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Phaenx 04-25-2003 10:16 PM

Pull the waistband down. I find it's quite easy to accidentally piss on yourself otherwise.

apetaster 04-26-2003 04:32 AM

Looks like a consensus - the flaps are useless in boxers. Perhaps they serve some form of expansion function (like a reverse crumple zone?) Maybe they are there to absorb extra pee for when you get lazy and don't quite shake enough.

I wonder if briefs, if they existed back then, were different during WWII. They had, for some items, a rationing regulation that clothing manufacturers could not apply fabric over fabric (e.g. sew on pockets...) Sounds like my next quest for useless information.

Thanks to all who replied.

billege 04-26-2003 05:10 AM

Boxer briefs over here.

The flap as it's intended.

If all I'm wearing is the shorts, then I may pull the leg away. That's one I just recently discovered, so it has a novelty for me right now.

bubbaspike 04-26-2003 06:20 AM

Over the top

phredgreen 04-26-2003 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by krwlz
for u boxer guys...what about the ones with a button? do u navigate that? leave it undone? or go "tighty whity style with the waitband/leg?
the first piss of the day will get the button unbuttoned, and unless i've got all the time in the world, it normally stays unbuttoned. beyond that, ever since i've switched to boxers, it's always inbetween the flaps and through the fly... no problems there.

DrunkenPenguin 04-26-2003 11:32 AM

Over the top.

Mad_Gecko 04-26-2003 11:45 AM

Firstly I am a direct descendant of ol' braveheart, so a little taken aback to having my member described as my great great....great grandaddy. Most of the English of his time thought he was a prick anyway so no offence taken.

And its an over the top thang for me too. Can't do two layers of buttons (501's) in time.

Neo 04-26-2003 11:55 AM

w3r7y, that's because you are a DICK!!

I haven't worn undies for longer than you've been in this world.

Sheesh!

Chris 04-26-2003 12:40 PM

over the top.

phoenix1002 04-26-2003 10:38 PM

Like a soldier in a trench in WWII... over the top!

afraidofninjas 04-27-2003 08:18 AM

my fella jumps the band... it's quicker than navigating... and it beats wetting your pants

Modo 04-27-2003 09:35 AM

<b><font color=FF0000 size=+1 face="comic sans ms">No boxers No tightie whities No problem</font></b><br><b><font color=FFFF00 face="comic sans ms">just Levis and i try to use the zipper...</font></b><p><b><font face="comic sans ms">Modo</font></b>

MUSV 04-27-2003 12:19 PM

unzip, pull waistband down.

spanky spangler 04-27-2003 12:21 PM

i just drop my pants and shorts to my ankles when in a public lavatory - it wasn't a problem when i was 5, why should it be one now?

KillerYoda 04-27-2003 05:02 PM

I never piss at the urinal. It's not some odd inferiority complex, I just figure, I'm alone in the bathroom with the doorclosed at home and those people are family, so why would I want to whip the johnson out in front of people I don't even know?

As for underwear situations, the "hole" in undies as a tendency to close up unexpectedly around the wang, strangling it. You just have to decide which you value comfort--wise more, your balls or your dick.

GakFace 04-27-2003 07:56 PM

over the top

uncut10 08-24-2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix1002
Like a soldier in a trench in WWII... over the top!

Soldiers in ww2 didnt go over the top, ur thinking of static trench warfare from ww1

Daniel_ 08-24-2006 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncut10
Soldiers in ww2 didnt go over the top, ur thinking of static trench warfare from ww1

Way to go, new guy.

You join.

You post in a three year old thread.

You insult someone that's not posted here in a year.

:rolleyes:

Jason762 08-24-2006 04:31 PM

I tried doing over the wasitband one time, ended up slipping and flipping my cock up and making a mess. So now I just pee through the hole/slit in my undies. On warmer days it feels like I gotta reel it up though. HA HA!

EDIT:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel_
You post in a three year old thread.

Ha ha whoops! I didn't even notice how old this post is/was. :o Who pays attention to date anyway?

captobvious 08-24-2006 04:34 PM

I always do over the waistband. It's faster and less susceptible to accidents in my opinion.

laconic1 08-24-2006 09:17 PM

Wow, I'm not quite sure how I missed this thread the first time. I do navigate through whatever layers and go through the flap or hole. I never even considered going over the top or through a leg hole. That just seems weird to me.

TexanAvenger 08-24-2006 09:21 PM

Boxer briefs here, and always through the opening.

Though sometimes I get worried that the guy next to me at the urinals is going to think I'm getting to physical to just be putting out a fire...

zipper 08-24-2006 10:40 PM

Depends on how bad I have to go...........

NoSoup 08-24-2006 11:15 PM

I wear boxers myself, however - I can answer this question because of an old coworker of mine. I'll give you a hint - we used to call him by his nickname - "Ankle Pants"

He wore whitey tighties, and whenever he used the urinal he dropped his pants and underwear to his ankles.

Nothing like walking into the mens room and being greeted by the... uh... exquisite sight of Ankle Pants as he was bending down to pick them up.

For those people that sat near the restroom, we used to put them on Ankle Pants duty, and they'd let us know if he was in there - if he was, we'd lounge around till he left...

Ample 08-25-2006 06:45 AM

Boxer briefs

Always where a belt, so unzip, and pulldown the waistband. Thats only at work, any other time undies are out of the equation.

Dane Bramage 08-25-2006 07:04 AM

I'm a boxer brief kinda guy, but there ain't no front door. If i'm not wearing 501s (button fly), then i unzip the pants and whip it out over the waste band.

Sultana 08-25-2006 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoSoup
I wear boxers myself, however - I can answer this question because of an old coworker of mine. I'll give you a hint - we used to call him by his nickname - "Ankle Pants"

He wore whitey tighties, and whenever he used the urinal he dropped his pants and underwear to his ankles.

Nothing like walking into the mens room and being greeted by the... uh... exquisite sight of Ankle Pants as he was bending down to pick them up.

For those people that sat near the restroom, we used to put them on Ankle Pants duty, and they'd let us know if he was in there - if he was, we'd lounge around till he left...

Laughing myself sick here... :eek: :lol:

Jason762 08-25-2006 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoSoup
I wear boxers myself, however - I can answer this question because of an old coworker of mine. I'll give you a hint - we used to call him by his nickname - "Ankle Pants"

He wore whitey tighties, and whenever he used the urinal he dropped his pants and underwear to his ankles.

Nothing like walking into the mens room and being greeted by the... uh... exquisite sight of Ankle Pants as he was bending down to pick them up.

For those people that sat near the restroom, we used to put them on Ankle Pants duty, and they'd let us know if he was in there - if he was, we'd lounge around till he left...


ROFL! Don't you hate that? Why do people do that? That's freeking creepy to me.

Val_1 08-25-2006 01:42 PM

I pull down the waistband whether I'm wearing boxers or briefs (I switch it up).

This really should be the poll. I would like to see the little bar graphs of the results.


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