Hanxter

now that i have your attention, seriously, what celebrities bug the hell out of ya?

Urkel bugs the hell out of me...
so does Martha Stewart, Carrot Top, Tim Allen and his "ARG ARG ARG", and the guy that's always screaming when he talks, the guy that does the Ditech.com ad's, and Bobby Flay, to name a few...

thejoker130

Bjork, dont know what it is but when she sings i just wanna reach through the radio and tear out her larynx

and leonardo Dicaprio I giggled my ass off when he died in titanic.

"I'll never let go Jack!" *Lets him go*

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With the exception of Bjork, I agree with all of the names mentioned so far. To add a few...

Bennifer - truly depressing to watch this emotional trainwreck unfold in public

Joan Rivers. Need I say more?

Tom Cruise. Enough already, just come out of the closet. You're not even that cute.

Dr. Phil. Man he annoys me.

Britney Spears. Tick tock, tick tock.

Dono if Ann Coulter counts as a celeb, but man would I like to punch her right in her horsey face.

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Psivage

Ashton Kutcher die please, just die.

WhoaitsZ

heheh. you don't love Carrot Top!?!?

anybody on those fucking call-att comercials. joan rivers, m rivers, the midgets .. no offense.. but your short. big (little?) fuckin whoop. shaq is tall, he isn't funny either. those sears and radioshack celebs piss me off, bjork is a crazy little something on waaaaaay too much acid..... calm down...

hmmmm

lots of people bug me

danielboy

Dan Akroyd

TinniT

wow. I don't think I hate any particular celebrity. I do laugh at some individual's trademark portraits of themselves, but its so difficult for me to get upset. Maybe I don't watch enough television.

I suppose the only people that seem unfit for their jobs are Doug Stanhoe and Joe Rogan on the new manshow. They don't seem to know anything about punchlines, and their chemistry together is terrible. They seem to set themselves up for a joke, and then take it to a completely different direction without a transitional phrase, or one liner. They really don't understand their job or how to deliver, and neither is willing to rid themselves of pride, bend the knee and take the butt of the other's joke for the sake of comedy.

The only redeeming feature of the show anymore is the juggies.

battlemouth

carrot top needs to die

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TinniT

carrot top is great! He just made a bad decision to field all these 1-800-CALL-ATT commercials...

Seriously though.. don't will him death. He only wants to make you laugh!!

Chingal0

Haha Carrot Top sucks.

The rappers that spend millions on jewelry annoy me, I mean, I can think of a few things I'd rather do with a million dollars then buy a friggin necklace.

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mattevil

1-800-call-Att people(arquette,carrot top),eminem, jack and kelly osbourne, kathy griffin, drew barrymore(i'm ok withher behind the scenes just not in front of the camera), and many more

water_boy1999

I fucking abhor Boy Bands, a majority of the names above bug me, not so much Carrot Top because he is a starving comedian and sold his soul to 1-800. I loved the movie Gangs of New York, but think they did some serious injustice for putting Leonardo as the lead. I think they could have done much better by getting a no name actor to play his part and have done a much better job. Keanu Reeves, unles he is in the Matrix, but then again, I don't watch it for the acting, just the epic special effects.

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Jim Kata

I don't think I hate any celebrities except for one....Cindy Crawford. I just hate her....when she was the big deal doing her House of Style stint on MTv, I just hated how she would jerk her head around everytime she talked. It made me wanna throw a hammer at my Television.
I only agree with Joan Rivers, Carrot Top and Urkel. The rest have some semi funny or cool things about them (Even those Boy Bands).

Lurkette, some people just don't know about Bjork. Oh sweet sweet Bjork.

Ganguro

Bjork is a wonderful treasure.. too bad she tours the US like once a decade or so..

I dunno if i hate anyone.. but a lot of celebs bug me. I think it's their job.
A few of the yahoos on Food Network who cant cook, certain folks on MTV/BET/VH1..

but then again.. a lot of people here at the TFP annoy me too..
The best way to deal with it is to just shake your head and move on..

(and stay out of the politics section )

phukraut

jennifer love hewitt.

Tirian

I don't really hate any celebs, I just laugh when they take themselves too seriously - like they have any clue about reality.

And Hanxter - I have a Tim Allen poster up on my office wall. The guys at work gave it to me...something about my recent visits to the E.R. and the words "accident prone". I think he's funny.

powder

When you don't have a television none of the celebs bother you. Hel,l I don't even know who most of the ppl mentioned in this thread are.

Turn off your TV and get a life.

mingusfingers

ah, that girl! You know. Red hair, very loud and annoying. Just got a lot of cosmetic surgery. Ah, it'll come to me.

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hawkeye

carrottop, DeCaprio, ashton kutcher, the osbournes ('cept ozzy, and only when he's singing) and the guy from those fucking Verizon commercials.

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Any one who's ever appeared in a PETA ad.

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TinniT

whats the story with that verizon guy anyway?

"Can you hear me now?"

