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Giant Hamburger · 08-09-2003, 03:14 PM

Hail Newest Space Wanderer!

I am in need of a science officer.
My current plan is to have every crewmember outfitted with the superstar model for formal occasions. As ambassadors of our forum we must make an indelible first impression.

I am working on a method to travel to that sector of space in a single post. Our voyage will begin soon.

Welcome aboard.
-GH

JumpinJesus · 08-09-2003, 05:03 PM

Can I just, like, stare out the windows or something?

Plummie · 08-09-2003, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Newest Space Wanderer!

I am in need of a science officer.

Perfect! I'm the chemistry/physics buff you have been searching for. I would love to be your science officer.

I will run tests on the composition of the giant celestial hamburger, then we can report our findings back to Earth.

Stiltzkin · 08-09-2003, 07:32 PM

If it isn't too late, perhaps there is room for a not-so-humble moogle? I can provide access to many invaluable items such as healing potions, maps, ether replenishment vials, and an odd assortment of fully-capable antique weapons including swords-- all of course at a reasonable price. My moogley flesh is capable of withstanding the unforgiving conditions of outer space, and will therefore not require the use of external clothing.

A few questions for the fearless leader:

-What will the crew do upon arrival? Will equipment be taken along to examine this celestial burger?

-If there is intelligent burger life in the stars beyond, how will we communicate? (hint: the antenna atop my head does more than look silly)

-Just for the sake of enticement, do you think we might encounter other-wordly moogles?

Giant Hamburger · 08-11-2003, 11:27 AM

Hail Stiltzken!

You’re in. Please say hello to our newest crew member.

He’s a little shy.

We will leave as soon as I figure out an entertaining way to get us there.
In the meantime, let’s explore our vehicular options:

Spaceship option 1

Cost: approximately $1.7 billion

Spaceship option 2

Cost: approximately $0.0000000700 billion

Spaceship option 3

I just ask my brother if we can “borrow his car.”

I’m off to start a paypal account.
-GH

Plummie · 08-13-2003, 08:47 AM

Awesome! I can feel our space mission getting closer by the day!

Let's take the Plymouth Superbird.

Troublebot · 08-15-2003, 07:34 AM

We're going to need food. Peanut butter is always good, so I went out and procured about 16,000 jars of Skippy "chunky."

Anything I can get for the rest of the crew?

Giant Hamburger · 08-15-2003, 11:15 AM

Hail Loyal 1st Officer Troublebot!

Here is a preliminary shopping list off the top of my troubled head:

Italian sausage
Calamine lotion
Star Wars action figures
English Muffins
Paper towels
Ant traps
Coffee (French Roast) espresso grind
Berol Black Warrior number 2 pencils
Cambell’s Chunky Soup
Double-sided tape
Ice
6’ ULTRA3 SCSI Cable
Benadryl
Paper plates

I leave the question of quantity for some items as your first command decision.
Please save the receipt so that I can reimburse you.
You are my most favorite severed head.
-GH

Troublebot · 08-18-2003, 12:47 PM

Capt' GH,

Going to Sam's Club for most of the list. I figure if I buy in bulk, it will save more dough for the ship and the suits.

I'll try and snag back my old Star Wars figures from the little kid I pawned them off on. Not only will it meet a requirement on the list, but will also provide great sentimental value while in the cold vacumn of space.

Playing Spock to your Kirk,

Troublebot

Apokx · 08-18-2003, 11:21 PM

I wanna go,I can bring the XBoX/Ps2 and the GameCube.

Giant Hamburger · 08-19-2003, 02:03 PM

Hail Apokx!

Welcome aboard. You shall be our Video Game Officer.
This is a mission critical role as we shall be in space for possibly millions of years.

Just a few more tests

and we can get the hell off this rock.

I like baseball sims on any console.
-GH

Troublebot · 08-20-2003, 05:01 AM

Cap't. GH,

Can the ship be equiped with a dish and Tivo? I don't want to miss my favorite programs and the new fall season is right around the corner.

