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queefs are good except for the loud ones.

imagine this:
first night visiting my gf that i had a ldr with and we are getting into it a bit cause we havent seen each other for ages. first was a little one and we didnt think much of it then a couple a little louder then nothing for a while, or so we thought. all of a sudden a really loud one lets rip and being in the middle of the night in a very quite house... the worst part of it was that her sisters and brothers bedroom was on either side of hers.... very scary.

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too funny!

nosuchuserexist

I knew a guy who called a queef a 'quimby'...

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