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12-07-2003, 03:22 AM
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Location: Grey Britain
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Is God Sexy?
Fisrt of all, I'm sorry if there's anyone here who finds the title of this thread sacriligeous (if you do, just imagine that I put a '0' instead of the 'o'
 )The reason I ask is that I saw some Christian rock song from the Eighties last night, in which the singer was telling God that He made her temperature soar. 'Does she mean what I think she means?' I thought to myself. Then I realised that perhaps it wasn't so ridiculous: -Women are attracted to power and God is the most powerful being in the universe -Some women are attracted to father figures and God is The Father -Whilst Christianity considers lust sinful, this surely does not cover all forms of sexual attraction. If I've understood this song properly, it could be a fascinating insight into the female psyche. So does God make your temperature soar? Last edited by John Henry; 12-07-2003 at 03:40 AM.. |
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12-07-2003, 07:35 AM
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Tilted
Location: Yonder
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Heh. I've got that episode of South Park stuck in my head now...
If I'm going to get attracted to a god, I'd prefer one that's a little less strict. Hrm.... Ares sounds like a good start...
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12-07-2003, 08:24 AM
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I and I
Location: Stillwater, OK
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"God is not sexy. Human beings can be sexy or ugly. Neither of these make up any of God's nature"
I'm sort of quoting a movie, but I slipped in sexy because it makes sense. God isn't like us, he's way beyond our comprehension and probably not sexy. |
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12-07-2003, 10:04 AM
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Not for me, but whatever tickles your pickle.
I have nothing further constructive to add than this: Christian Woman by Type O Negative A cross upon her bedroom wall From grace she will fall An image burning in her mind And between her thighs A dying God-man full of pain When will you cum again ? Before him beg to serve or please On your back or knees There's no forgiveness for her sins Prefers punishment ? Would you suffer eternally Or internally ? For her lust She'll burn in hell Her soul done medium well All through mass manual stimulation Salvation Body of Christ She needs The body of Christ She'd like to know God Ooh love God Feel her God Inside of here - deep inside of her Jesus Christ looks like me
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12-07-2003, 11:10 AM
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The Northern Ward
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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If I were a chick I think I'd be down for a good old fashioned amish style butt fucking from the almighty lord of the universe.
I bet his orgasm would rip me in half though.
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12-07-2003, 11:30 AM
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Insane
Location: an indelible crawl through the gutters
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not to go all religious on you all, but --
in Genesis, before the creation of Eve, the Bible says that God knew Adam. Later the writer uses the same language to say that Adam knew Eve and she bore him a son. One of the definitions of the Hebrew word used here (to know) is to know intimately (as in physical relations ie...sex.) So I sure hope that God is sexy -- apparently He likes men too. . . EDIT: I can't remember the exact hebrew word here (Its been a while since I've had the classes) but if you're interested, I'll look it up. Have a nice day! 
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12-09-2003, 01:01 PM
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Location: Memphis
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Their have been numerous individuals who have written on God and sexuality, some comparing the ecstasy of God's love to the ecstasy of sex. Often in the bible the relationship between God and man is described as that of a bridegroom to a bride. St. John of the Cross (15th century Spain) wrote some beautiful poetry expressing his love for God which could easily be a poem written by someone to their lover. Loreena McKennitt does a gorgeous job putting one of these poems to music. As for me...tough to say. God's more of a verb than a noun to me. I do appreciate that sexuality can be a very effective way of describing the passion of religious belief.
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