Pee time and your wang...
 

So my wife and I were talking the other day. When you are at the urinal doing your business, if you wear boxers I assume most all guys let william wallace out using the aperture in the undies.

For guys who wear skivvies or boxer briefs, she asked if you pull down the waistband to let him out, or if you navigate the 2/3 layers of fabric and let him out that front door. I have to say I honestly don't know and don't intend to do research in the loo myself.

How do you tightie whitie guys do it?

Oh boy. I did not look both ways and mis-posted this in the wrong forum. Sorry.

I wear boxer briefs and i just pull the front waist band down.

It depends:
sometimes thru the flap;
sometimes over the waistband;
sometimes thru the leg hole.
No rhyme or reason.

Depends how much manuevering (sp?) is required..

Boxers, I will use the provided parting of the cloth.. Briefs I usually do as well, but that isn't 100%. :)

Also, leghole is fun when the waistband is really tight and time is limited. ;)

depends if I got a belt on or not

Haven't worn briefs in years, but I used to drop him out the leg hole.

waistband

just unzip and let the monster fall out. no undies my brother. soooo freeeeee

in briefs, the "apeture", i believe, is to allow the fabric to stretch when necessary, so that 'one size fits all'. i really really doubt it's meant for the task you would like it to do.

Just wear the boxers, and it's always up & over the waist band for me.

The flap of my boxers is sometimes used for easy access though :)

I pull down the waist band, when I wear underwear that is.

Boxer briefs.

If wearing pants with a belt, then thru the door, else over the top.
If no pants, then out the leg.

It's the small choices we have in life that make all the difference.

Up over the waistband for me too. Anything else is a possible piss on pants situation.

Boxers here...and ussually just over the top, anything else is just too much trouble :)

Ummm...I just take Mr. Happy out of my sock and throw him up over the lip of the urinal; saves unzipping time!

whats annoying is, boxers with the button in front. why the fark is it there?!?

and like i'm going to undo the button? yeah right! so i pull down the waistband.

but if theres no button, through the center.

Most of the time I don't wear any so I just pull him out and do my business but if I wear anything at all its boxers and yes I do use the flap

I wear briefs and pull my waistband down. I never ever wear undies with a slot in the front.

i also wear boxer briefs sometimes, and i just pull the front waistband down. it's a pain in the, well, dick, to try and navigate through the stupid "fly" they have in undies.

Usually take all my clothes off and then don't have to go anymore.

I pull the little man out from one of the legs in my boxers.


It's strange, I know.

I pull down the waistband, no matter what I'm wearing. Using the slot requires maneuvering.

It's more time efficiant I believe to just pull down the strap and let'm out that way.

Whenever I wear briefs, i'll pull it all down in a stall. I don't try to fight the 3 flaps....

I never wear boxers and I never use that stupid flap.

See, this is why I wear a kilt and nothing else...

Man, just stick with boxers. Much easier (and more comfortable) as far as I'm concerned.

Haven't any of you tried Depends?



Through the flap of the boxer briefs unless I am wearing shorts without a fly. Then I just pull both layers of clothing down enough.

Depends on how intoxicated I am, sometimes I just pull it out above my pants (if I'm wearing baggy jeans) or pull it over my briefs... all depends

Back when I was a tighty whitie guy, I went over the waistband. I don't think I cracked the front-tunnel even once.

Boxers, through the flap...briefs, over the top

HAHA! You wear tightie-whities! What are you, like 5? :p

I wear boxoers and always waistband down

for u boxer guys...what about the ones with a button? do u navigate that? leave it undone? or go "tighty whity style with the waitband/leg?

boxers, through the hole

if there is a button, through the hole

it's pretty easy to undo those buttons, and i usually don't spend the time to do it up after it's already undone anyway, so all is good for my next trip.

You can shake, you can squeeze,
You can jump, you can dance,
But the last drop stays in
Until you pull up your pants

I use the fly, but only in public when pants are involved. In my house, I wear only boxers, and usually sit down and read whether or not I need to take a shit.

Boxers briefs and he comes over the waistband. The added bonus to all this is that the elastic in the wasteband takes all the effort out of the post-pee shake...

