Cheeziest phrases...
 

This just occured to me, sitting here in the office where I heard someone say:

Relax, Max.

Others that both annoy and amuse me include

Life's a garden. Dig it.
Take a Chill Pill.
Dude, where's my car?
Cruisin' for a bruisin'


So what can you add?

Mr Mephisto0

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Re: Cheeziest phrases...
 

:D I can't add any, but the above was the title to my valedictorian speech. :P





... it was a good speech, I swear!

It's all good.

when someone mishears what you've said and guess what you've said. You tell them that that's not what you've said and they replay with "ooohhh, I was gonna say..."

Going to say what?!

"psha, whatever"

i always hated when people used the phrase "same difference"

I concur.

Settle Grettle.
Can't you handle the jandle?

yeah, whatever

"Slow your roll"

"I heard that!"

-Mikey

I heard that.
This is true.
..you know..
The proof is in the pudding. (it should be "The proof of the pudding is in the taste." The sentence that always gets used makes no sense)
Have your cake and eat it, too. (it should be, "Eat your cake and have it, too." BIG difference)
I need my space

Cheesiest phrase, especially appropriate for today:

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

:D gah!

badges? we don't need no stinkin' badges... and all their play and derivatives.

Have a nice day and all of its nauseous permutations.

I like being GRUMPY, I may not WANT to have a nice day.

I got your nice fucking day right here!!!

And Plummie, I assume that your phrase would be said by some bright, chirpy, smiley, overly happy person.

Shoot em! Shoot em all before they spread!

"...pretty good for a Monday" when you ask someone how they are

OR

when you ask 'what are you up to' and they say "oh, about 5-10"
HAHAHAHA!!! you're so funny!!!! not.

Almost anything said by Delores on Dead Like Me.

I hate phrases which try to persuade you that all hopeless or degraded situations can be made better by mindless enthusiasm:

Go for it!
Go that extra mile!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Every cloud has a silver lining!
The early bird gets the worm

Used to know an elementary schoolteacher, girlfriend of a friend of mine, who would pepper me with these phrases constantly; whatever problem I had, she had a platitude for it. Then life threw her a couple of not-too-serious curve balls and she just about shut down. Maybe she was talking to herself, all that time.

"cool beans"

I'd Hit it....in a minute....then turn around and hit it again and again and again!

COWABUNGA!

When someone rhymes unintentionally...

"You're [I'm] a poet and didn't know it"

-Mikey

I'm the King of the World!!
Better out then in..
Whatever stupid Monkey (with these stupid little hand gestures...)
and so on ;)

That just frosts my cookies.
Tough titties.
It was ginormous!
You're in a pickle now.
Whatever floats your boat.

I guess it's more innuendo and less cheese, but it's still pretty cheesy.

only if you need one with gold..

:)

Anything that end with izzle.

anything in leet speak, especially "teh" or "n00b".

Do more with less

"abstinence is for lovers"

They seem to be having a big campaign for this down in Philly, its very 1984

"wassssup?"

"HOLLA!"
And all that "down south" talk you hear from people who listen to too much of the new rap. Shit like "ya huuurd me?" or "riaht thuuur."

Nam sayn? (translated for the white folks: "No what I'm saying?")

Finna. As in "You finna be thuggin', nam sayn?"

My personal number 1: "Don't go there"
Number 2: Saying the word like more than 3 times in 10 seconds.

"What's up, Chuck?"
"Duh...."
"I would if I could but I can't so I won't."


That's all I can think of at the moment.

Talk to the hand!

that one really annoys me

"Not tonight, I have a headache" or
"No, I'm too tired." or
"OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE NOT MY HUSBAND!!!!"

Those really get to me.

+1 for "Same Difference", that one just kills me.

Most of the things you guys are posting are not cheesy. They may bug the crap out of you but cheesy is like stuff that makes you smile in a that was the dumbest thing I have ever heard kinda way.

Like "SMURFY!" or "see ya later aligator! after while crocodile!" or "you silly willy!" or "Hiydy ho campers!"

crap like that.

