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Vaginas are ugly like a cow pie with a wagon wheel mark through it 5 1.95%
Vaginas are hot... nuff said 220 85.60%
Tolerated as a "necessary evil" : ) 32 12.45%
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Old 10-12-2003, 08:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My girlfriend and I have this running debate about her anatomy. She is of the opinion "the vagina is ugly" (however this doesn't slow her down any...if she could, she would "enjoy" her own). Being a "breast man" I tend to oogle my share, (ok maybe more than my share ) in the general direction of the breasts.

This however doesn't mean I think less of the remaining parts of the female anatomy. Simply put, the vagina is harder to enjoy at a glance but I don't like it any less.

Throw me a line and tell me what "you" think of the female anatomy (ladies this includes you).
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Old 10-12-2003, 09:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Vagina is ugly? Hardly. How can any one thing that can stimulate such pleasure be ugly?
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Old 10-12-2003, 09:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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One of the most beautiful things in the world.
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Old 10-12-2003, 09:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2003, 09:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I love them. I've been tempted to just stare and explore, learn all the nooks and crannies... but whenever I am close enough to one to think about learning, I get all distracted.
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Old 10-12-2003, 09:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This reminds me of a joke an ex told me a long time ago:

Guy goes to doctor - doctor says "You look terrible!"
Guy says, "But I feel great."
Doctor says, "Well then - you must be a vagina!"

Although this particular ex had a sharp wit and always made me laugh, this was one time I just had to say "I don't get it. I mean, I get the joke, but I just don't understand how anyone - women included - cannot see the beauty in the subtle variety and intricacies of the female genetalia."

That was my turn to make her laugh - I never did convince her. As for myself - I am the Will Rogers of vaginas - I've never met one I didn't like.
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Old 10-12-2003, 10:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I love them. I've been tempted to just stare and explore, learn all the nooks and crannies... but whenever I am close enough to one to think about learning, I get all distracted.
Amen
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Old 10-12-2003, 10:14 AM   #8 (permalink)
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One of the most beautiful things in the world.
Agreed!
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Old 10-12-2003, 10:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Vaginas killed my parents, I hate them!!!1

.... seriously though, can't get enough.
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Old 10-12-2003, 10:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I like everything about the females genitals. I have seen a woman with an exceptionally tiny clit and lips as large as ears. It wasn't as pleasing to look at but if things are proportioned right as usual I find a woman's pussy and vagina attractive and a turn on. I'm very pleased with mine.
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Old 10-12-2003, 10:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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there is nothing in the worls more beautiful than the vagina
there is nothing in this world that tastes better than the vagina
there is nothing in this world that smells as good as the vagina
there is nothing in this world that feels as good as the vagina

have i made it clear about how much i love the pussy?
 
Old 10-12-2003, 11:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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there is nothing in the worls more beautiful than the vagina
there is nothing in this world that tastes better than the vagina
there is nothing in this world that smells as good as the vagina
there is nothing in this world that feels as good as the vagina

have i made it clear about how much i love the pussy?
i wish i were a vagina
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Old 10-12-2003, 11:55 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Artist Judy Chicago's "Dinner Party" is all about this.
It's worth checking out.
It's in the permanent collection of the Brooklyn Museum.
Here's an image link:

http://womenshistory.about.com/gi/dy...2Fchicago.html
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Old 10-12-2003, 12:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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beautiful, yes. all of them.

(some are more *attractive* than others however...)

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Old 10-12-2003, 12:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'll take a pussy over a Rembrant any day.

Reminds of a quote from Choke:

"For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.
Painting a picture, composing an opera, that's just something you do until you find the next willing piece of ass."

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Old 10-12-2003, 01:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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93.94% vs 6.06%

The masses have spoken.
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Old 10-12-2003, 01:29 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Lets hear it for the vaginas!

I've been familiar with a few, theyre all different and all beautiful. It's why girls like guys cocks that puzzles me.
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Old 10-12-2003, 02:51 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Vags are just like those they're attached to...some are just so tasty looking, others are meh, and still others are unattractive. If it's clean I'll eat it and fuck it, that's really my only rule in regards to vaginas. I prefer as little hair as possible in the dining area, but I do like a patch at the top to make her look adult.
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Old 10-12-2003, 03:08 PM   #19 (permalink)
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One of the most beautiful things in the world.
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Old 10-12-2003, 03:56 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I prefer as little hair as possible in the dining area, but I do like a patch at the top to make her look adult.

ya,i like that look but unless im in a 69,i have to put my nose on that part and its kinda uncomfortable!
but just so the important parts arent to hairy i can deal with it!
 
