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Stare At The Sun 12-19-2003 02:10 PM

What i would do:

My last meal would simply be 2 chicken legs, a tbone steak, mashed potatos, and a squirt bottle of hot sauce. Odd combination? Perhaps, however, there is a plan.

Step 1: Eat the chicken, steak, and potatos, stip the meat to the bone, break the bones and make them as sharp as possible.

Step 2: when the gaurds come back to get the dishes, as soon as they open the cell door, spray hotsauce in the ones eyes, and then stab the other one in the neck.

Step 3: Grab the blinded gaurd, take his gun(or use the bone if he has no gun), and use him as a hostage to get out. Then demand a plane to sweden, and some money, and live your life in happiness. :)

(yes, thats what i would really try to do, i mean, what are they gunna do, kill ya?)

SabrinaFair 12-19-2003 03:09 PM

Pasta...infinite mountains of pasta...some with pesto, some with alfredo, some with tomato sauce...and lots of parmesean cheese.

For dessert, amaretto cheesecake and peanut butter balls dipped in chocolate that have been in the freezer for a few hours.

To drink, a nice bottle of red wine and a 32 oz. fountain Coke. (nothing out of a can for me, thanks)

viejo gringo 12-19-2003 08:27 PM

A large block of Colby cheese, summer sauage, Ritz crackers and
a very large bottle of Teachers scotch---with ice and water.

when that is gone---do with me what you will---I will fear no pain or terror.

essendoubleop 12-19-2003 09:32 PM

Cyanide-laced bug brownies.

yankeefatboy 12-21-2003 10:50 PM

20+ ounce porterhouse steak with a seafood ceasar salad and a loaf of sourdough bread washed down with a bottle of CA merlot

NastyMan 12-21-2003 11:02 PM

Denny's Meat Lover's Complete Breakfast

Mmmmmmm, bacon, ham, sausages, pancakes, and scambled eggs. :cool:

smarm 12-22-2003 05:46 AM

A big bowl of pasta with spicy turkey meat sauce.

A slice of pecan-pumpkin pie.

A bottle of very nice red wine. (Silver Oak Cabernet - Napa, perhaps)

anleja 12-22-2003 08:49 PM

Chicken and dumplings with lots of salt and pepper.

A slice of lemon merangue (sp?) pie.

Pretzels dipped in Nutella.

And most certainly a bottle of Torres Sangre de Toro red wine.

anleja 12-22-2003 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Average-Joe
Everyting bagel w/creamcheese & lox. I love NY!
too bad i will be back in oRE-GON, soon enough, where they can't make a bagel to save their lifes.



*EDIT* :lol: :lol: for some reason i thought this was the "last food you have eatin" thread. now im going to bang my head on the table a few times.
OUCH...

Haha, thats funny.

Guards: what would you like for your last meal?

You: well, how about a bagel?

Guards: (look at each other and shrug, then look back at you) Okay, we could probably arrange that.

Steffi 12-22-2003 10:26 PM

My mom's stuffed peppers. They're my favorite!

Jocke 11-01-2007 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARTelevision
I just feel better before I eat than after I eat.
...don't like that "full" feelin'

I feel best the very moment when I'm eating.

casual user 11-01-2007 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ARTelevision
I've never understood that one.
I'd prefer dyin' on an empty stomach...


well, i'd just like to taste some of my favorite stuff one last time before i die. also, if i shit myself it's more for those bastards to clean up

it's impossible for me to decide, though, because i like too many foods. it'd probably depend on what my mood was and what i hadn't had in a while.

inBOIL 11-01-2007 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casual user
also, if i shit myself it's more for those bastards to clean up

I like the way you think.
My last meal would be kielbasa with ketchup, white bread, and butter. Simple comfort food.

ItWasMe 11-01-2007 08:20 PM

For me it would be lobster with a stick of butter. Also, a bag of sugar, ghost mushrooms, sungrass, and a crystal vial. (I looked this up...) the mushrooms and sungrass make an invisibility potion so I could get away, but since it only lasts for 18 seconds, I'd need to eat a bag of sugar first so I could run really fast. (dang, couldn't find any 'invincibility potions') I'm not going out without a fight.

ziadel 11-05-2007 12:10 AM

I'll have a can of redbull and a slice of pizza.


