Original pickuplines needed!..
 

Desperatly need new fresh pickuplines, since i'm back in the game - surfed http:\\www.fastseduction.com, very entertaining but will they work ? :D

"You must have really good taste in men because you didn't approach me."

It's a killer.

ready for the cheese?

your daddy must have been an astronaut cuz you got stars in your eyes.

you must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day.

wanna fuck?

"Hi."

works every time.

I tend to go for:

Do you come here often

then

What sign are you

then

That's a nice blouse (say this no matter WHAT they are wearing)(any Young Ones fans on the TFP?)

They either look confused and walk away - Or laugh and seem interested

"Hey, my name's ______." <-- Give it a shot.

"Grab your coat love, you've pulled"

"Why, you look prettier than a new pair of snow tires"

My magic watch says you're not wearing any panties.

Oh you are? Then it must be an hour fast.

if i told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

old, and still poor.

i like the simple one nine mentioned.

lol all nice but just walking up to a lady seems to work best, shows you got guts :)

"You've stolen my heart, but I have three more in the freezer back home."

"Your father must have been a Pirate because he left a treasure like you behind!"

"Imagine, you have so many curves and me without any brakes!"

Glad

"Do you fuck on first dates?"

Someone else out there might know the reference.

that is a lovely dress you have on, it would look great all bunched up in a ball at the foot of my bed

I have money want to spend it

Please dont go to the dark side. It took me a full five minutes to figure out what the hell that said, and I'm fluent in 14/\/\35p34|<

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."


As you can see from my pickup line abilities, I usually stick to "Hi, I'm ______" with a confident handshake. It works, apparently ;)

You could try Mike Tyson's favorite pick-up line: "I'm stronger than you"

But I don't recommend it. :)

"Great shoes, lets fuck"


If you use it out of context, it works.

Used while wearing very large pants:
Hey baby, there's room for one more in these pants....

I thought it was, "I'm gonna fuck you till you love me."

I wouldn't recommend that one either.

Forget everything you've just read and behold:

"Hey, you wanna taste something my mom made."

or the incomparable:

"Say, do you know the difference between a steak and a big dick? No? You wanna come over for dinner sometime?"

Never be lonely again.

I always wanted to try that one but i could never work up the balls. I usually stick with confused stammering and maybe the occasional stutter thrown in for variety.

Or be like anakin: "Are you an angel?"

Hey wanna head out to the parking lot and get it on.. no? well i guess a blow is outta the question..


btw are you wanting serious pickup lines...

Greetings, My name is ________ I hail from the magical land of "perfection" There I'm a king among men, but standing before you, I see that every dream I have had pales in comparison to your beauty. The sun.. the sun is like a candle next to your inferno of lovliness. I would lay down and die just to bask in the wonder of your pressence.

hey wanta get a pizza and fuck?

why you don't like pizza?

For the real bitches.

You: Wanna dance ??
Bitch: No.
You: No no no. I said "You look fat in those pants".

Hi my name is ______ and i'm trying the traditional form of dating since i ran out of chloroform and my van is in the shop.

"Do you have any insert unique characteristic here in you?"
"No"
"Want Some?"

Okay, for the first one, you need a wingman. Basically, the wingman stops you and the target "randomly" together somewhere (say in a line for the bathroom, etc...). He then uses the line:

"You two would make BEAUTIFUL babies!!"

Or, if you don't have a wingman, the best (as far as results go), are:

"I'm in law/med school"
or
"I'm a Doctor."


MB

"Let's go play Army, I'll lay back and you can blow the hell out of me" or also "That shirt looks mighty becoming on you, I know if I were on you I'd be cumming too"
Couple of old lame ones but what the hell, I need to get my posts up anyway.......

So what's wrong with that?

I wanna eat your babies.

To get back on topic: "I heard this rumor that college girls are easy, whats your opinion to that?"

Yes I know, its college only.

Wooah back up there, What does it say? I wanna learn tel me Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze! :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Hey Baby, wanna make fifty cents the hard way?

No kiddin Boco sounds about right to me, but I guess being a normal guy is a bit unheard of these days.

Strangely, observational humor usually works for me. Last night's 'What are all these punks doing listening to a 60s bar band?' got a smile, a conversation and a fun evening.

Thank U so much - going out to try them tonight.... Cross u're fingers... To be continued ;-)

"i can smell your uterus from here" always works for me

What has 160 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper!

I'm sorry, can't pass up the opportunity for comedy.

"Lets play army. I'll lay down while you blow the hell out of me."

But "Hi, my name is [your name], what's your name?" works

And "So what's the story behind that?" *you point to something on her like necklace, hair, body piercing, legs, shoes etc* This will get HER to start talking. Then after she tells the story and you do some talking, you can introduce yourself.

Don't forget to use ALOT OF KINO!!!

(i used some fastseduction skills and terms in this post fyi)

I hope your joking if you plan to using anything but Hello my name is _____... maybe this is why some men get a bad rap.

Do you wash your clothes in windex,because I can see myself in your pants.



Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

Wanna go to breakfast? Should I call ya' or just nudge ya'?

worked for me!!! :D

I think this pills are rohypnol. Wanna test them for me?

If ya REALLY wanna make her think...id use this one

".............." *stare*

not a "OMG" stare but are "are you for real" stare

My tounge, your clitoris, whadda ya think?

"Sup, how about we go to MY HOUSE AND MAKJE TEH SEXXX! THEN I CAN FUCK YOU AND YOU WILL LIEK IT< OMHHHH MY GODDD YEAH YOU FEEL SO GOOD WHEN I SEX YOU UP LIKE THAT< SEX MEMEMEMEMEMEM. "-God

Classics,

1. That dress sure would look nice crumpled up at the foot of my bed.

2. Wanna dance? No?, Well I guess a blow job is out of the question then?

3. How'bout a little 2 ball tonic.

Now, if I told you
they wouldn't be original
would they?;)

I've never been one for lines, but how about...

"Well...I'm looking for a woman who can handle IT."

(P.S....it helps having something worthwhile to refer to:D)