COFFEE AND THE POPE (How Coffee Barely Escaped Becoming An Illegal Drug) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Mind_Storm · 10-12-2003, 05:50 AM

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COFFEE AND THE POPE

When you drink your morning coffee tomorrow… say thanks to the pope who made it all possible.

People began going crazy over coffee 600 years ago in the Middle East. The earliest coffee fanatics were Muslim mystics, trying to stay awake for nighttime worship.

Early coffee houses were such "brewing grounds" for radical ideas that authorities in Mecca tried to outlaw the drink!

When coffee hit Europe in the late fifteen hundreds, priests at the Vatican labeled it an atheist concoction and wanted it banned there too!

That's when Pope Clement 8th gave his blessing to the bean. "This Satan's drink is so delicious… " he is quoted as saying, "we shall cheat Satan by baptizing it."

Many of us still view coffee as a kind of holy water… and wouldn't think of starting the morning… or a new millennium… without it!

Sleepyjack · 10-12-2003, 06:02 AM

Thanks Pope!

Although i am not an addict like i used to be (ie light headedness, some anxiety if i didn't drink it) i just love the taste and the little omph it gives you.

I especially like knocking back brownes IC chill's whenever i am out or at uni.

Fremen · 10-12-2003, 06:04 AM

Eh, it would have found a way around without him.

tinfoil · 10-12-2003, 09:01 AM

Holy water indeed.

I, among a very large portion of the membership here, can not function without it. It is to the point at work now that people will not talk to me until I have been there ten minutes, thus allowing the wonderful C8H10N4O2.

ziadel · 10-12-2003, 11:31 AM

coffe really is a gross concoction that I don't care for...
I used to be addicted really bad to caffeine, would get terrible headaches if I didnt drink soda, so I quit it and only drink decaf stuff now (with the exception of the occasional red-bull) and I really do feel much better for it...

caffeine = evil

phredgreen · 10-12-2003, 10:08 PM

i've tried it enough to know i don't care for it. if i really need a buzz, i'll find other ways (sunkist orange soda works brilliantly), but i just don't care for many hot drinks beyond cocoa.

Phaenx · 10-12-2003, 10:19 PM

I don't much care for coffee, maybe some french vanilla capucino, but next they'll be calling donuts an athiest concoction. And that's when I rise up to crush their religion. When donuts are threatened.

YourNeverThere · 10-12-2003, 10:26 PM

I'm not fanatical about it, but I do drink it fanatically, I really like the taste, the effect it has on me has basicly worn off at this point from drinking so much of it. A well, ya I'm glad its not illegal.

rainheart · 10-12-2003, 10:38 PM

God bless the blessings that come with coffee, for without it, you wouldn't have anything to ail your massive hangovers when you wake up in the morning...

Semi-Normal · 10-12-2003, 10:55 PM

I can't stand the stuff, nor anything coffee flavoured. I am, however, horribly addicted to caffeine - I drink at least 1.5L of coke a day.

CSflim · 10-13-2003, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ziadel
I used to be addicted really bad to caffeine ... so I quit it and only drink decaf stuff now ... with the exception of the occasional red-bull

caffeine = evil

Yeah. I used to be an alcoholic. But now I've quit drinking, except for Jack Daniels.

Alcohol = Evil.

filtherton · 10-13-2003, 12:50 PM

So now can i sue the catholic church when i get kidney stones?

Sleepyjack · 10-14-2003, 06:57 AM

coffee != caffenine so stop comapring it to coke!

Al that soda etc is nasty, thats also got a shitload of sugar in it and phosphoric acid. Also coffee can be consumed cold and thats how i normally have it, ie iced coffee, wihch basically just menas more milk to form sort of a cafe latte' or whatever its called.

NOTE: for the non-geeks, != means does not equal

ahhh too much C for me today... sigh

Holo · 10-14-2003, 08:58 AM

I don't like it either. Only way I can drink is black with TONS of sugar. I have tried a few of the flavored coffees with mixed results, but I generally prefer sodas for my caffeine.

10-12-2003, 05:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mind_Storm Tilted Location: The Finger Lakes of New York	COFFEE AND THE POPE (How Coffee Barely Escaped Becoming An Illegal Drug) http://www.smash.com/seg/timelab/stories/005pope.html COFFEE AND THE POPE When you drink your morning coffee tomorrow… say thanks to the pope who made it all possible. People began going crazy over coffee 600 years ago in the Middle East. The earliest coffee fanatics were Muslim mystics, trying to stay awake for nighttime worship. Early coffee houses were such "brewing grounds" for radical ideas that authorities in Mecca tried to outlaw the drink! When coffee hit Europe in the late fifteen hundreds, priests at the Vatican labeled it an atheist concoction and wanted it banned there too! That's when Pope Clement 8th gave his blessing to the bean. "This Satan's drink is so delicious… " he is quoted as saying, "we shall cheat Satan by baptizing it." Many of us still view coffee as a kind of holy water… and wouldn't think of starting the morning… or a new millennium… without it!

10-12-2003, 06:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Eh, it would have found a way around without him. __________________ Google

10-12-2003, 09:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	Holy water indeed. I, among a very large portion of the membership here, can not function without it. It is to the point at work now that people will not talk to me until I have been there ten minutes, thus allowing the wonderful C8H10N4O2. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

10-12-2003, 11:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
ziadel Myrmidon Location: In the twilight and mist.	coffe really is a gross concoction that I don't care for... I used to be addicted really bad to caffeine, would get terrible headaches if I didnt drink soda, so I quit it and only drink decaf stuff now (with the exception of the occasional red-bull) and I really do feel much better for it... caffeine = evil __________________ Ron Paul '08 Vote for Freedom Go ahead and google Dr. Ron Paul. You'll like what you read.

10-12-2003, 10:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	i've tried it enough to know i don't care for it. if i really need a buzz, i'll find other ways (sunkist orange soda works brilliantly), but i just don't care for many hot drinks beyond cocoa. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

10-12-2003, 06:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	Thanks Pope! Although i am not an addict like i used to be (ie light headedness, some anxiety if i didn't drink it) i just love the taste and the little omph it gives you. I especially like knocking back brownes IC chill's whenever i am out or at uni.

10-12-2003, 10:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	I don't much care for coffee, maybe some french vanilla capucino, but next they'll be calling donuts an athiest concoction. And that's when I rise up to crush their religion. When donuts are threatened. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

10-12-2003, 10:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	I'm not fanatical about it, but I do drink it fanatically, I really like the taste, the effect it has on me has basicly worn off at this point from drinking so much of it. A well, ya I'm glad its not illegal. __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

10-12-2003, 10:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
rainheart Psycho	God bless the blessings that come with coffee, for without it, you wouldn't have anything to ail your massive hangovers when you wake up in the morning...

10-12-2003, 10:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
Semi-Normal Insane Location: Christchurch, New Zealand	I can't stand the stuff, nor anything coffee flavoured. I am, however, horribly addicted to caffeine - I drink at least 1.5L of coke a day. __________________ I'm not lazy, I'm "motivationally challenged."

10-13-2003, 12:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	So now can i sue the catholic church when i get kidney stones?

10-14-2003, 06:57 AM	#13 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	coffee != caffenine so stop comapring it to coke! Al that soda etc is nasty, thats also got a shitload of sugar in it and phosphoric acid. Also coffee can be consumed cold and thats how i normally have it, ie iced coffee, wihch basically just menas more milk to form sort of a cafe latte' or whatever its called. NOTE: for the non-geeks, != means does not equal ahhh too much C for me today... sigh

10-14-2003, 08:58 AM	#14 (permalink)
Holo A Real American	I don't like it either. Only way I can drink is black with TONS of sugar. I have tried a few of the flavored coffees with mixed results, but I generally prefer sodas for my caffeine. __________________ I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince