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jay-g 12-16-2003 03:34 AM

your last meal?
 
If you were to go through capital punishment, and get executed. You would get a "last meal". Hypothetically speaking, let say you requested a last meal. What would you get? For me, i would get pizza, fried chicken, and sushi rolls. Dam im always talking about food.

dragon2fire 12-16-2003 04:43 AM

a red curry with beef extra spicay

ChrisJericho 12-16-2003 04:44 AM

My last meal would be Kristin Kreuk from Smallville. God, I would be eating for a very long time.

Psivage 12-16-2003 08:32 AM

A dinner salad with blue cheese dressing, Double Bacon Cheese Burger, Fries, Onion Rings, Strawberry Milkshake.

Rodney 12-16-2003 11:08 AM

If you have a fancy request, they have to bring it in, and it gets cold or has to be warmed over (Actually, Chinese at least stands up pretty well to this). If it's not fancy, then it's basically prison kitchen chow with better ingredients.

So I would go for the simple: a loaf of really fine, fresh sourdough; a block of fine cheddar or Jarlsberg Swiss; and a big bunch of red flame seedless grapes. There's nothing better.

Bloodslick 12-16-2003 11:34 AM

I'd order chicken parmagiana and whatever the sausage & potato soup they have at Olive Garden is called. That stuff kicks ass. Don't care if it has to be reheated.

moonstrucksoul 12-16-2003 11:56 AM

i would want it to be the same as my first, but not from the same restaurant, BREAST MILK!

ARTelevision 12-16-2003 11:56 AM

I've never understood that one.
I'd prefer dyin' on an empty stomach...

SiN 12-16-2003 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ARTelevision

I'd prefer dyin' on an empty stomach...

i've never really considered it, but i suppose i would too.
better to approach death and after from a clear and open perspective, imo.

curious what your reasoning is, if any.

ARTelevision 12-16-2003 12:00 PM

I just feel better before I eat than after I eat.
...don't like that "full" feelin'

powder 12-16-2003 12:56 PM

I'd like my last meal to be pussy.

Bloodslick 12-16-2003 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ARTelevision
I just feel better before I eat than after I eat.
...don't like that "full" feelin'

Dang. The foods I like best are the ones that leave me feeling absolutely stuffed, with all of the blood in my body rushing to my stomach to help lighten the load. I could die like that.

World's King 12-16-2003 01:16 PM

I'm with Art on this. As much as I like to have a good meal before I die there are so many other things that I would want to do with that time. I'd rather listen to Deftones - White Pony or watch Casino for last time. I'd like to play with my dog or take my scooter for a ride.

There are so many things in this world that mean more to me then food.

theinfamous 12-16-2003 01:59 PM

filet mignon and sashimi...with some sake or something

soccerchamp76 12-16-2003 06:12 PM

Original King, but walking your dog or watching a movie generally isn't an option. But you probably could listen to music or watch a movie during your meal?

2 Egg rolls from Hunan Vu's (its a little Chinese restaurant in St. Louis)
Fried Rice
2-3 cans of ice-cold Mountain Dew Code Red
Slice of pepperoni pizza (Papa John's)
Small piece of Filet Mignon with a little bit of mashed potatoes (home mashed, lumpy)
Slice of pecan pie
Slice of turtle cheescake.

Journeyman 12-16-2003 08:48 PM

A big bowl of macaroni and cheese, laxative chocolates, and two jugs, one apple juice, one grape juice.

Some government worker is gonna have fun cleaning me up.

present_future 12-16-2003 08:54 PM

Double bacon cheeseburger with everything
Twice baked potato
Beer-battered onion rings
Garden salad with ranch dressing
Strawberry milkshake

mmm mmm good

forseti-6 12-16-2003 09:18 PM

Philadelphia rolls, a few canolis, a nice porterhouse steak from Mortons and cheesecake from the cheesecake factory. mmm

analog 12-16-2003 10:44 PM

Fruit roll-ups, cuz they're tasty and remind me of being a kid. Chocolate malt because it's just so smooth. 4 peas.

Why 4 peas? In the movie Secretary, James Spader's character tells Maggie Gyllenhaal's character she may eat (exactly) 4 peas. I want to specifically request 4 peas so it mindfucks everyone for all time... "why 4 peas? What does that mean??"

paddyjoe 12-17-2003 05:10 AM

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...e/guinness.gif

OK Lord, you can come get me now!

Sho Nuff 12-17-2003 06:54 AM

Chicken Tika Masala
Nan Bread
Swordfish Sushi Rolls
and that blow fish that kills you if its cut wrong

i figure what the hell at this point

Amethyst 12-17-2003 10:44 AM

Philadelphia Cheese Steak
Alfredo
diet mountain dew
and cheese cake

bundy 12-17-2003 04:32 PM

well, i was going to say a japanese banquet, but ARTīs point made me think.
if i knew that this said meal was going to be my last... firstly, i probably wouldnīt feel like eating. and secondly, iīd prefer to die without eating... so that the folks who have to look after my corpse would have an easier job.

amonkie 12-17-2003 10:34 PM

Mmm... my grandma's mashed potatoes and meatballs, and some soft lefse- that is, if they can get her close enough to the prison! :)

HugAPug 12-17-2003 10:49 PM

Spaghetti with meat sauce
Lobster (so I can try it before I die)
And to drink....a cold glass of water.

I think I'd be satisfied enough to face execution after that.

Bill O'Rights 12-18-2003 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by present_future
Double bacon cheeseburger with everything
Twice baked potato
Beer-battered onion rings
Garden salad with ranch dressing
Strawberry milkshake

Jeez!! Do you know what that would do to your arteries, not to mention your...oh, wait...never mind.:rolleyes:

Midnight_Son 12-18-2003 08:30 AM

Pork rinds and Kool-Aid

aurigus 12-18-2003 08:44 AM

This is funny, I just had this conversation last night with my wife and some friends.

1. Cheesy mini-meatloafs
2. Mashed Potatoes
3. Corn

Yum.

herostar 12-18-2003 01:50 PM

a double bacon cheeseburger
a big fat steak
lasagna (sp?)
a milk shake
a doobie

pezking4 12-18-2003 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...e/guinness.gif

OK Lord, you can come get me now!

:D I can second that one

ninety09 12-18-2003 03:09 PM

Chinese food http://news.ninety09.net/news/images/smillies/love.gif

JohnS72 12-18-2003 03:10 PM

I don't think I would want to eat. I would be too nervous. :(

frank_the_tank 12-18-2003 04:00 PM

Pancakes with real butter, maple syrup, and about a pound of bacon.....

Bob Biter 12-18-2003 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...e/guinness.gif

OK Lord, you can come get me now!

Yes.

gr8-4pla 12-18-2003 05:53 PM

something i could eat so much of that i would be so full i would want to die

OFKU0 12-18-2003 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ARTelevision
I just feel better before I eat than after I eat.
...don't like that "full" feelin'

Ha ha,..that cracked me up. Not even shrimp or lobster, steak,...dim sum?

saltfish 12-18-2003 09:18 PM

Lets see..

Sourdough Roll with Normandy Butter
Maytag blue cheese with Single Estate Hand Pressed Olive Oil

2 of the 4 count Tiger Prawns with Horseradish Cocktail Sauce
(each shrimp is 1/4 lb.)

3/4 pound kobe beef flilet mignon, seared RARE

Yukon Gold smashed potatoes with whipping cream and butter

Foie Gras

2 pound Maine Lobster Tail

Scharffen Berger - Porcelana 75% Cacao Chocolate

1 pot of Kopi Luwak Coffee

1 Bottle of ChateauNeuf Du Pape 1964 Rhone.

1 Bottle of Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac

If I had years to ponder my own existance, and knowing that my death was inevitable, I would spend an entire day finishing off some of the most esquisite foods to consume. I would spend that time remembering all of the great times I have had with friends and family spent with good food, and realize that everything that starts has to have an end; just like the food I would be eating. It all started from someting special, and would be ending with me, in time, decomposing and yet again becomming one with the earth.

-SF

heyharry 12-18-2003 09:19 PM

Seriously? If I'm going to go down I'm going to go down British.

Shepard's Pie with peas
Fish and Chips
A tall, cool glass of Boddington's. So nice.

EbolaVirus 12-19-2003 09:46 AM

Buffalo Shrimp, onion rings, bacon, jagermeister

12-19-2003 01:39 PM

Everyting bagel w/creamcheese & lox. I love NY!
too bad i will be back in oRE-GON, soon enough, where they can't make a bagel to save their lifes.



*EDIT* :lol: :lol: for some reason i thought this was the "last food you have eatin" thread. now im going to bang my head on the table a few times.
OUCH...

OK! "Last Meal" 20 ounce Rib eye (grilled) med rare served with burbon.


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