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Old 01-14-2004, 09:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Things to do on the Moon

Now the Bush has announced that he wants to establish a base on the moon, what are some of the things you want to do on the moon?

I'm gonna do the Michael Jackson's moon walk . Maybe play golf against Tiger Wood...
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I would do all my old gymnastics moves the way I could never quite pull them off on Earth!
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would like to eat a moon pie on the moon. I'll bet it would taste DEEE-licious.
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sex on the moon. The gravitational pull is about 1.6m/s/s or soemthing, compared to 9.8 we get here.

edit: a lot of those position of the day positions may acutally be possible then

that said, maybe i should try getting more sex on earth before this


oh yeah, and play basketball i'd be dunking like a madman

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Old 01-14-2004, 09:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I would like to eat a moon pie on the moon. I'll bet it would taste DEEE-licious.
And wash it down with an RC Moon Cola!

Oh wait... carbonation doesn't work in low gravity Damn!
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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carbonation doesn't work in low gravity Damn!
It DOESN'T!? There goes my moon project
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I hear the cheese on the moon is good.
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Smoke a lot of weed, probably. Then watch the Earth rise.

/bliss
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I wanna jump with some moon boots. You remember those things? Yeah.. moon boots.
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Smoke a lot of weed, probably. Then watch the Earth rise.

/bliss

I think that would be totally awesome... sans the weed smoking.
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Smoke a lot of weed, probably. Then watch the Earth rise.
That sounds great, but the moon only rotates one time during a full rotation around the earth, so you are always going to see the earth. Unless you're on the back side, in which case you'll never see it.

As for me, I second the golf idea. That would be awesome driving the ball like 800m.
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Watch no gravity porn!

god damn i'm a loser!
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Sleep.
Then build my own little ecosystem in a bubble and see how long it takes for it to self-destruct.
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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JUMP. All day long, every day. Like a little kid! JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP! and hope that I don't go flying off the moon!
and probably have sex too... with moon people...
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Those area all great ideas, but none compare to the

LOW-GRAVITY MOSH PIT

I'd build a club with padded walls and no sharp corners, and opening night would be In Flames playing all of the tracks from their (appropriately titled) album, Lunar Strain.

Slam them, and watch them fly.
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I would do all my old gymnastics moves the way I could never quite pull them off on Earth!
I think I'd watch her do her Gymnastics.

I think a game of lazer tag would be fun. "running" up walls.. well sort of.

Hmm.. I'd wouldn't mind getting a group of people together and playing some football. Passing would be insane.. and just thing about trying to tackle someone.

I'd also put on a suit and go lay down on the moon and stargaze for a little while. Can't do that here.... too many lights.
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:48 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Look at the stars, and earth while listening to classical music and the star trek theme song.
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:11 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Establish a TFP uplink to the rest of the universe and then see what happens.
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Old 01-15-2004, 02:29 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Start a fight club....
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:31 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Drop pennies on the Earth.
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:51 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Bring a smooth round rock with me to the moon and throw them to skim them...
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:20 AM   #22 (permalink)
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As for me, I second the golf idea. That would be awesome driving the ball like 800m.
Thing is, with my slice I could probably hit myself in the back of the head with a drive. It'd just keep going and keep slicing and keep going and keep slicing and... *tok*
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:39 AM   #23 (permalink)
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One of my old favorite science fiction books talks about a long-established moon colony. It states the stuff that would be fun to do.

It is called "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and was written by Robert A. Heinlein.
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:44 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Well, I'd like to visit the moon
On a rocket ship high in the air
Yes, I'd like to visit the moon
But I don't think I'd like to live there
Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and people I love
So although I might like it for one afternoon
I don't want to live on the moon

So if I should visit the moon
Well, I'll dance on a moonbeam and then
I will make a wish on a star
And I'll wish I was home once again
Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and people I love
So although I may go I'll be coming home soon
'Cause I don't want to live on the moon
No, I don't want to live on the moon

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Old 01-15-2004, 09:01 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm looking forward to using the crapper on the moon...
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:05 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I'm looking forward to using the crapper on the moon...
Just as long it doesn't drop down on the floor and then bounce up back on your butt...
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Old 01-15-2004, 10:15 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm already saving for one of those rockin' moon buggies!
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Old 01-15-2004, 11:00 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I'm looking forward to using the crapper on the moon...

I wonder which way the water would flush?
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Old 01-15-2004, 11:06 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I'm already saving for one of those rockin' moon buggies!
Hmm, that too! We can race!
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Old 01-15-2004, 11:07 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Drop pennies on the Earth.
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I wonder which way the water would flush?
HAHA!!!
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Start a fight club....
HAHA!!!!!


I'd go rock climbing.
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Old 01-15-2004, 11:09 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Up!

I'd see how far I could throw a base ball. I've never had much of a throwing arm. That moon buggie idea sounds really cool as well.
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Old 01-15-2004, 11:09 AM   #32 (permalink)
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edit: a lot of those position of the day positions may acutally be possible then
You mean they arent now?

Id watch onodrim do her gymnastics while sipping a cold one with GakFace.

Watch the stars and the earth rise, even if its not that often it would rock.

And Id be at cchris' club openening night.. fuck yes.

And btw, carbonation would work in low grav, the bubbles would just ascend slower. The carbonation is based on pressure diff, not gravity, so you can still have your coke and beer.
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Old 01-15-2004, 11:23 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Id watch onodrim do her gymnastics while sipping a cold one with GakFace.
Glad I could provide some quality entertainment.
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Old 01-15-2004, 11:57 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I'd build a bunch of neon signs on the dark side of the moon just for the hell of it...
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Old 01-15-2004, 12:38 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I would just look at the Earth. We have come a long way from just looking out into the stars. And now the average civilian would have the ability to go out into space like the astronauts. I look forward to that day...
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:23 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I would not cum for about two weeks. Then I would masterbate and see how far my load shoots!!!!
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:30 PM   #37 (permalink)
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i would go to the starbucks
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:46 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I like gilada's idea....I would like to use the crapper on the moon
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:56 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Have they got scotch up there????

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Old 01-15-2004, 07:39 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I would not cum for about two weeks. Then I would masterbate and see how far my load shoots!!!!
Just make sure you point that thing away from me before you kill somebody...

Masterbation may be outlawed on the moon since all the *ahem* ammo would be floating around on the walls, ceiling...awful awful mess to clean up...
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