08-26-2003, 05:03 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Canada
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True Porn Clerk Stories
http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/tpcs1.php
Too many words to copy and paste here. Some of them are really funny. Enjoy.
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08-26-2003, 06:03 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Overreactor
Location: South Ca'lina
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I've seen these before, and they're funny and insightful. I couldn't imagine having that job, knowing the people and *substances* you would encounter.
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08-26-2003, 06:15 AM | #5 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Canada eh?
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Funny and just a little sad. All in all it doesn't seem much worse than any other souless minimum wage job like convience store clerk or janitor.
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08-26-2003, 07:03 AM | #7 (permalink) |
Bokonist
Location: Location, Location, Location...
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hilarious....should be a movie
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08-26-2003, 10:35 AM | #9 (permalink) |
A Real American
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Here's my page about my 2 year career as a porn store worker. It's really shitty quality as I knew jack about HTML then, but it's readable. I hated this job's customers with a passion so much of the dialogue is negative. I haven't changed it so I would remember why I left.
There are no ads making me money so it's not spam on my end. http://www.darksites.com/souls/goth/psd1/index.htm
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08-26-2003, 11:17 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Tilted Cat Head
Administrator
Location: Manhattan, NY
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haven't read this in a long time...
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08-26-2003, 06:20 PM | #16 (permalink) |
Psycho
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The best story from Shokan's link was Mr. Tint and his "Who's Your Daddy" line.
"He called back: "Who's your daddy?" I hung up again. I mentioned to the other clerks on duty that I'd just fielded two prank calls from the same idiot and when I told them what he'd said they almost strangled me with the phone cord. Apparently that was Mr. Tint's way of saying hello. Once you correctly identified him as your daddy, he'd bring by food. Lots of food. Enough for everybody to eat dinner and then some." |
08-27-2003, 03:39 PM | #21 (permalink) |
don't ignore this-->
Location: CA
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over the past few days I read all four pages. She's quite a talented writer (and definitely wasn't lacking in interesting subject matter), and I'd be happy to read more of her work
and I have a few video clerk friends... they say the splooge-on-the-tape thing is unbelievably common.
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08-27-2003, 08:28 PM | #23 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: San Diego, CA
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How would you get splooge on the tape. You would have to put it in, start whackin, and then right before you blow, you eject the tape and spew on it.
Unless you meant on the covers, that makes sense.
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08-27-2003, 09:39 PM | #24 (permalink) |
You + Me = Us
Location: California dreaming...
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Nah. You spooge on your hand and then take out the tape before cleaning up. Pretty damn nasty if you ask me.
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08-28-2003, 02:00 PM | #32 (permalink) | |
Insane
Location: San Diego, CA
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poor guy...
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