MY GINORMOUS COCK CANT FIT THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE BOXERS!!!!!1 LOL!!!1!

Pull the waistband down. I find it's quite easy to accidentally piss on yourself otherwise.

Looks like a consensus - the flaps are useless in boxers. Perhaps they serve some form of expansion function (like a reverse crumple zone?) Maybe they are there to absorb extra pee for when you get lazy and don't quite shake enough.

I wonder if briefs, if they existed back then, were different during WWII. They had, for some items, a rationing regulation that clothing manufacturers could not apply fabric over fabric (e.g. sew on pockets...) Sounds like my next quest for useless information.

Thanks to all who replied.

Boxer briefs over here.

The flap as it's intended.

If all I'm wearing is the shorts, then I may pull the leg away. That's one I just recently discovered, so it has a novelty for me right now.

Over the top

the first piss of the day will get the button unbuttoned, and unless i've got all the time in the world, it normally stays unbuttoned. beyond that, ever since i've switched to boxers, it's always inbetween the flaps and through the fly... no problems there.

Over the top.

Firstly I am a direct descendant of ol' braveheart, so a little taken aback to having my member described as my great great....great grandaddy. Most of the English of his time thought he was a prick anyway so no offence taken.

And its an over the top thang for me too. Can't do two layers of buttons (501's) in time.

w3r7y, that's because you are a DICK!!

I haven't worn undies for longer than you've been in this world.

Sheesh!

over the top.

Like a soldier in a trench in WWII... over the top!

my fella jumps the band... it's quicker than navigating... and it beats wetting your pants

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unzip, pull waistband down.

i just drop my pants and shorts to my ankles when in a public lavatory - it wasn't a problem when i was 5, why should it be one now?

I never piss at the urinal. It's not some odd inferiority complex, I just figure, I'm alone in the bathroom with the doorclosed at home and those people are family, so why would I want to whip the johnson out in front of people I don't even know?

As for underwear situations, the "hole" in undies as a tendency to close up unexpectedly around the wang, strangling it. You just have to decide which you value comfort--wise more, your balls or your dick.

over the top

Soldiers in ww2 didnt go over the top, ur thinking of static trench warfare from ww1

Way to go, new guy.

You join.

You post in a three year old thread.

You insult someone that's not posted here in a year.

:rolleyes:

I tried doing over the wasitband one time, ended up slipping and flipping my cock up and making a mess. So now I just pee through the hole/slit in my undies. On warmer days it feels like I gotta reel it up though. HA HA!

EDIT:

Ha ha whoops! I didn't even notice how old this post is/was. :o Who pays attention to date anyway?

I always do over the waistband. It's faster and less susceptible to accidents in my opinion.

Wow, I'm not quite sure how I missed this thread the first time. I do navigate through whatever layers and go through the flap or hole. I never even considered going over the top or through a leg hole. That just seems weird to me.

Boxer briefs here, and always through the opening.

Though sometimes I get worried that the guy next to me at the urinals is going to think I'm getting to physical to just be putting out a fire...

Depends on how bad I have to go...........

I wear boxers myself, however - I can answer this question because of an old coworker of mine. I'll give you a hint - we used to call him by his nickname - "Ankle Pants"

He wore whitey tighties, and whenever he used the urinal he dropped his pants and underwear to his ankles.

Nothing like walking into the mens room and being greeted by the... uh... exquisite sight of Ankle Pants as he was bending down to pick them up.

For those people that sat near the restroom, we used to put them on Ankle Pants duty, and they'd let us know if he was in there - if he was, we'd lounge around till he left...

Boxer briefs

Always where a belt, so unzip, and pulldown the waistband. Thats only at work, any other time undies are out of the equation.

I'm a boxer brief kinda guy, but there ain't no front door. If i'm not wearing 501s (button fly), then i unzip the pants and whip it out over the waste band.

Laughing myself sick here... :eek: :lol:

ROFL! Don't you hate that? Why do people do that? That's freeking creepy to me.

I pull down the waistband whether I'm wearing boxers or briefs (I switch it up).

This really should be the poll. I would like to see the little bar graphs of the results.