04-08-2004, 07:06 PM
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#9 (permalink)
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Junkie
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This new trend of putting legible text into spam emails is handily defeating my bayesian spam filter, and is quite effectively pissing me off as well.
Will we ever silence the spammers?
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Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today."It works like this ," she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name of a poet -- Robert Burns, for instance." She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns. "Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman, a bobby in flames, See? Bobby Burns!""I see what you mean," said the class know-it-all. "But how can you tell that it's Not Robert Browning?".
A notoriously absent-minded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter, the other on the pavement.A pupil meeting him said:"Good evening, professor. How are you?""Well," answered the professor, "I thought I was all right when I left home, but now I don't know what's the matter with me. I've been limping for the last half-hour."
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth.
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Spam for an online pharmacy.
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy
Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy
Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants
Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance
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