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Old 08-10-2003, 10:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cheeziest phrases...

This just occured to me, sitting here in the office where I heard someone say:

Relax, Max.

Others that both annoy and amuse me include

Life's a garden. Dig it.
Take a Chill Pill.
Dude, where's my car?
Cruisin' for a bruisin'



So what can you add?

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Old 08-10-2003, 10:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2003, 10:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Cheeziest phrases...

Quote:
Originally posted by Mr Mephisto

Others that both annoy and amuse me include

Life's a garden. Dig it.
I can't add any, but the above was the title to my valedictorian speech. :P





... it was a good speech, I swear!
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Old 08-10-2003, 10:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-10-2003, 10:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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when someone mishears what you've said and guess what you've said. You tell them that that's not what you've said and they replay with "ooohhh, I was gonna say..."

Going to say what?!
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Old 08-10-2003, 10:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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"psha, whatever"
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Old 08-10-2003, 11:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i always hated when people used the phrase "same difference"
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Old 08-11-2003, 12:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 12:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 04:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
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yeah, whatever
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:36 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 06:19 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I heard that.
This is true.
..you know..
The proof is in the pudding. (it should be "The proof of the pudding is in the taste." The sentence that always gets used makes no sense)
Have your cake and eat it, too. (it should be, "Eat your cake and have it, too." BIG difference)
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Old 08-11-2003, 06:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Cheesiest phrase, especially appropriate for today:

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

gah!
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:32 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:40 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Have a nice day and all of its nauseous permutations.

I like being GRUMPY, I may not WANT to have a nice day.

I got your nice fucking day right here!!!

And Plummie, I assume that your phrase would be said by some bright, chirpy, smiley, overly happy person.

Shoot em! Shoot em all before they spread!
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Old 08-11-2003, 12:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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"...pretty good for a Monday" when you ask someone how they are

OR

when you ask 'what are you up to' and they say "oh, about 5-10"
HAHAHAHA!!! you're so funny!!!! not.
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:04 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Almost anything said by Delores on Dead Like Me.
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Old 08-11-2003, 09:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I hate phrases which try to persuade you that all hopeless or degraded situations can be made better by mindless enthusiasm:

Go for it!
Go that extra mile!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Every cloud has a silver lining!
The early bird gets the worm

Used to know an elementary schoolteacher, girlfriend of a friend of mine, who would pepper me with these phrases constantly; whatever problem I had, she had a platitude for it. Then life threw her a couple of not-too-serious curve balls and she just about shut down. Maybe she was talking to herself, all that time.
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Old 08-11-2003, 09:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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"cool beans"
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Old 08-11-2003, 09:35 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2003, 10:08 PM   #21 (permalink)
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COWABUNGA!
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Old 08-12-2003, 03:03 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 05:31 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I'm the King of the World!!
Better out then in..
Whatever stupid Monkey (with these stupid little hand gestures...)
and so on
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:39 PM   #24 (permalink)
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That just frosts my cookies.
Tough titties.
It was ginormous!
You're in a pickle now.
Whatever floats your boat.


I guess it's more innuendo and less cheese, but it's still pretty cheesy.
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Old 08-14-2003, 04:07 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rodney

Every cloud has a silver lining!
only if you need one with gold..

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Old 08-14-2003, 04:26 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Anything that end with izzle.
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Old 08-14-2003, 04:33 PM   #27 (permalink)
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anything in leet speak, especially "teh" or "n00b".
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Old 08-14-2003, 04:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2003, 11:34 PM   #29 (permalink)
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"abstinence is for lovers"

They seem to be having a big campaign for this down in Philly, its very 1984
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Old 08-15-2003, 01:28 AM   #30 (permalink)
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"wassssup?"
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Old 08-15-2003, 01:45 AM   #31 (permalink)
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"HOLLA!"
And all that "down south" talk you hear from people who listen to too much of the new rap. Shit like "ya huuurd me?" or "riaht thuuur."
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Old 08-15-2003, 07:11 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Nam sayn? (translated for the white folks: "No what I'm saying?")

Finna. As in "You finna be thuggin', nam sayn?"
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Old 08-15-2003, 08:23 AM   #33 (permalink)
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My personal number 1: "Don't go there"
Number 2: Saying the word like more than 3 times in 10 seconds.
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Old 08-15-2003, 08:40 AM   #34 (permalink)
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That's all I can think of at the moment.
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Old 08-15-2003, 09:19 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Talk to the hand!

that one really annoys me
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Old 08-15-2003, 09:20 AM   #36 (permalink)
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"Not tonight, I have a headache" or
"No, I'm too tired." or
"OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE NOT MY HUSBAND!!!!"

Those really get to me.
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Old 08-15-2003, 10:46 AM   #37 (permalink)
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+1 for "Same Difference", that one just kills me.
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Old 08-15-2003, 11:29 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Most of the things you guys are posting are not cheesy. They may bug the crap out of you but cheesy is like stuff that makes you smile in a that was the dumbest thing I have ever heard kinda way.

Like "SMURFY!" or "see ya later aligator! after while crocodile!" or "you silly willy!" or "Hiydy ho campers!"

crap like that.

Southern, ebonic, l33t/dude speak may be annoying but I wouldn't call it cheesy. Your girl can be cheesy and cute at the same time. Right?
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Old 08-15-2003, 11:36 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I really do hate what disney has done (and society at large!) to the term "whatever" My little sister says it like all the annoying little siblings (and lives up to this title marvelously) with the emphasis "what-evar". Then theres my mom who says it when I prove her wrong or just piss her off. I almost never say it.

Is "Godspeed" cheesy? Because thats how I say goodbye. Ive been saying godspeed for at least a year now, and everyone knows its me when I say it.
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Old 08-15-2003, 07:51 PM   #40 (permalink)
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thanks a bunch

have a nice day

you do the math
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