Henry Fonda to your James Cagney,

Troublebot

unoaman · 08-20-2004, 07:14 AM

Memo to: Space Commander Hamburger

From: burger lovers of earth

May the big squirt mustard in the sky be with you and your crew, as you blast off for the unknown reaches of space. Hopefully you will return to earth with news not only of the "Big Bang", but also of the Big Burger...

powerclown · 08-20-2004, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Spaceship option 1

Cost: approximately $1.7 billion

Spaceship option 2

Cost: approximately $0.0000000700 billion
-GH

$0.0000000700 billion?

The water I was drinking *almost* shot out my nose...

Ishmal · 07-14-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by numberfive

Erm, in case you didn't notice, this thread is 3 months old. Gravedigging is usually frowned upon, just a heads up.

well if that was grave digging...

look at wat i just done!!!

21/8/04 till 14/7/05

Ishmals been a BAD boy!!

hey GH,

have you done the trip yet???

or is it still in the planning phases??

i'd be willing to join the space mission to the "Giant Celestial Hamburger" if it still hasn't left Earth!

Troublebot · 07-14-2005, 09:18 AM

I'm still getting supplies and needing to get measured for my suit.

Needless to say, I ate all the peanut butter. I'm so ashamed.

Ishmal · 07-15-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Troublebot

Needless to say, I ate all the peanut butter. I'm so ashamed.

well don't worry...

i'm so keen to be a Burgernaut i'll supply some Peanut Butter

but, also because i'm Australian...

i'll supply some vegemite!!!

kramus · 07-15-2005, 06:58 PM

I am concerned because nowhere have I seen reference made to the impact on Earth when Giant Hamburger leaves orbit. Not only is he Giant Hamburger - that alone will be a physics nightmare to work out scenarios regarding his leaving. My main concern is his influence on the people of earth. If he gets to a point where we no longer receive his thoughts what will happen? Nature abhors a vacuum. I dread to think what forces will manifest themselves in his absence.

Help, anyone?

kramus · 07-17-2005, 01:38 PM

Yet another thread makes it clear - Something is unfolding. The Chinese are launching pig sperm into space.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...=1#post1841252

Hidden agendas have stirred enough to reach the public

Remember, nature abhors a vacuum - A change in dynamics will happen when Giant Hamburger leaves Earth orbit - and it may be at our cost.

genuinegirly · 07-17-2005, 01:48 PM

What a beautiful photo! I've been blessed with images from the Hubble telescope through most of my life. I wonder what the images must look like to someone whose only view of the stars has been through conventional means. Incredible - and it does resemble a hamburger!

08-09-2003, 05:03 PM	#42 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Can I just, like, stare out the windows or something? __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-09-2003, 07:32 PM	#44 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	If it isn't too late, perhaps there is room for a not-so-humble moogle? I can provide access to many invaluable items such as healing potions, maps, ether replenishment vials, and an odd assortment of fully-capable antique weapons including swords-- all of course at a reasonable price. My moogley flesh is capable of withstanding the unforgiving conditions of outer space, and will therefore not require the use of external clothing. A few questions for the fearless leader: -What will the crew do upon arrival? Will equipment be taken along to examine this celestial burger? -If there is intelligent burger life in the stars beyond, how will we communicate? (hint: the antenna atop my head does more than look silly) -Just for the sake of enticement, do you think we might encounter other-wordly moogles? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 08-09-2003 at 07:41 PM..

08-11-2003, 11:27 AM	#45 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Stiltzken! You’re in. Please say hello to our newest crew member. He’s a little shy. We will leave as soon as I figure out an entertaining way to get us there. In the meantime, let’s explore our vehicular options: Spaceship option 1 Cost: approximately $1.7 billion Spaceship option 2 Cost: approximately $0.0000000700 billion Spaceship option 3 I just ask my brother if we can “borrow his car.” I’m off to start a paypal account. -GH Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 08-20-2004 at 06:25 AM..