Seems to me, that should not be a selling tagline for cell phones.

JBX

This Ass

...and the Ditech ass

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World's King

I wanna give Sarah Jessica Parker a nose job with a spoon.

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RoadRage

You'd have to bring you own spoon. You know she doesn't have one at home.

Too bad Celebrity Deathmatch wasn't real.

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bubbagumpshrimp

I hate that "Zoom, zoom" kid in the mazda ads....he needs to die.

OFKU0

Hands down winner is Barbra Striesand. Does she really think people hang on her every fucking word.Overrated piece of shit.She's worse than the goddamn Queen.

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Dennis Miller - He is not funny at all. I want to punch him in the head.

Jack Black - Overrated messiah for fat losers. Also not funnt at all. I want to punch him too.

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XenuHubbard

Andrew Chou, "Machi Didi".
He's a rapping 13-year-old Taiwanese kid with buck teeth. He's everywhere right now. I can't get away from his songs, and they suck.

I hate him.

Link is work-safe. Not soul-safe, though.

http://global.yesasia.com/b5/PrdDept...-music/did-83/

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ghezzo

*please don't troll*

but anyways, Keanu Reeves annoys me, worst actor of all time and officially non-heterosexual

StormBerlin

Alicia Silverstone. When she smiles it looks like she's had a stroke and one side of her face doesn't work. And to the guy who told me to turn off the TV and get a life... it's just an opinion thread. If you have such a problem with it and are so above everyone here, why did you post?

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John Madden
Jim Belushi
Demi Moore
and any of the numerous celebrities from the music industry that can't play an instrument.

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anleja

-These 2 girls in some shampoo commercial. I guess the exposure makes them celebrities. They say something like "go ahead blondes, take it all off." It's like they are supposed to be recording artists or something, the end of the commercial they sing "I love you I love you I love you love you yes I do" or something like that. It makes my face twitch in disgust. Oh well, I guess it's only 30 seconds.
-Gilbert Gottfried
-Donny Osmond
-Karen on "Will & Grace"

My dad once told me he wanted to punch Winona Ryder in the stomach and make her big deer-eyes pop out of her head. I'll never forget him saying that.

*edit- Carson Daly

wow, after posting this thread I feel a certain weight has been lifted. Whenever I feel stressed, I'm coming here to post about a celebrity I don't like. And I am serious.

YourNeverThere

NEVER!

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anleja

XenuHubbard, Andrew Chou doesn't appreciate your comments.

zenmaster10665

LOL that picture at the top is from The Halifax, a UK based Building Society (read: Bank)...in fact, it is my bank. I nearly changed banks after they released this advertising campaign with the bottle-rimmed guy (and i think the girl as well.)

Really annoying commercials...

Hilarious...I wish it was the blonde from the commercials getting it up the arse, though...she is hot!

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Sledge

Oh my!!

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dr phil. bothers me too. whatta fake :P
britney spears
ashton kutcher
demi moore. her lips are thin and i've always seen her play roles where she smokes and its real unattractive.
jennifer love hewitt
tori spelling. she's always looked like a ho to me.

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K-Wise

Kelly Osbourne...yeah....she'd get the hate cock right in the mouth. I also hate Puff Daddy especially since Making The Band has come out and he's basically telling all of the emcees that all they need is good hooks and beats and thats all that matters everything else doesn't mean a thing. Makes me sick it's people like him who are ruining hip-hop. The Hilton Sisters especially Paris.....ughh superficial bitches. They're fuckin twigs too and this whole "I won't date you unless you're a multi-millionaire" bullshit makes me wanna choke em. Even if I was a multi-millionaire and she wanted to date me I'd tell her to go to hell. Also I have a feeling I'm gonna hate those 2 chicks from that new series "Rich Girls" first of all it's a stupid fuckin name they're seniors in Highschool. YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN RICH.......DADDY'S RICH! At first I could NOT fuckin stand Paul Walker and Chris Klien.....because they were in EVERYONES fuckin movies and they could not act for shit! I hate Vin Diesle's acting "abilities" Jessica Simpson now gets on my nerves and any other bitch who thinks stupid = cute and assholes who think the same....it doesn't...it = annoying! Just about every last one a these fuckers who thinks they're an emcee. Just about all of these fuckin "new-punk" bands. Also big beef with these people who obsess with "bling bling" (death to those who created that phrase) especially black males who sport em....like "YO LOOK AT THIS 50,000 DOLLAR NECKLACE ROUND MY NECK!" yeah congratulations asshole you're wearing about 300 dead africans around your neck. Too many to name right now it would just agrivate me to all hell.

Asta!!

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jvwgtr

I'd have to go with any and all boy bands, but especially Justin Timberlake...though his Ashton Kutcher SNL sketch was pretty funny.

Midlandmadman

I was watching some show not too long ago,and Carrot top became the topic of discussion... He hardly does the ATT comercials because he is broke.... They said he was a multi-millionaire. I wish I could remember which show I was watching.

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