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your last meal?
If you were to go through capital punishment, and get executed. You would get a "last meal". Hypothetically speaking, let say you requested a last meal. What would you get? For me, i would get pizza, fried chicken, and sushi rolls. Dam im always talking about food.
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a red curry with beef extra spicay
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My last meal would be Kristin Kreuk from Smallville. God, I would be eating for a very long time.
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A dinner salad with blue cheese dressing, Double Bacon Cheese Burger, Fries, Onion Rings, Strawberry Milkshake.
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If you have a fancy request, they have to bring it in, and it gets cold or has to be warmed over (Actually, Chinese at least stands up pretty well to this). If it's not fancy, then it's basically prison kitchen chow with better ingredients.
So I would go for the simple: a loaf of really fine, fresh sourdough; a block of fine cheddar or Jarlsberg Swiss; and a big bunch of red flame seedless grapes. There's nothing better. |
I'd order chicken parmagiana and whatever the sausage & potato soup they have at Olive Garden is called. That stuff kicks ass. Don't care if it has to be reheated.
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i would want it to be the same as my first, but not from the same restaurant, BREAST MILK!
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I've never understood that one.
I'd prefer dyin' on an empty stomach... |
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better to approach death and after from a clear and open perspective, imo. curious what your reasoning is, if any. |
I just feel better before I eat than after I eat.
...don't like that "full" feelin' |
I'd like my last meal to be pussy.
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I'm with Art on this. As much as I like to have a good meal before I die there are so many other things that I would want to do with that time. I'd rather listen to Deftones - White Pony or watch Casino for last time. I'd like to play with my dog or take my scooter for a ride.
There are so many things in this world that mean more to me then food. |
filet mignon and sashimi...with some sake or something
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Original King, but walking your dog or watching a movie generally isn't an option. But you probably could listen to music or watch a movie during your meal?
2 Egg rolls from Hunan Vu's (its a little Chinese restaurant in St. Louis) Fried Rice 2-3 cans of ice-cold Mountain Dew Code Red Slice of pepperoni pizza (Papa John's) Small piece of Filet Mignon with a little bit of mashed potatoes (home mashed, lumpy) Slice of pecan pie Slice of turtle cheescake. |
A big bowl of macaroni and cheese, laxative chocolates, and two jugs, one apple juice, one grape juice.
Some government worker is gonna have fun cleaning me up. |
Double bacon cheeseburger with everything
Twice baked potato Beer-battered onion rings Garden salad with ranch dressing Strawberry milkshake mmm mmm good |
Philadelphia rolls, a few canolis, a nice porterhouse steak from Mortons and cheesecake from the cheesecake factory. mmm
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Fruit roll-ups, cuz they're tasty and remind me of being a kid. Chocolate malt because it's just so smooth. 4 peas.
Why 4 peas? In the movie Secretary, James Spader's character tells Maggie Gyllenhaal's character she may eat (exactly) 4 peas. I want to specifically request 4 peas so it mindfucks everyone for all time... "why 4 peas? What does that mean??" |
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Chicken Tika Masala
Nan Bread Swordfish Sushi Rolls and that blow fish that kills you if its cut wrong i figure what the hell at this point |
Philadelphia Cheese Steak
Alfredo diet mountain dew and cheese cake |
well, i was going to say a japanese banquet, but ARTīs point made me think.
if i knew that this said meal was going to be my last... firstly, i probably wouldnīt feel like eating. and secondly, iīd prefer to die without eating... so that the folks who have to look after my corpse would have an easier job. |
Mmm... my grandma's mashed potatoes and meatballs, and some soft lefse- that is, if they can get her close enough to the prison! :)
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Spaghetti with meat sauce
Lobster (so I can try it before I die) And to drink....a cold glass of water. I think I'd be satisfied enough to face execution after that. |
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Pork rinds and Kool-Aid
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This is funny, I just had this conversation last night with my wife and some friends.
1. Cheesy mini-meatloafs 2. Mashed Potatoes 3. Corn Yum. |
a double bacon cheeseburger
a big fat steak lasagna (sp?) a milk shake a doobie |
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I don't think I would want to eat. I would be too nervous. :(
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Pancakes with real butter, maple syrup, and about a pound of bacon.....
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something i could eat so much of that i would be so full i would want to die
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Lets see..
Sourdough Roll with Normandy Butter Maytag blue cheese with Single Estate Hand Pressed Olive Oil 2 of the 4 count Tiger Prawns with Horseradish Cocktail Sauce (each shrimp is 1/4 lb.) 3/4 pound kobe beef flilet mignon, seared RARE Yukon Gold smashed potatoes with whipping cream and butter Foie Gras 2 pound Maine Lobster Tail Scharffen Berger - Porcelana 75% Cacao Chocolate 1 pot of Kopi Luwak Coffee 1 Bottle of ChateauNeuf Du Pape 1964 Rhone. 1 Bottle of Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac If I had years to ponder my own existance, and knowing that my death was inevitable, I would spend an entire day finishing off some of the most esquisite foods to consume. I would spend that time remembering all of the great times I have had with friends and family spent with good food, and realize that everything that starts has to have an end; just like the food I would be eating. It all started from someting special, and would be ending with me, in time, decomposing and yet again becomming one with the earth. -SF |
Seriously? If I'm going to go down I'm going to go down British.
