Dragonlich

<---- Moshe.

or

<---- Mordechay

or

<---- Benjamin

but hardly anyone knows anything but the first one. (and even then many don't know how to pronounce it...)

...and I think I beat magpie.

duckduck

Jason.

My initials are JAH while my brothers are JBH and Dad said if there was another boy, it woulda been JCH. He's very organized in.........well, everything, but it's cool.

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Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

SaltPork

first name is William, but I use my middle name-Robert. I go by Rob, Robbie, Bob, or Bobby, depends on who I'm talking to. It's great using my middle name, I always know when telemarketers are calling.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

guthmund

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No signature. None. Seriously.

bullgoose

"My name is Raymond J. Johnson Junior. You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Ray-Jay, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Johnny, but you doesn't has ta call me Johnson." Does anyone else remember this guy? He always cracked me up.

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"If I had it to do all over,
I'd do it all over you."

onodrim

JNM
I'll give you the Jennifer
You can keep guessing on the last name though, I don't want to give away too much

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"The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides"
-Carl Sagan

Snoogans

Timmy

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Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

Mael

hey, my hebrew name is moshe.

real name is mike. i was thinking of changing it to optimus prime, but someone beat me to it. maybe i could change it to he-man? or is that redundant?

william

My first name is William. My middle name is Dee. My father and aunt used to call me "Bliiy Dee". My brother calls me "Willie Dee". Anyone else calls me William.

bubbaspike

Michael. You can call me Mike

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Y'all watch this.......

Mad_Gecko

Somenosuke - Whatever your happy with. I prefere N. but L. is very nice as well. Your choice and I wont argue with either.

Jadz' Gave nuttin' away then!

I am actually more proud of my middle name Wallace than any other part of my name.
Even though I just found out tonight that it references the male sexual organ.

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[color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass

"If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers."
Confucious

PHYcos

My name is Anthony. But everybody calls me Tony

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-All women are 2 drinks away from a GIRL-ON-GIRL adventure!-

spectre

<-- Joe

Initially, I really didn't want to say much about who I am online, but at this point, you all already know way too damned much about me. Hell, a few on here know more about me then some of the people I know in real life.

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"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

merkerguitars

Eric Merker......I like my first name cause it's shorty and you can't add a "y" to it and my last name is nice cause people just call me merk.....

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Donate now! Ask me How!

Please use the search function it is your friend.

Look at my mustang please feel free to comment!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

yodapaul

Paul, big surprise, hu??

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I'm Just here to help.
Now, Where is your problem?

thenewguy

My father called me William, and he was one of the only people I allowed the privilege. I figured it was okay since he gave me the name.

I prefer to be called Bill.

bundy

call me al.

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Ohayo!!!

eyeronic

My name is Inigo Montoya...

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I hold with those that favor fire.

methodtim

Bundy you can call me Sally. To the rest of the world I'm Tim (shocking, ain't it).

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

afraidofninjas

Shawn, the Irish Bastard. It suits me, and I like it. And people like me, I think.

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I am a new tie wearink

Cynthetiq

yeah.. can't believe that he was able to get on with that schtick for so long...

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

User Name

My first name is Igor. It's Ukrainian, which is logical because I was born there.

bullgoose

Any idea if he's still around; I haven't seen him since the '70's. He was funny because that's the way that guys who had a real high opinion of themselves used to talk; they generally turned out to be either a jerk or a fool (or both!) OOOOHHHHH; You doesn't has ta call me Johnson!!

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"If I had it to do all over,
I'd do it all over you."

bullgoose

My name is Michael too; I don't like or use Michael- I only answer to Mike; call me "Mikie" and I'll answer, but nobody likes the answer I give to that name!!

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"If I had it to do all over,
I'd do it all over you."

fatretardedguy

My name is penis slang.

GuttersnipeXL

Royal...my mother calls me Roy, all the ladies call me Al.....I wish that was my name, so I could use that fancy line...It was however my grandfathers name. Mines Matt..call me Matthew and I'll cut ya!

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

GakFace

Joseph John Paul Cadwell

Two middle names... All three are names of Grandpa's.. Joseph is my great grandpa on my mom's side, John is my great grandpa on my dad's side, Paul is my grandpa (my mom's dad). Why show the full Name? Well, You can just as easily go over to Purge and DL the demo and check the credits.. as it reads
Joseph "GakFace" Cadwell....

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

snowy

First name is Lindsay. I'd give my whole name but it wouldn't be very helpful anyways because I have several evil twins, helpful, of course, assuming you'd want to stalk me

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If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Daval

<- David.

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"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
Winston Churchill

troit

I, like a few of you, have a unique middle name. Growing up I received my fair share of ribbing because of it but have learned to appreciate it. It is who I am and there is no reason to feel ashamed....

First Name - Joseph (prefer Joe)
Middle Name - Starry

Initials - JSB

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I've yet to dephile myself...

BoCo

<--------- Aaron

Halx would like my middle name.

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Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

Liquor Dealer

Works for me too!

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Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

shalafi

steve.... spelled stephen but people usually think its spelled steven. i get all the usuals - steve, stevo, stevie, hey you fat bastard, one of our vps calls me stevie wonder, whatever works

Captain Canada

My real name is Dylan Jarryd Friedman.

DoomzDayz

my name is DoomzDayz. It is my real online identity

Spungfoo

Ben

GSRIDER

My name is Tim

But I don't like the way Tim looks on paper or screen so I always put down Timothy and the instantly tell people not to call me that... TIm is just fine.

And thanks to South Park I have been called TIMMAY so much that it has stuck.. being 32 and refered to as Timmay has it's downside..... but who's counting.

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Hycdubg

Shane

I don't expect you all to remember it because I probably won't remember yours.

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

mongo

My name is Christopher....Friends and such call me Chris.I like my name.Christopher to this day reminds me of when I was a child and in trouble...My mother screaming my full name out....."chills"......Fun memories...lol.....You can all call me Chris if you please.

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Mongo like candy

strickendumb

My first name is Judith. Simple, right? WRONG!! You wouldn't believe how many people can't say it, all the time I hear Juduff. To make things worse, Judy is a short form of Judith. . everyone automatically assumes I go by Judy. . I hate that name. Its an old woman's name. Maybe I'll use it when I'm older, but for now, my name is Judith. . . if you can't say it or refuse to say it, then don't bother talking to me because I won't answer.