Old 10-12-2003, 04:12 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Damn I love vagina. God's gift to man, I tell you what...

Absolutely beautiful. My girlfriend was of the opposite opinion, and thought it was an ugly piece of anatomy, and couldnt understand why I would want to bury my face down there for long periods of time
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Old 10-12-2003, 04:17 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2003, 05:09 PM   #23 (permalink)
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goodness... thats a definitive poll. atm, its 88% of peeps on the TFP loving it.

i think they´re all beautiful.
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Old 10-12-2003, 05:29 PM   #24 (permalink)
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some are definately better looking than others. innies are the best imho

Vaginas are the best!
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Old 10-12-2003, 05:38 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Vags are just like those they're attached to...some are just so tasty looking, others are meh, and still others are unattractive.
Agreed.
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Old 10-12-2003, 05:44 PM   #26 (permalink)
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i wish i were a vagina
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Old 10-12-2003, 05:58 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Some are definitely better than others, although when they are put to use you rarely have to look at them, with that said I'd never turn one down.
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Old 10-12-2003, 08:01 PM   #28 (permalink)
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One of the most beautiful things in the world.
Indeed.
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Old 10-12-2003, 09:57 PM   #29 (permalink)
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A young boy said to his dad, 'what does a vagina look like?'
His dad not wanting to beat about the bush, said a vagina is oen of natures miracles, smooth as silk and soft to the touch. A veritable rose about to bloom, a vagina is.
The young boy then said but dad what about after sex? What does a vagina look like after sex?
His dad thought lon and hard and replied,son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating custad?
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Old 10-13-2003, 02:40 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Vaginas rock!
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Old 10-13-2003, 03:40 AM   #31 (permalink)
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eh, folks, please remember that the question is asking for the aesthetic beauty of the vagina, not whether you would accept one if it was offered to you.

So, if i was given a choice, staring at a vagina would not be at the top of my list =)
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Old 10-13-2003, 05:18 AM   #32 (permalink)
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For something that feels as incredible as it does, I would find it extremely hard to label the vagina as ugly. My vote -- As beautiful as it gets!
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Old 10-14-2003, 06:02 AM   #33 (permalink)
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love em', I absolutly love em'.
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Old 10-14-2003, 07:36 AM   #34 (permalink)
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They can be ugly but are not usually.
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Old 10-14-2003, 07:46 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Ive seen ugly vaginas and pretty ones but they all felt good.
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Old 10-14-2003, 08:46 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I have always maintained the view that the Female body is much more amazing than the male body. All the curves that females have are just awesome. As for an ugly vagina, I just don't think they exist, unless you count those over abused ones you see in bad porn.
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Old 10-14-2003, 10:55 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Vaginas are like faces - some are down right UGLY and some are really cute little things - don't see how you can just lump them all together under one general heading unless it would be circus - like gettin' bigger and better every year.
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:05 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Some are beautiful and some are not, that is reality. I think, however, that it is the conceptiual ideal of the vagina that we all think is beautiful. We have a perception in our mind that is wonderful, whereas when it is staring you in the face, it may or may not be "beautiful". We love the ideal.
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Old 10-14-2003, 01:19 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Hair pie, hair pie. <click> Thank you very much.

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Old 10-18-2003, 08:57 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Well now, this is a double sided issue for me. I will agree that it is sexually arousing to explore the vagina and look at it in a sense of awe and wonder which can create arousal. Keeping in mind that you are viewing it from an intimate point of view in which arousal is inevitable regardless of how it looks.

Now, in comes the non intimate view...to just look at the vaginal area from a detailed point of view....they truly are not attractive in my opinion. They just seem so....I dunno, just skin and folds and a hole. Once again, obviously this is from the non sexual view.

But a cow pie with a wagon wheel mark? EW! NOT! If it is looking like that, it is time to retire it! YUK! Thanks for the visual 71!

Just my two pennies.
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