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Peetster · 04-08-2004, 09:08 AM

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Are you getting pieces of this? It was time... There were many examples of animals all around. Can you tell me the answer? she asked.

It was cold and sweet. Sounds good to me, I said. Can you tell me the answer? she asked. I'm cold, you said, staring at the continuation we had to feel through yesterday.

This is what I like, I'd tell myself. What are we going to do tonight? I asked. How embarrassing. I'd seen many of the same things I've seen before.

I'm cold, you said, staring at the continuation we had to feel through yesterday. Hi, I said to all the animals. Sounds good to me, I said. (I'm loving the way you walk with me so quietly, contentedly.) He wanted to know more.

Is this an example of the new post-modern literature that's becoming popular in dimly lit jazz clubs around the world? No, it was the fine print on a piece of Spam I just got. Stories like this are an attempt to defeat Spam filters that look for a hyperlinked picture only. Post your examples here.

ratbastid · 04-08-2004, 09:52 AM

How bout this? Here are expurgated headers from a spam I got:

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From: Rocco Randle <z59ugbdpog@cox-internet.com>
Reply-To: Rocco Randle <z59ugbdpog@cox-internet.com>
To: international@xxxxx.com
Cc: postmaster@xxxxxx.com
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How bout THAT for a subject line? 8)

MSD · 04-08-2004, 10:00 AM

I got a viagra spam wiht the subject line "adolf"

Invoking mental images of Hitler is a good way to kill a boner, not advertise pills.

moonstrucksoul · 04-08-2004, 10:01 AM

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Are you getting pieces of this? It was time... There were many examples of animals all around. Can you tell me the answer? she asked.

It was cold and sweet. Sounds good to me, I said. Can you tell me the answer? she asked. I'm cold, you said, staring at the continuation we had to feel through yesterday.

This is what I like, I'd tell myself. What are we going to do tonight? I asked. How embarrassing. I'd seen many of the same things I've seen before.

I'm cold, you said, staring at the continuation we had to feel through yesterday. Hi, I said to all the animals. Sounds good to me, I said. (I'm loving the way you walk with me so quietly, contentedly.) He wanted to know more.

was that the body of the spam? what was the purpose of it?

Redlemon · 04-08-2004, 10:12 AM

The "sent from" usernames are what is really throwing me off. Let's see what's in my trashcan...

Godlike L. Galloped
Valor M. Dehumanization
Transpires U. Frizzy
Small B. Preservers
Goddamned Q. Maldive
Flying A. Restatement
Excising A. Encapsulates
Clasping O. Missing
Generate K. Tenure
Farms D. Squealer
Toga B. Kisses
Settling E. Condores
Forest G. Doherty
Swill C. Spiritualistic
Shambled O. Components
Coffees T. Disencumbering
Singular L. Enfolding
Upturned K. Appending
Tattlers I. Dactyls
Fudge F. Tenacity
Thieve K. Ambassadorships
Scriptwriters K. Seducers
Driveled O. Standpoint

Who are these freaks?

(I don't open these emails, so I don't have any examples of pomo lit for you.)

Peetster · 04-08-2004, 10:14 AM

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We're going to regret this, my friend said. I didn't have to say: can we change the meeting from 6 to 11? My kids have a music recital and I dont want to miss it for the world. He wanted to know more. Can you tell me the answer? she asked.

It was cold and sweet. Suddenly, she wasn't there. That could well be the answer. I don't know how he found that place.

There were many examples of animals all around. Suddenly, he disappeared. The same thing we do every night, he replied. Sounds good to me, I said.

I'd thought it was sad to hate the forest the way she'd done. He wanted to know more. I didn't have to say: can we change the meeting from 6 to 11? My kids have a music recital and I dont want to miss it for the world. (Things were looking worse.) How embarrassing.

For auto financing.

Regziever · 04-08-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
I got a viagra spam wiht the subject line "adolf"

Invoking mental images of Hitler is a good way to kill a boner, not advertise pills.

ROTFLMAO
Great observation!

I don't get that much spam, I'm pretty amused by the way some spammers try to evade filters..
I got a couple of subjectlines that spammers have used to try and evade filters though:
"Bukk/-\ke B/-\rn"
"how are you supernatural vic@d!n VXHKBTEIYUBNLLAJICFSGEASAPTTKLSNNOZQVDXLMKOJLOTZPAOUIIRIEDGNZXAUY"

and

"Entry #301981: 2004 Nissan 350Z Convertible"

RoboBlaster · 04-08-2004, 05:08 PM

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All I know is I'm not a Marxist.
I am walking over hot coals suspended over a deep pit at the bottom of which are a large number of vipers baring their fangs.

Some of this stuff isn't too bad.

Nefir · 04-08-2004, 07:06 PM

This new trend of putting legible text into spam emails is handily defeating my bayesian spam filter, and is quite effectively pissing me off as well.

Will we ever silence the spammers?

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Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today."It works like this ," she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name of a poet -- Robert Burns, for instance." She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns. "Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman, a bobby in flames, See? Bobby Burns!""I see what you mean," said the class know-it-all. "But how can you tell that it's Not Robert Browning?".

A notoriously absent-minded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter, the other on the pavement.A pupil meeting him said:"Good evening, professor. How are you?""Well," answered the professor, "I thought I was all right when I left home, but now I don't know what's the matter with me. I've been limping for the last half-hour."

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth.

Spam for an online pharmacy.

Poloboy · 04-08-2004, 09:10 PM

Advertisement was sandwiched between

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How do you do?
Thy decay's still impregnate with divinity.

Low rates on Software
...

and

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...
We ship worldwide.

It is indeed a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors.
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.

But the filter still got it apparently.

Peetster · 04-19-2004, 09:12 AM

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I'd thought it was sad to hate the forest the way she'd done. We're going to regret this, my friend said. What is the answer? We're going to regret this, my friend said.

Hi, I said to all the animals. Hi, I said to all the animals. Suddenly, he disappeared. (I'd seen something really weird.

I'm cold, you said, staring at the continuation we had to feel through yesterday. I'd walk down to the stream, look around, and take a deep breath. (Things were looking worse.) Love, and hate, are powerful emotions.

The continuation of our species matters more than you can imagine. It is the single most important thing we can do. Love, and hate, are powerful emotions. Can you tell me the answer? she asked. We're going to regret this, my friend said. He wanted to know more.

I'm seeing the trend. Chinese menu one from column A, one from column B style writing. Herbal viagra this time.

04-08-2004, 10:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	The "sent from" usernames are what is really throwing me off. Let's see what's in my trashcan... Godlike L. Galloped Valor M. Dehumanization Transpires U. Frizzy Small B. Preservers Goddamned Q. Maldive Flying A. Restatement Excising A. Encapsulates Clasping O. Missing Generate K. Tenure Farms D. Squealer Toga B. Kisses Settling E. Condores Forest G. Doherty Swill C. Spiritualistic Shambled O. Components Coffees T. Disencumbering Singular L. Enfolding Upturned K. Appending Tattlers I. Dactyls Fudge F. Tenacity Thieve K. Ambassadorships Scriptwriters K. Seducers Driveled O. Standpoint Who are these freaks? (I don't open these emails, so I don't have any examples of pomo lit for you.) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by redlemon; 04-08-2004 at 10:17 AM..

04-08-2004, 10:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I got a viagra spam wiht the subject line "adolf" Invoking mental images of Hitler is a good way to kill a boner, not advertise pills.