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OFKU0 · 10-17-2003, 06:19 AM

Forgot to mention Kathy Griffith or Griffin whatever her name is. Ugly as a boot and that charming voice of a thousand cocks swallowed.Girls got to make a living.

tigerkick · 10-17-2003, 11:03 AM

geraldo riviera - lies too much to get promoted

jet li - camera trick abuser

Barbra Streisand - i dont get why her concert tickets would cost 1000 + her voice aint all that great!

pee wee herman guy - used to host a kid show.. arrested for choking his chicken and children now know about him!

the pedophile priests - self explanatory, they should die.

George Bush - power abuser

phredgreen · 10-17-2003, 01:00 PM

i have problems with the following people for the following reasons:

puff daddy, who got rich riding the coattails of a successful rapper, then capitolized on that rapper's death to gain his own noteriety.

dr phil, who uses women's insecurities to gain standing in their eyes and sell his books. going to him with your marital problems is liking going to alan alda for an appendectomy, only alan will tell you to your face that you're a moron for doing so.

george bush, who will stand behind all of his advisors and assistants and cabinet and everyone else and lt them run the country for him, happy to be a mouthpeice for a much bigger machine than anyone will ever know until it is far too late. any leader who will not go out and stand up to his opposition face to face earns no respect.

people who preach hate, intolerance, segregation, or other disparity between people in the name of religion, morality, or ethics, for they are truly the downfall of our civilization. as long as humans discriminate, we will never be able to evolve past this broken society we live in.

sixate · 10-17-2003, 01:27 PM

I fucking hate this bitch!!
I'll never understand why everything with a vagina worships this fucking idiot.

Dr Phil is a fucking cocksucker. I can't believe people eat the shit that pours out of his mouth. It's almost like people think it's prime rib.

Anyone with a last name of Clinton makes me mental also.

All celebrities who are anti-American... We all know how long that list is.

I'll just stop there because my list is way too long.

battlemouth · 10-17-2003, 02:18 PM

that isnt even a picture of urkle

gummby · 10-17-2003, 07:17 PM

shania twain, she thinks that the way she looks should make women feel good about themselves...ummm no.

K-Wise · 10-17-2003, 08:49 PM

^^ Well I'm sure something on her feels pretty good.

Asta!!

HeAtHeN · 10-17-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Psivage
Ashton Kutcher die please, just die.

Agreed.... he's a talentless moron.

Reese · 10-18-2003, 01:30 PM

There are 2 people in commercials right now that I swear I hate for no specific reason at all.

First is John Basedow Fitness celeberty (aka His head doesnt match his body)

The second is that weird ass woman from that diet pill commercial.. (when is a diet pill worth 153$ a bottle? When you get to smash the woman's head in with a hammer)

That's all.. I dunno why but I just hate those people...

SabrinaFair · 10-18-2003, 02:50 PM

I despise the Hilton sisters and Tara Reid.
I don't care if they're hot, I don't care if they're rich, they're annoying as hell and I just want to shake them.

mydragonfido · 10-20-2003, 01:33 AM

Dude I am getting a dell
Oprah
Martha
Crossing Over Guy John Edwards
Bjork
just too many to name

10-17-2003, 06:19 AM	#41 (permalink)
OFKU0 Junk	Forgot to mention Kathy Griffith or Griffin whatever her name is. Ugly as a boot and that charming voice of a thousand cocks swallowed.Girls got to make a living. __________________ " In Canada, you can tell the most blatant lie in a calm voice, and people will believe you over someone who's a little passionate about the truth." David Warren, Western Standard.

10-17-2003, 01:00 PM	#43 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	i have problems with the following people for the following reasons: puff daddy, who got rich riding the coattails of a successful rapper, then capitolized on that rapper's death to gain his own noteriety. dr phil, who uses women's insecurities to gain standing in their eyes and sell his books. going to him with your marital problems is liking going to alan alda for an appendectomy, only alan will tell you to your face that you're a moron for doing so. george bush, who will stand behind all of his advisors and assistants and cabinet and everyone else and lt them run the country for him, happy to be a mouthpeice for a much bigger machine than anyone will ever know until it is far too late. any leader who will not go out and stand up to his opposition face to face earns no respect. people who preach hate, intolerance, segregation, or other disparity between people in the name of religion, morality, or ethics, for they are truly the downfall of our civilization. as long as humans discriminate, we will never be able to evolve past this broken society we live in. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

10-17-2003, 02:18 PM	#45 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	that isnt even a picture of urkle __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

10-17-2003, 08:49 PM	#47 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	^^ Well I'm sure something on her feels pretty good. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

10-18-2003, 01:30 PM	#49 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	There are 2 people in commercials right now that I swear I hate for no specific reason at all. First is John Basedow Fitness celeberty (aka His head doesnt match his body) The second is that weird ass woman from that diet pill commercial.. (when is a diet pill worth 153$ a bottle? When you get to smash the woman's head in with a hammer) That's all.. I dunno why but I just hate those people... __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

10-17-2003, 11:03 AM	#42 (permalink)
tigerkick Upright Location: Chicago	geraldo riviera - lies too much to get promoted jet li - camera trick abuser Barbra Streisand - i dont get why her concert tickets would cost 1000 + her voice aint all that great! pee wee herman guy - used to host a kid show.. arrested for choking his chicken and children now know about him! the pedophile priests - self explanatory, they should die. George Bush - power abuser

10-17-2003, 01:27 PM	#44 (permalink)
sixate Registered User Location: Somewhere in Ohio	I fucking hate this bitch!! I'll never understand why everything with a vagina worships this fucking idiot. Dr Phil is a fucking cocksucker. I can't believe people eat the shit that pours out of his mouth. It's almost like people think it's prime rib. Anyone with a last name of Clinton makes me mental also. All celebrities who are anti-American... We all know how long that list is. I'll just stop there because my list is way too long.

10-17-2003, 07:17 PM	#46 (permalink)
gummby Upright Location: Idaho	shania twain, she thinks that the way she looks should make women feel good about themselves...ummm no.

10-18-2003, 02:50 PM	#50 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	I despise the Hilton sisters and Tara Reid. I don't care if they're hot, I don't care if they're rich, they're annoying as hell and I just want to shake them. __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

10-20-2003, 01:33 AM	#51 (permalink)
mydragonfido Crazy Location: Louisiana	Dude I am getting a dell Oprah Martha Crossing Over Guy John Edwards Bjork just too many to name