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This reminds me of a joke an ex told me a long time ago:
Guy goes to doctor - doctor says "You look terrible!"
Guy says, "But I feel great."
Doctor says, "Well then - you must be a vagina!"
Although this particular ex had a sharp wit and always made me laugh, this was one time I just had to say "I don't get it. I mean, I get the joke, but I just don't understand how anyone - women included - cannot see the beauty in the subtle variety and intricacies of the female genetalia."
That was my turn to make her laugh - I never did convince her. As for myself - I am the Will Rogers of vaginas - I've never met one I didn't like.
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
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