~springrain

hoping i don't scare anyone with this one

*laughing*... i had a friend in high school who could queef on demand... it cracked us all up and i shamelessly admit, that we would hold "the queef vs. the burp" contests to see which could hold out the longest... (yes, women are just as warped as men sometimes)

found this article in a local OU (Ohio University) newspaper... thought you all might get a kick out of it!

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lurkette

Teeheee!

I had only every experienced little queefs until we tried doggie style - hoo boy! Afraid I can't do it on demand, though. That's a talent I have yet to perfect

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rmarshall

The "final gong"! I like that!

When my sweetie "queefs", it tells me she is really involved!

floydthebarber

Noise during sex are good...

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Minx

Thanks ~springrain, that's a great article!

I think it's happened to all us ladies at some point in time! It's happened to me and sure it's sorta embarassing but it just makes me start to giggle! That usually gets over any uncomfortable moment!

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wilbjammin

Its bound to happen. I remember not caring and trying to just go with it once, while she was all freaked out and self-conscious. Granted, it was loud, but it is not worth worrying about.

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crewsor

That air forced into the vagina during rigorous sex has to come back out sometime. Anyone freaked out by it is naive. Its as natural as sex itself. It can be kind of surprising at certain times though.

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Viking1064

Queef's are the best. The only flaw with a queef is that they do not fill the air with that wonderful aroma of a woman's vagina, unlike a fart which fills the air of the smell of shit!!!

raeanna74

I've got news for them. It DOES happen in missionary style. It has to do with the way the vagine changes shape a little during arousal. I relaxes, lets/pulls air in, and when the guy pushes in the air pushes out. This is funny. I just say to hubby that at least he knows I'm having a good time when I queef.

It's at least for a few good laughs.

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omega2K4

Queefs are hilarious, especially when you're caught off guard.

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Mehoni

I wouldn't exactly call them "hilarious".. embarassing is more like it....

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DEI37

Not if you're comfortable with yourselves. When my wife does this, it lets me know that, "hey, she's diggin' it hardcore." Of course, she'll laugh when it happens, but it just tells me I'm doing my job, and her pussy is satisfied.

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" It is odorless, spontaneous, virtually undetectable and unpreventable, but it produces a sound so vile, it has the ability to kill a night of serious lovin.'"


odorless my ass...

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hehe
they're so funny

wallaby72

If things are getting good and sweaty, you can also get a farty kind of sound when your chests get stuck together with a bit of suction and move with the action.......or is that just me?

~springrain

*soft laugh*... no... i don't think you are alone in that one... God love this thread...

slimcr

wallaby, I love that particular noise

chiefslappajo

I always heard it called murmurring, cuz the lips are moving, but you don't know what they're saying

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cchris

What about the slappin sounds?
Noisy sex is good sex.

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Yalaynia

I think if there isnt any sounds you arent doing it right. In all seriousness though there isnt anything to worry about noices coming form down there are quite normal. Its air that has been sucked up from the penis entering the vagina and its going to do it. So if you girls want to get out of the "embarassment" of the whole thing just tell the guy its their fault.

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Oh Jesus.


*goes back to doing nothing*

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tommyboy

"What the hell was that"? Reminds me of the first episode of Family Guy when he farts for the first time. Funny thread!

sailor

Gotta agree with ART on this one.

Besides, vaginas kick ass... everything about them

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omega2K4

So true.

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spived2

I like how even a small queef will lighten the mood and make it a lot more fun.

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lol

Awesome. I am SO stealing this for another forum.

Wank you!

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no problem *laugh*... glad you all are enjoying

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Queefs and wet spots. Nobody ever tells you about queefs and wet spots. Today, I make this solemn vow: I will tell my children of the queefs and wet spots, so when they have those first experiences they aren't saying "What the hell was that?" and "Eww, cold and sticky!"

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I love when my wife queefs. Adds a little soemthing to the experience.

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synic213

It sounds like they are describing Iocane Powder, from "The Princess Bride"

Before children, my wife would very rarely queef, now she does it all the time. Must have something to do with the way the vagina reshapes itself after childbirth.

ninety09

Haha, that's exactly how I reacted the first time I heard one of those. Took me a few seconds to understand =P

Ilow

I say if it has to do with the vagina, it's worth celebrating.

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anti fishstick

i'd push to add queef in the dictionary

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~springrain

*LOL* too funny!

galaxygirl

I always thought it was called a queeb?

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NetterButter

i remember the firs time i queefed....i immediately thought to myself, "dude, did my pussy just fart?!" it was so funny...

i think my fav sound during sex has got to be the "balls slapping against the ass" sound during doggie.

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BentNotTwisted

I know this is true for me and my wife as well. Lots more queefs now. They just mean we're having a vigorous love makin' session.
I find it interesting that my first wife never queefed, even though we had wild and crazy sex many times. Maybe she just held it in and let it all out after we were done.
Thx for the topic springrain.

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Redlemon

Um, are you sure you're doing it right? Unless you are standing on your head, the balls should hit the clit, if anything...

Another body-part sound; if you are in doggy-style, then straighten your legs so that you are both lying down, you can get body-farts between the woman's back and the man's torso.