The best story from Shokan's link was Mr. Tint and his "Who's Your Daddy" line.
"He called back: "Who's your daddy?" I hung up again. I mentioned to the other clerks on duty that I'd just fielded two prank calls from the same idiot and when I told them what he'd said they almost strangled me with the phone cord. Apparently that was Mr. Tint's way of saying hello. Once you correctly identified him as your daddy, he'd bring by food.
Lots of food. Enough for everybody to eat dinner and then some."
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