Southern, ebonic, l33t/dude speak may be annoying but I wouldn't call it cheesy. Your girl can be cheesy and cute at the same time. Right?

I really do hate what disney has done (and society at large!) to the term "whatever" My little sister says it like all the annoying little siblings (and lives up to this title marvelously) with the emphasis "what-evar". Then theres my mom who says it when I prove her wrong or just piss her off. I almost never say it.

Is "Godspeed" cheesy? Because thats how I say goodbye. Ive been saying godspeed for at least a year now, and everyone knows its me when I say it.

thanks a bunch

have a nice day

you do the math

You can have your cake, and eat it to.

I don't know why I hate that phrase so much, but I just want to kill someone when they say that.

smooth move exlax

I absolutely hate it when people will do something like punch you in the gut, or slap you in the face with a pencil then when you tell them to quite touching you they reply with "I didn't touch you, I touched your shirt" or "I didn't touch you, the pencil did."

That makes me want to tie them to a tree and proceed to kick them in the nuts until I can't raise my leg anymore. It's then that I'll use a bat.

Understand?

I can't help but think of that south park episode when butters put the balls on his chin everytime I hear someone say "what-evar" Thankfully that's not to often around here.

that's the best thing since sliced bread!

let's pow-wow.

geez louise.

yo quiero taco bell
its hip to be square

chillin' like a villain
and the Dr. Scholls knock off of that line
gellin like a felon

Actually I think the phrase "The proof is in the pudding" came from baking terms where "proofing" something meant to "activate by mixing with water and sometimes sugar or milk" (according to Merriam Webster's Dictionary). Still the way it is used doesn't fit the wording anyway.


One the irritates me is "He was LIKE..." or "I was LIKE...". The most irritating part is when I catch myself saying it when I've been around someone to does often.

you go, girl!

its all gravy in my boat
same difference
kewl beans
youre joshin me
dude youre jonesin

"What's the capital of Thailand?"

"I dunno, what?"

"Bangkok, *bam*, HAHAA."

Fools!

I also hate the word whatever. It bothers me most in heated conversation - like they don't care.

"you know my steez"
"bob's your uncle"
"what's the poop?"
"god bless you"
"smitten, poopmitten"
"it ain't no fun if the homeys can't have none"
"tits" or its synonim "score", both things i started to say as a joke, but ended up unwittingly assimilating

"No, y'think?"

Seriously, this is especially a problem with kids, who think they know everything and start sporting an attitude.

Hell, I did it for awhile. Then I realized I should stop being such a jackass whenever someone makes a small screwup.

Like, you know, dude

cheer up, buttercup
your ass is grass

I also don't like "have a nice day" but while working a cash register, it's like you have no other options. Even something like "enjoy your evening" or "have a GREAT day!" doesn't seem like something a pesron should say when they don't mean it. And when they walk up to the register, I say "How are you doing today?" Funny thing is, I really don't care how they are doing.

I just edited this one... I myself I guilty of saying "...it's, like, you know." I say this way more than I should.

Angry Secretary Humor, such as:

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Secretaries are underappreciated sweethearts, but they need new jokes. This gets old the jillionth time you see it printed out in 72 pt Times New Roman hanging on a wall.

you all forgot the most annoyin of all time

" fo' shizzle "

and all variations of that. god, was jay-z out of english words to rhyme with, so he just made up his own?

what's the plan stan

thats when you say... i didnt know they could stack shit that high!

Im in the same situation. I usually say "have a good one" Or on fridays I say "enjoy the weekend".

But i hate saying it...kind of a formality...

DAMNIT! You stole it from me! I said it first!

"When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well does anyone ever say to you sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays? Shit no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man."

"Ready Freddy?" I hate that line. My mom still uses it all the time for me and my name is not Freddy...even if it was, I'd still hate it.

when life brings you lemons make lemonade

sounds like somebody's got the case of the monday's

what's cookin good lookin'?