Shepard's Pie with peas Fish and Chips A tall, cool glass of Boddington's. So nice. |
Buffalo Shrimp, onion rings, bacon, jagermeister
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Everyting bagel w/creamcheese & lox. I love NY!
too bad i will be back in oRE-GON, soon enough, where they can't make a bagel to save their lifes. *EDIT* :lol: :lol: for some reason i thought this was the "last food you have eatin" thread. now im going to bang my head on the table a few times. OUCH... OK! "Last Meal" 20 ounce Rib eye (grilled) med rare served with burbon. |
What i would do:
My last meal would simply be 2 chicken legs, a tbone steak, mashed potatos, and a squirt bottle of hot sauce. Odd combination? Perhaps, however, there is a plan. Step 1: Eat the chicken, steak, and potatos, stip the meat to the bone, break the bones and make them as sharp as possible. Step 2: when the gaurds come back to get the dishes, as soon as they open the cell door, spray hotsauce in the ones eyes, and then stab the other one in the neck. Step 3: Grab the blinded gaurd, take his gun(or use the bone if he has no gun), and use him as a hostage to get out. Then demand a plane to sweden, and some money, and live your life in happiness. :) (yes, thats what i would really try to do, i mean, what are they gunna do, kill ya?) |
Pasta...infinite mountains of pasta...some with pesto, some with alfredo, some with tomato sauce...and lots of parmesean cheese.
For dessert, amaretto cheesecake and peanut butter balls dipped in chocolate that have been in the freezer for a few hours. To drink, a nice bottle of red wine and a 32 oz. fountain Coke. (nothing out of a can for me, thanks) |
A large block of Colby cheese, summer sauage, Ritz crackers and
a very large bottle of Teachers scotch---with ice and water. when that is gone---do with me what you will---I will fear no pain or terror. |
Cyanide-laced bug brownies.
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20+ ounce porterhouse steak with a seafood ceasar salad and a loaf of sourdough bread washed down with a bottle of CA merlot
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Denny's Meat Lover's Complete Breakfast
Mmmmmmm, bacon, ham, sausages, pancakes, and scambled eggs. :cool: |
A big bowl of pasta with spicy turkey meat sauce.
A slice of pecan-pumpkin pie. A bottle of very nice red wine. (Silver Oak Cabernet - Napa, perhaps) |
Chicken and dumplings with lots of salt and pepper.
A slice of lemon merangue (sp?) pie. Pretzels dipped in Nutella. And most certainly a bottle of Torres Sangre de Toro red wine. |
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Guards: what would you like for your last meal? You: well, how about a bagel? Guards: (look at each other and shrug, then look back at you) Okay, we could probably arrange that. |
My mom's stuffed peppers. They're my favorite!
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well, i'd just like to taste some of my favorite stuff one last time before i die. also, if i shit myself it's more for those bastards to clean up it's impossible for me to decide, though, because i like too many foods. it'd probably depend on what my mood was and what i hadn't had in a while. |
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My last meal would be kielbasa with ketchup, white bread, and butter. Simple comfort food. |
For me it would be lobster with a stick of butter. Also, a bag of sugar, ghost mushrooms, sungrass, and a crystal vial. (I looked this up...) the mushrooms and sungrass make an invisibility potion so I could get away, but since it only lasts for 18 seconds, I'd need to eat a bag of sugar first so I could run really fast. (dang, couldn't find any 'invincibility potions') I'm not going out without a fight.
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I'll have a can of redbull and a slice of pizza.
:D Gotta keep it simple. |
If I asked for something like, oh I dunno, fried bald eagle, would they have to wait until it is actually legal to eat them, before they could *off* me?
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Dinosaur ribs with a side of dodo egg omlette. ;)
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A piece of paper, that says Pardoned, signed by the governor. Now thats tasty.
(Or, a businessman's Cocktail at The LD50 rate.) |
You know what would suck as a last meal?
Ramen. Ramen would make me cry. |
Lobster
Red Beans and Rice Broccoli Shiner Bock |
I would request drugs and alcohol. I've spent many a years doin them and now I see why everyone tells you NOT to do them. You can kill yourself or waste your life away from doing them too much. So now its time to spend the next few years without them. But hey, if you're gonna die anyway, why not get really messed up. So, in conclusion, i'd ask for peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a half pint of hennesey and a joint.
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In another life, I am an alchemist. |
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definately the most expensive food item in the world.....which im guessing is....birds nest with shark fin soup
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You know, there was an interesting article in Time Magazine a few weeks ago about how they asked this same question to world-class chefs all around the world. The vast majority chose pretty simple stuff, and a lot of it was comfort food that they had eaten growing up.
... and I totally agree with that. I'd want something that my mom made. |
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As far as my meal goes: I'd start with a salad made up of romaine lettuce, avocados, tomatoes, cheddar cheese, croutons, and covered in roquefort dressing. Next I'd have almond chicken, halibut aus grattin, mashed red potatoes with garlic, no gravy, just butter, and a big ear of corn with mayo, parmesan, and crushed red peppers on it. Mountain Dew to drink. For dessert I'd have to go with pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top. A Guinness to wash it all down, and then send me to oblivion. I'd also insist on cooking it all, because I'm the best cook I know. |
sublingual morphine..please,
then even fried Spam will be heaven. |
Butter chicken, a nice big thick juicy medium rare steak. And to finish it off with pistachio ice cream. On the side - grapes, strawberries and peaches (all fresh from BC)
To drink - fresh squeezed orange juice and apple juice. Sure none of this stuff really "goes together" but its all amazing. mmmmmmmm |
My last meal would be a stun gun, a pistol with three full clips, and a handcuff key.
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