You can have your cake, and eat it to.

I don't know why I hate that phrase so much, but I just want to kill someone when they say that.

smooth move exlax

I absolutely hate it when people will do something like punch you in the gut, or slap you in the face with a pencil then when you tell them to quite touching you they reply with "I didn't touch you, I touched your shirt" or "I didn't touch you, the pencil did."

That makes me want to tie them to a tree and proceed to kick them in the nuts until I can't raise my leg anymore. It's then that I'll use a bat.

Understand?

I can't help but think of that south park episode when butters put the balls on his chin everytime I hear someone say "what-evar" Thankfully that's not to often around here.

that's the best thing since sliced bread!

let's pow-wow.

geez louise.

yo quiero taco bell
its hip to be square

chillin' like a villain
and the Dr. Scholls knock off of that line
gellin like a felon

Actually I think the phrase "The proof is in the pudding" came from baking terms where "proofing" something meant to "activate by mixing with water and sometimes sugar or milk" (according to Merriam Webster's Dictionary). Still the way it is used doesn't fit the wording anyway.


One the irritates me is "He was LIKE..." or "I was LIKE...". The most irritating part is when I catch myself saying it when I've been around someone to does often.

you go, girl!

its all gravy in my boat
same difference
kewl beans
youre joshin me
dude youre jonesin

"What's the capital of Thailand?"

"I dunno, what?"

"Bangkok, *bam*, HAHAA."

Fools!

I also hate the word whatever. It bothers me most in heated conversation - like they don't care.

"you know my steez"
"bob's your uncle"
"what's the poop?"
"god bless you"
"smitten, poopmitten"
"it ain't no fun if the homeys can't have none"
"tits" or its synonim "score", both things i started to say as a joke, but ended up unwittingly assimilating

"No, y'think?"

Seriously, this is especially a problem with kids, who think they know everything and start sporting an attitude.

Hell, I did it for awhile. Then I realized I should stop being such a jackass whenever someone makes a small screwup.

Like, you know, dude

cheer up, buttercup
your ass is grass

I also don't like "have a nice day" but while working a cash register, it's like you have no other options. Even something like "enjoy your evening" or "have a GREAT day!" doesn't seem like something a pesron should say when they don't mean it. And when they walk up to the register, I say "How are you doing today?" Funny thing is, I really don't care how they are doing.

I just edited this one... I myself I guilty of saying "...it's, like, you know." I say this way more than I should.

Angry Secretary Humor, such as:

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Secretaries are underappreciated sweethearts, but they need new jokes. This gets old the jillionth time you see it printed out in 72 pt Times New Roman hanging on a wall.

you all forgot the most annoyin of all time

" fo' shizzle "

and all variations of that. god, was jay-z out of english words to rhyme with, so he just made up his own?

what's the plan stan

thats when you say... i didnt know they could stack shit that high!

Im in the same situation. I usually say "have a good one" Or on fridays I say "enjoy the weekend".

But i hate saying it...kind of a formality...

DAMNIT! You stole it from me! I said it first!

"When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well does anyone ever say to you sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays? Shit no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man."

"Ready Freddy?" I hate that line. My mom still uses it all the time for me and my name is not Freddy...even if it was, I'd still hate it.

when life brings you lemons make lemonade

sounds like somebody's got the case of the monday's

what's cookin good lookin'?