What has 160 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper!

I'm sorry, can't pass up the opportunity for comedy.

"Lets play army. I'll lay down while you blow the hell out of me."

But "Hi, my name is [your name], what's your name?" works

And "So what's the story behind that?" *you point to something on her like necklace, hair, body piercing, legs, shoes etc* This will get HER to start talking. Then after she tells the story and you do some talking, you can introduce yourself.

Don't forget to use ALOT OF KINO!!!

(i used some fastseduction skills and terms in this post fyi)

I hope your joking if you plan to using anything but Hello my name is _____... maybe this is why some men get a bad rap.

Do you wash your clothes in windex,because I can see myself in your pants.



Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

Wanna go to breakfast? Should I call ya' or just nudge ya'?

worked for me!!! :D

I think this pills are rohypnol. Wanna test them for me?

If ya REALLY wanna make her think...id use this one

".............." *stare*

not a "OMG" stare but are "are you for real" stare

My tounge, your clitoris, whadda ya think?

"Sup, how about we go to MY HOUSE AND MAKJE TEH SEXXX! THEN I CAN FUCK YOU AND YOU WILL LIEK IT< OMHHHH MY GODDD YEAH YOU FEEL SO GOOD WHEN I SEX YOU UP LIKE THAT< SEX MEMEMEMEMEMEM. "-God

Classics,

1. That dress sure would look nice crumpled up at the foot of my bed.

2. Wanna dance? No?, Well I guess a blow job is out of the question then?

3. How'bout a little 2 ball tonic.

Now, if I told you
they wouldn't be original
would they?;)

I've never been one for lines, but how about...

"Well...I'm looking for a woman who can handle IT."

(P.S....it helps having something worthwhile to refer to:D)