08-13-2003, 08:47 AM	#46 (permalink)
Plummie Liquid Diamonds Location: Lexington, KY	Awesome! I can feel our space mission getting closer by the day! Let's take the Plymouth Superbird. __________________ Kim

08-15-2003, 07:34 AM	#47 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	We're going to need food. Peanut butter is always good, so I went out and procured about 16,000 jars of Skippy "chunky." Anything I can get for the rest of the crew? __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-09-2003, 03:14 PM	#41 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Newest Space Wanderer! I am in need of a science officer. My current plan is to have every crewmember outfitted with the superstar model for formal occasions. As ambassadors of our forum we must make an indelible first impression. I am working on a method to travel to that sector of space in a single post. Our voyage will begin soon. Welcome aboard. -GH

08-15-2003, 11:15 AM	#48 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Loyal 1st Officer Troublebot! Here is a preliminary shopping list off the top of my troubled head: Italian sausage Calamine lotion Star Wars action figures English Muffins Paper towels Ant traps Coffee (French Roast) espresso grind Berol Black Warrior number 2 pencils Cambell’s Chunky Soup Double-sided tape Ice 6’ ULTRA3 SCSI Cable Benadryl Paper plates I leave the question of quantity for some items as your first command decision. Please save the receipt so that I can reimburse you. You are my most favorite severed head. -GH

08-18-2003, 12:47 PM	#49 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Capt' GH, Going to Sam's Club for most of the list. I figure if I buy in bulk, it will save more dough for the ship and the suits. I'll try and snag back my old Star Wars figures from the little kid I pawned them off on. Not only will it meet a requirement on the list, but will also provide great sentimental value while in the cold vacumn of space. Playing Spock to your Kirk, Troublebot __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-18-2003, 11:21 PM	#50 (permalink)
Apokx Yo dawg, I herd u like... Location: memes.	I wanna go,I can bring the XBoX/Ps2 and the GameCube.

08-19-2003, 02:03 PM	#51 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Apokx! Welcome aboard. You shall be our Video Game Officer. This is a mission critical role as we shall be in space for possibly millions of years. Just a few more tests and we can get the hell off this rock. I like baseball sims on any console. -GH

08-20-2003, 05:01 AM	#52 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Cap't. GH, Can the ship be equiped with a dish and Tivo? I don't want to miss my favorite programs and the new fall season is right around the corner. Henry Fonda to your James Cagney, Troublebot __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-20-2004, 07:14 AM	#53 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Memo to: Space Commander Hamburger From: burger lovers of earth May the big squirt mustard in the sky be with you and your crew, as you blast off for the unknown reaches of space. Hopefully you will return to earth with news not only of the "Big Bang", but also of the Big Burger...

07-14-2005, 09:18 AM	#56 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	I'm still getting supplies and needing to get measured for my suit. Needless to say, I ate all the peanut butter. I'm so ashamed. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

07-15-2005, 06:58 PM	#58 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	I am concerned because nowhere have I seen reference made to the impact on Earth when Giant Hamburger leaves orbit. Not only is he Giant Hamburger - that alone will be a physics nightmare to work out scenarios regarding his leaving. My main concern is his influence on the people of earth. If he gets to a point where we no longer receive his thoughts what will happen? Nature abhors a vacuum. I dread to think what forces will manifest themselves in his absence. Help, anyone? __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-17-2005, 01:38 PM	#59 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Am I Chicken Little? Listen, People !!! Yet another thread makes it clear - Something is unfolding. The Chinese are launching pig sperm into space. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...=1#post1841252 Hidden agendas have stirred enough to reach the public Remember, nature abhors a vacuum - A change in dynamics will happen when Giant Hamburger leaves Earth orbit - and it may be at our cost. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

07-17-2005, 01:48 PM	#60 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	What a beautiful photo! I've been blessed with images from the Hubble telescope through most of my life. I wonder what the images must look like to someone whose only view of the stars has been through conventional means. Incredible - and it does resemble a hamburger! __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy