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		| Originally posted by Giant Hamburger Hail Newest Space Wanderer!
 
 I am in need of a science officer.
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 Perfect!  I'm the chemistry/physics buff you have been searching for.  I would love to be your science officer.
I will run tests on the composition of the giant celestial hamburger, then we can report our findings back to Earth.