Giant Hamburger

Giant hamburger in space
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce: Space is serving up giant hamburgers. NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has snapped a photograph, released Aug. 1, of an object that bears an uncanny resemblance to a hamburger. The object, nicknamed Gomez's Hamburger, is a sunlike star nearing the end of its life. It already has expelled large amounts of gas and dust and is on its way to becoming a colorful, glowing planetary nebula. The ingredients for the giant celestial hamburger are dust and light. The hamburger buns are light reflecting off dust and the patty is the dark band of dust in the middle.

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This is a proud moment for hamburgers throughout the universe!

zf0enix

It's a celestial camel-toe!!

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scarebearjinx

or a celestial ass crack.

tommyboy

camel toe...too funny

Halx

It reminds me of those cut out angles in hentai mangas where they show the inside of a girl's pussy from the side as some dude sticks his dick in there. That is one tight pussy waiting to be filled.

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Giant Hamburger

Whoa.
Mother Hamburger is turning over in her grave.
These are not the responses I expected. I am scandalized.
I see the face of my angry hamburger god.
I will make the appropriate sacrifices so that he will come and punish the infidels.

zf0enix

Hey bro, you're dealing with a lot of horned-up folks here, on a friday afternoon/evening! What'd you expect?

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tommyboy

Ok now this is twice this post really made me laugh. Maybe its because I have a buzz.

JumpinJesus

That's one big, giant hamburger.

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ARTelevision

cosmic - I think it just looks cosmic.
I like how the two parts seem to be in some deep reflective relationship.
thanks.

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clavus

I think its an angry, intergalactic razor-clam.

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Somenosuke

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weedline

That is one cool pic man.
How old is it.

nefarious

Okay .. someone was a lil hungry when they saw that pic for the first time .. it looks like something a lil more sexual. .. than a hamburger. .

or maybe that's just me..

interesting star there .. btw

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phoenix1002

Mmmmm.... burgers....

Ok, when a picture of a star makes me hungry, it's a sign that I've been eating college food for too long...

Cool pic, whatever you might think it is

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scapegoat

NOoOO!! its gonna Eat me!!!!! *runs*

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Giant Hamburger

...can't resist...feel pull towards...mouth...must...be...eaten

Narrator: It is at that point that our noble burger answers Somenosuke's sweet siren song and dashes itself upon the jagged teeth of her appetite.

Narrator exits stage left, followed by... a bear.

Sun Tzu

A 30 million light year mile hamburger. Wow! Thanks for posting. Always glad to hear hubble findings.

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rockogre

Can't you just hear "Burger Man" by ZZ Top when you look at the pic?

Say, shouldn't this be your theme song Giant Hamburger?




(Notice how I refrained from any sexual connotation even though it obviously bears a resembelance to earthly female reproductive oragans? Just trying to be one of the "good" guys.)

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizen Ogre!

Even though they are from my hometown, I don't listen to much ZZ Top after their album Deguello. I blame MTV and those fuzzy spinning guitars.

Theme Song...excellent question. I must ponder this. Perhaps either you or I should start a thread inquiring about TFP users' theme songs. Perhaps.

Before everybody starts thinking I'm an uptight burger, allow me to say I'm cool with everyone thinking the celestial burger image looks like a lady’s johnson. I just didn't expect the unanimity of it. I'm just a simple hamburger trying to make it in a not-so-simple online forum.
-GH

striderkevin

Very interesting...

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numberfive

Erm, in case you didn't notice, this thread is 3 months old. Gravedigging is usually frowned upon, just a heads up.

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Troublebot

GH,

Glad to see you're plans to take over the universe are taking shape. Remember, I have been, and always will be, your faithful servant. I only ask that you spare me from the slave pits and allow me to rule Iceland and parts of Ohio, as you deem fit.

In suplication,

Troublebot

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Fly

great idea GH.a theme song thread.

*still thinks it looks like a twat*

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Giant Hamburger

Look what floated up on the banks of the TFP river!

An ancient thread risen from the grave and scratching at the door of its zombiemaster. I will take you in little dead one.

Troublebot, you have posted for me in my times of need. I will never forget that.

I suggest we launch ourselves into space and investigate Gomez's Hamburger!
We will have to be frozen. Everyone and everything we know will be gone when we return, if we return. We will not get paid.
You will get a patch for your orange jumpsuit.

Who’s with me?
-GH

I will leave the Theme Song thread in Flyman’s capable hands, if he has any desire to birth it.

Snoogans

I'd give it all up for a taste of that burger. I'd be honored to wear the patch, count me in.

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Snoogans!

Welcome aboard. I will make you Chief Security Officer, if it suits you. You will NOT have to wear a red shirt. Perhaps we could even make this into the next hit reality cable TV show. I can think of nothing more exciting than a series that lasts 100 television seasons about cryogenically frozen space wayfarers in search of a celestial hamburger. I'm off to write a grant proposal.
-GH

World's King

Yummie

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Mr Scorcex

This is certainly proof from the hamburger gods about something... can I join your space expedition?

Troublebot

Hail Cap't Giant Hamburger!

I am fully prepared to join your crew, along with Snoogans and Mr. Scorcex. I do however, have some questions:

Is there some way to lose my gut, get rock hard abs and gluts and gain the likeness of a greek god, while in suspended animation?

Will we meet "space chicks?"

Do I get a blaster of some kind?

Standing ready to be a frozen hero,

Troublebot

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Mr. Scorcex!

There is always room for students from federally funded teaching institutions. You’re in.

Hail Troublebot!

Here are some answers:

I was counting on you. You shall be my First Officer and also in charge of severed heads. I will have your cryogenic mold made one size too small. I am certain over the years the effects will be startling. Sadly, I can’t promise “space chicks.” Know in your heart of hearts that I will endeavor to make celestial hook-ups happen for all of my crew. Also know that I have not been very successful in this regard on my home planet and see no reason to expect a change of luck once we slip Earth’s surly bonds and touch the bun of the space hamburger. You never know, the cold vacuum of space may turn me into a player. Snoogans will be handing out the blasters when needed. Welcome aboard.

I might also add that this thread seems to be heading for a move to the nonsense forum.
Keep an eye out for relocation. I’m off to salvage some scrap metal!
-GH

uncle phil

who said resurrecting old threads was considered "gravedigging?"...

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Elitegibson

I'll take mine with tater tots pls.

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Troublebot

Cap't GH,

First Officer Troublebot reporting. I'm prepared for my cryogenics sleep and any possible move to the Nonsense Board. Consider me your "Right Hand Head" on our intergalactic voyage.

Troublebot

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Mr Scorcex

Huzzah! My dreams of space exploration, one step closer to reality. It's also nice to see that Captian Giant Hamburger runs backround checks on potential crew members. We certainly can't have rifraff on an intergalactic voyage.

Giant Hamburger

Hail Future Burgernauts!

First we must decide on our space suits.
I have four possibilities so far.

Hi-tech

Each one will cost us 12 million American dollars.

Homemade

I have some extra pots and pans we can use.

Superstar

This is the most cost-efficient and fun.

Ape

The additional ape costume beneath the spacesuit could prove invaluable.

Please remember to pack warm clothing as temperatures will get down to –250 degrees F.
Snoogans, that’s -156 degrees C.

If I can’t figure out how to fold space in the next day or so I’ll start looking for a ship.
Where are the wormholes when you need them?

That's not funny.
-GH

Mr Scorcex

Burgernaut, when I get a custom title, that will definitely be it. At any rate, I'm leaning towards the Ape spacesuits. Who knows when we would need that extra ape? Provided we don't have the funding for those, then we will have to go with the 'Superstar' model. Just for fun.

remiel

Actually, to me it looks like a pair of lips (and not THOSE lips). I keep expecting it to launch into 'science fiction double feature'

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Esoteric

Very nice pic. Interesting star in the top left.

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Plummie

I'd like to go to space with you and your crew, GH.

I vote for the cost-efficient and fun Superstar space suits.

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