Pee time and your wang...
 

So my wife and I were talking the other day. When you are at the urinal doing your business, if you wear boxers I assume most all guys let william wallace out using the aperture in the undies.

For guys who wear skivvies or boxer briefs, she asked if you pull down the waistband to let him out, or if you navigate the 2/3 layers of fabric and let him out that front door. I have to say I honestly don't know and don't intend to do research in the loo myself.

How do you tightie whitie guys do it?

Oh boy. I did not look both ways and mis-posted this in the wrong forum. Sorry.

I wear boxer briefs and i just pull the front waist band down.

It depends:
sometimes thru the flap;
sometimes over the waistband;
sometimes thru the leg hole.
No rhyme or reason.

Depends how much manuevering (sp?) is required..

Boxers, I will use the provided parting of the cloth.. Briefs I usually do as well, but that isn't 100%. :)

Also, leghole is fun when the waistband is really tight and time is limited. ;)

depends if I got a belt on or not

Haven't worn briefs in years, but I used to drop him out the leg hole.

waistband

just unzip and let the monster fall out. no undies my brother. soooo freeeeee

in briefs, the "apeture", i believe, is to allow the fabric to stretch when necessary, so that 'one size fits all'. i really really doubt it's meant for the task you would like it to do.

Just wear the boxers, and it's always up & over the waist band for me.

The flap of my boxers is sometimes used for easy access though :)

I pull down the waist band, when I wear underwear that is.

Boxer briefs.

If wearing pants with a belt, then thru the door, else over the top.
If no pants, then out the leg.

It's the small choices we have in life that make all the difference.

Up over the waistband for me too. Anything else is a possible piss on pants situation.

Boxers here...and ussually just over the top, anything else is just too much trouble :)

Ummm...I just take Mr. Happy out of my sock and throw him up over the lip of the urinal; saves unzipping time!

whats annoying is, boxers with the button in front. why the fark is it there?!?

and like i'm going to undo the button? yeah right! so i pull down the waistband.

but if theres no button, through the center.

Most of the time I don't wear any so I just pull him out and do my business but if I wear anything at all its boxers and yes I do use the flap

I wear briefs and pull my waistband down. I never ever wear undies with a slot in the front.

i also wear boxer briefs sometimes, and i just pull the front waistband down. it's a pain in the, well, dick, to try and navigate through the stupid "fly" they have in undies.

Usually take all my clothes off and then don't have to go anymore.

I pull the little man out from one of the legs in my boxers.


It's strange, I know.

I pull down the waistband, no matter what I'm wearing. Using the slot requires maneuvering.

It's more time efficiant I believe to just pull down the strap and let'm out that way.

Whenever I wear briefs, i'll pull it all down in a stall. I don't try to fight the 3 flaps....

I never wear boxers and I never use that stupid flap.

See, this is why I wear a kilt and nothing else...

Man, just stick with boxers. Much easier (and more comfortable) as far as I'm concerned.

Haven't any of you tried Depends?



Through the flap of the boxer briefs unless I am wearing shorts without a fly. Then I just pull both layers of clothing down enough.

Depends on how intoxicated I am, sometimes I just pull it out above my pants (if I'm wearing baggy jeans) or pull it over my briefs... all depends

Back when I was a tighty whitie guy, I went over the waistband. I don't think I cracked the front-tunnel even once.

Boxers, through the flap...briefs, over the top

HAHA! You wear tightie-whities! What are you, like 5? :p

I wear boxoers and always waistband down

for u boxer guys...what about the ones with a button? do u navigate that? leave it undone? or go "tighty whity style with the waitband/leg?

boxers, through the hole

if there is a button, through the hole

it's pretty easy to undo those buttons, and i usually don't spend the time to do it up after it's already undone anyway, so all is good for my next trip.

You can shake, you can squeeze,
You can jump, you can dance,
But the last drop stays in
Until you pull up your pants

I use the fly, but only in public when pants are involved. In my house, I wear only boxers, and usually sit down and read whether or not I need to take a shit.

Boxers briefs and he comes over the waistband. The added bonus to all this is that the elastic in the wasteband takes all the effort out of the post-pee shake...

MY GINORMOUS COCK CANT FIT THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE BOXERS!!!!!1 LOL!!!1!