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mjollnir · 08-15-2003, 11:43 AM

in a boxing match, heck no, but give us a couple of rapiers and daggers an ill take on anyone.

Thraeryn · 08-15-2003, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by mml
There is an air of instability that surrounds him, and even when he is not in shape, he is a fucking monster.

Man. That's the kind of guy I wish I was. :P But at 5'8" and 125 lbs, I doubt I'll ever make it.

I'd probably do it if I could sit around and talk to him first, get to be buddies, tell him he's a helluva fighter, then offer to buy him a drink after the match. And remind him when he accepts that, to buy him said drink, I'll have to be conscious again before he gets tired of waiting around.

Maybe he'd go a little easier on me.

Darkblack · 08-15-2003, 12:16 PM

I would but then again I am bigger than him and have taken Martial Arts most of my life. I know how to take a hit and how to give one. Besides, that is a lot of money for 1 min of work.

DeviouslySimple · 08-15-2003, 02:41 PM

Sure if I have him drugged up on K or something. That and I'll throw some prepubescent girls at him, maybe a small dog or two. That should keep him busy for at least a minute.

Oh and I'd wear hard plastic ears.

onetime2 · 08-21-2003, 04:53 AM

100k, cash, no taxes, one minute, yep.

mastboy4 · 08-21-2003, 04:06 PM

mm its just a minute i bet u could just run ur ass off, right? he seems dumb and slow, he punches real hard but hey i bet when ur scared u can fly

bundy · 08-21-2003, 04:41 PM

hell yeah.

i´d jump in the ring and take off all of my clothes.

then i´d run away from as best i could.

but seriously, i think he´d be less likely to want to punch a skinny white dude, whos naked.

JBX · 08-21-2003, 08:24 PM

Mike... why you hafta hit sooo hard?

Apokx · 08-22-2003, 12:29 AM

Look at it this way,he would prolly pay your funeral costs out of pity.

08-15-2003, 11:43 AM	#81 (permalink)
mjollnir Tilted Location: Near Gainesville, FL	in a boxing match, heck no, but give us a couple of rapiers and daggers an ill take on anyone. __________________ Yes I am a Pirate 200 years too late, Cannons don't thunder theres nuthin to plunder I'm an over 30 victim of fate...

08-21-2003, 04:53 AM	#85 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	100k, cash, no taxes, one minute, yep. __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

08-21-2003, 04:06 PM	#86 (permalink)
mastboy4 Crazy Location: Mexico	mm its just a minute i bet u could just run ur ass off, right? he seems dumb and slow, he punches real hard but hey i bet when ur scared u can fly __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

08-21-2003, 04:41 PM	#87 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	hell yeah. i´d jump in the ring and take off all of my clothes. then i´d run away from as best i could. but seriously, i think he´d be less likely to want to punch a skinny white dude, whos naked. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-21-2003, 08:24 PM	#88 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	Mike... why you hafta hit sooo hard? __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

08-15-2003, 12:16 PM	#83 (permalink)
Darkblack Banned Location: Pennsytuckia	I would but then again I am bigger than him and have taken Martial Arts most of my life. I know how to take a hit and how to give one. Besides, that is a lot of money for 1 min of work.

08-15-2003, 02:41 PM	#84 (permalink)
DeviouslySimple Upright Location: Stillwater, Oklahoma	Sure if I have him drugged up on K or something. That and I'll throw some prepubescent girls at him, maybe a small dog or two. That should keep him busy for at least a minute. Oh and I'd wear hard plastic ears.

08-22-2003, 12:29 AM	#89 (permalink)
Apokx Yo dawg, I herd u like... Location: memes.	Look at it this way,he would prolly pay your funeral costs out of pity.