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Things to do on the Moon
Now the Bush has announced that he wants to establish a base on the moon, what are some of the things you want to do on the moon?
I'm gonna do the Michael Jackson's moon walk ;). Maybe play golf against Tiger Wood... |
I would do all my old gymnastics moves the way I could never quite pull them off on Earth! :)
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I would like to eat a moon pie on the moon. I'll bet it would taste DEEE-licious.
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Sex on the moon. The gravitational pull is about 1.6m/s/s or soemthing, compared to 9.8 we get here.
edit: a lot of those position of the day positions may acutally be possible then :p that said, maybe i should try getting more sex on earth before this :( oh yeah, and play basketball :D i'd be dunking like a madman :D |
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Oh wait... carbonation doesn't work in low gravity :( Damn! |
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I hear the cheese on the moon is good.
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Smoke a lot of weed, probably. Then watch the Earth rise.
/bliss |
I wanna jump with some moon boots. You remember those things? Yeah.. moon boots.
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I think that would be totally awesome... sans the weed smoking. |
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As for me, I second the golf idea. That would be awesome driving the ball like 800m. |
Watch no gravity porn!
god damn i'm a loser! :D |
Sleep.
Then build my own little ecosystem in a bubble and see how long it takes for it to self-destruct. |
JUMP. All day long, every day. Like a little kid! JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP! and hope that I don't go flying off the moon! ;)
and probably have sex too... with moon people... |
Those area all great ideas, but none compare to the
LOW-GRAVITY MOSH PIT I'd build a club with padded walls and no sharp corners, and opening night would be In Flames playing all of the tracks from their (appropriately titled) album, Lunar Strain. Slam them, and watch them fly. |
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I think a game of lazer tag would be fun. "running" up walls.. well sort of. :) Hmm.. I'd wouldn't mind getting a group of people together and playing some football. :D Passing would be insane.. and just thing about trying to tackle someone. :D:D I'd also put on a suit and go lay down on the moon and stargaze for a little while. Can't do that here.... too many lights. |
Look at the stars, and earth while listening to classical music and the star trek theme song. :)
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Establish a TFP uplink to the rest of the universe and then see what happens.
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Start a fight club....
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Drop pennies on the Earth.
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Bring a smooth round rock with me to the moon and throw them to skim them...
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One of my old favorite science fiction books talks about a long-established moon colony. It states the stuff that would be fun to do.
It is called "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and was written by Robert A. Heinlein. |
Well, I'd like to visit the moon
On a rocket ship high in the air Yes, I'd like to visit the moon But I don't think I'd like to live there Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above I would miss all the places and people I love So although I might like it for one afternoon I don't want to live on the moon So if I should visit the moon Well, I'll dance on a moonbeam and then I will make a wish on a star And I'll wish I was home once again Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above I would miss all the places and people I love So although I may go I'll be coming home soon 'Cause I don't want to live on the moon No, I don't want to live on the moon (Sung by Ernie from Sesame Street) |
I'm looking forward to using the crapper on the moon...
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I'm already saving for one of those rockin' moon buggies!
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I wonder which way the water would flush? |
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I'd go rock climbing. |
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I'd see how far I could throw a base ball. I've never had much of a throwing arm. That moon buggie idea sounds really cool as well. |
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Id watch onodrim do her gymnastics while sipping a cold one with GakFace. Watch the stars and the earth rise, even if its not that often it would rock. And Id be at cchris' club openening night.. fuck yes. And btw, carbonation would work in low grav, the bubbles would just ascend slower. The carbonation is based on pressure diff, not gravity, so you can still have your coke and beer. |
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I'd build a bunch of neon signs on the dark side of the moon just for the hell of it...
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I would just look at the Earth. We have come a long way from just looking out into the stars. And now the average civilian would have the ability to go out into space like the astronauts. I look forward to that day...
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I would not cum for about two weeks. Then I would masterbate and see how far my load shoots!!!!
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i would go to the starbucks
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I like gilada's idea....I would like to use the crapper on the moon
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Have they got scotch up there????
--and keep an eye on VIKING 1064--thatdamn thing could be dangerous..:D |
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Masterbation may be outlawed on the moon since all the *ahem* ammo would be floating around on the walls, ceiling...awful awful mess to clean up... |
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