was just some strange reaction.

All that being said, my response is I would bite the bullet.

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cameroncrazy822

From your mouth to God's ears my firend...

cj22009

I would want to b executed like a rat get eat up by a bigo pussy

Fire

firing squad- to the torso, so I know I am dead, but not so painful or prolonged as some of the others....

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j0hnb

If I'm gonna die, i'm going to have fun while doing it. I would want go skydiving just without a parachute. I've only gone skydiving once before but I had a great time, so if i'm going to die, I'm going to at least have a little excitement while doing it.

Ripsaw

Gladitorial combat.

Nobody should just lay down and die.

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LordEden

I'm with ripsaw, I want to go down swinging a broadsword in the middle of a massive melee on a grassy battlefield. Let me take some people out when I finally take a flail to the side of the head. Man, that would be great.

I know that's never going to happen, so I've always wanted to jump off a very large cliff, that few seconds of freedom, where you're really flying with no worries in the world, till you hit the ground. "I don't know what could be better than/ A swan dive into the asfault."

I want a crowd tho, give the masses something to talk about.

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H12

I'd want to die fighting; I can't imagine "letting" myself be executed and have my life end by choice. Whether it be by fists or guns, I'd have to give the best struggle I could to avoid death.

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