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What i would do:
My last meal would simply be 2 chicken legs, a tbone steak, mashed potatos, and a squirt bottle of hot sauce. Odd combination? Perhaps, however, there is a plan. Step 1: Eat the chicken, steak, and potatos, stip the meat to the bone, break the bones and make them as sharp as possible. Step 2: when the gaurds come back to get the dishes, as soon as they open the cell door, spray hotsauce in the ones eyes, and then stab the other one in the neck. Step 3: Grab the blinded gaurd, take his gun(or use the bone if he has no gun), and use him as a hostage to get out. Then demand a plane to sweden, and some money, and live your life in happiness. :) (yes, thats what i would really try to do, i mean, what are they gunna do, kill ya?) |
Pasta...infinite mountains of pasta...some with pesto, some with alfredo, some with tomato sauce...and lots of parmesean cheese.
For dessert, amaretto cheesecake and peanut butter balls dipped in chocolate that have been in the freezer for a few hours. To drink, a nice bottle of red wine and a 32 oz. fountain Coke. (nothing out of a can for me, thanks) |
A large block of Colby cheese, summer sauage, Ritz crackers and
a very large bottle of Teachers scotch---with ice and water. when that is gone---do with me what you will---I will fear no pain or terror. |
Cyanide-laced bug brownies.
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20+ ounce porterhouse steak with a seafood ceasar salad and a loaf of sourdough bread washed down with a bottle of CA merlot
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Denny's Meat Lover's Complete Breakfast
Mmmmmmm, bacon, ham, sausages, pancakes, and scambled eggs. :cool: |
A big bowl of pasta with spicy turkey meat sauce.
A slice of pecan-pumpkin pie. A bottle of very nice red wine. (Silver Oak Cabernet - Napa, perhaps) |
Chicken and dumplings with lots of salt and pepper.
A slice of lemon merangue (sp?) pie. Pretzels dipped in Nutella. And most certainly a bottle of Torres Sangre de Toro red wine. |
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Guards: what would you like for your last meal? You: well, how about a bagel? Guards: (look at each other and shrug, then look back at you) Okay, we could probably arrange that. |
My mom's stuffed peppers. They're my favorite!
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well, i'd just like to taste some of my favorite stuff one last time before i die. also, if i shit myself it's more for those bastards to clean up it's impossible for me to decide, though, because i like too many foods. it'd probably depend on what my mood was and what i hadn't had in a while. |
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My last meal would be kielbasa with ketchup, white bread, and butter. Simple comfort food. |
For me it would be lobster with a stick of butter. Also, a bag of sugar, ghost mushrooms, sungrass, and a crystal vial. (I looked this up...) the mushrooms and sungrass make an invisibility potion so I could get away, but since it only lasts for 18 seconds, I'd need to eat a bag of sugar first so I could run really fast. (dang, couldn't find any 'invincibility potions') I'm not going out without a fight.
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I'll have a can of redbull and a slice of pizza.
:D Gotta keep it simple. |
If I asked for something like, oh I dunno, fried bald eagle, would they have to wait until it is actually legal to eat them, before they could *off* me?
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Dinosaur ribs with a side of dodo egg omlette. ;)
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A piece of paper, that says Pardoned, signed by the governor. Now thats tasty.
(Or, a businessman's Cocktail at The LD50 rate.) |
You know what would suck as a last meal?
Ramen. Ramen would make me cry. |
Lobster
Red Beans and Rice Broccoli Shiner Bock |
I would request drugs and alcohol. I've spent many a years doin them and now I see why everyone tells you NOT to do them. You can kill yourself or waste your life away from doing them too much. So now its time to spend the next few years without them. But hey, if you're gonna die anyway, why not get really messed up. So, in conclusion, i'd ask for peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a half pint of hennesey and a joint.
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In another life, I am an alchemist. |
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definately the most expensive food item in the world.....which im guessing is....birds nest with shark fin soup
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You know, there was an interesting article in Time Magazine a few weeks ago about how they asked this same question to world-class chefs all around the world. The vast majority chose pretty simple stuff, and a lot of it was comfort food that they had eaten growing up.
... and I totally agree with that. I'd want something that my mom made. |
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As far as my meal goes: I'd start with a salad made up of romaine lettuce, avocados, tomatoes, cheddar cheese, croutons, and covered in roquefort dressing. Next I'd have almond chicken, halibut aus grattin, mashed red potatoes with garlic, no gravy, just butter, and a big ear of corn with mayo, parmesan, and crushed red peppers on it. Mountain Dew to drink. For dessert I'd have to go with pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top. A Guinness to wash it all down, and then send me to oblivion. I'd also insist on cooking it all, because I'm the best cook I know. |
sublingual morphine..please,
then even fried Spam will be heaven. |
Butter chicken, a nice big thick juicy medium rare steak. And to finish it off with pistachio ice cream. On the side - grapes, strawberries and peaches (all fresh from BC)
To drink - fresh squeezed orange juice and apple juice. Sure none of this stuff really "goes together" but its all amazing. mmmmmmmm |
My last meal would be a stun gun, a pistol with three full clips, and a handcuff key.
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