:D Gotta keep it simple.

ItWasMe 11-05-2007 12:15 AM

If I asked for something like, oh I dunno, fried bald eagle, would they have to wait until it is actually legal to eat them, before they could *off* me?

Daniel_ 11-05-2007 04:00 PM

Dinosaur ribs with a side of dodo egg omlette. ;)

Eeeraq 11-05-2007 04:33 PM

A piece of paper, that says Pardoned, signed by the governor. Now thats tasty.


(Or, a businessman's Cocktail at The LD50 rate.)

Plan9 11-05-2007 04:35 PM

You know what would suck as a last meal?

Ramen. Ramen would make me cry.

bartgroks 11-05-2007 06:36 PM

Lobster
Red Beans and Rice
Broccoli
Shiner Bock

fckin_bored 11-06-2007 10:10 AM

I would request drugs and alcohol. I've spent many a years doin them and now I see why everyone tells you NOT to do them. You can kill yourself or waste your life away from doing them too much. So now its time to spend the next few years without them. But hey, if you're gonna die anyway, why not get really messed up. So, in conclusion, i'd ask for peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a half pint of hennesey and a joint.

snowy 11-06-2007 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItWasMe
For me it would be lobster with a stick of butter. Also, a bag of sugar, ghost mushrooms, sungrass, and a crystal vial. (I looked this up...) the mushrooms and sungrass make an invisibility potion so I could get away, but since it only lasts for 18 seconds, I'd need to eat a bag of sugar first so I could run really fast. (dang, couldn't find any 'invincibility potions') I'm not going out without a fight.

You're looking for the limited invulnerability potion. It takes: ghost mushroom, blindweed, and a crystal vial. To run fast, you'd want a swiftness potion, which consists of swiftthistle and briarthorn in a empty vial.

In another life, I am an alchemist.

KellyC 11-06-2007 02:59 PM

Naked sushi!!!

http://www.antonruiz.es/blog/wp-cont...aked-sushi.jpg

leetrice 11-07-2007 01:19 AM

definately the most expensive food item in the world.....which im guessing is....birds nest with shark fin soup

yellowmac 11-07-2007 11:43 AM

You know, there was an interesting article in Time Magazine a few weeks ago about how they asked this same question to world-class chefs all around the world. The vast majority chose pretty simple stuff, and a lot of it was comfort food that they had eaten growing up.

... and I totally agree with that. I'd want something that my mom made.

Punk.of.Ages 11-07-2007 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
You're looking for the limited invulnerability potion. It takes: ghost mushroom, blindweed, and a crystal vial. To run fast, you'd want a swiftness potion, which consists of swiftthistle and briarthorn in a empty vial.

In another life, I am an alchemist.

This was my first good laugh of the day.


As far as my meal goes:

I'd start with a salad made up of romaine lettuce, avocados, tomatoes, cheddar cheese, croutons, and covered in roquefort dressing.

Next I'd have almond chicken, halibut aus grattin, mashed red potatoes with garlic, no gravy, just butter, and a big ear of corn with mayo, parmesan, and crushed red peppers on it.

Mountain Dew to drink.

For dessert I'd have to go with pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top.

A Guinness to wash it all down, and then send me to oblivion.

I'd also insist on cooking it all, because I'm the best cook I know.

ring 11-07-2007 12:47 PM

sublingual morphine..please,
then even fried Spam will be heaven.

blahblah454 11-11-2007 10:36 PM

Butter chicken, a nice big thick juicy medium rare steak. And to finish it off with pistachio ice cream. On the side - grapes, strawberries and peaches (all fresh from BC)
To drink - fresh squeezed orange juice and apple juice.
Sure none of this stuff really "goes together" but its all amazing. mmmmmmmm

telekinetic 11-11-2007 10:38 PM

My last meal would be a stun gun, a pistol with three full clips, and a handcuff key.


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