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Old 08-15-2003, 11:43 AM   #81 (permalink)
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in a boxing match, heck no, but give us a couple of rapiers and daggers an ill take on anyone.
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:09 PM   #82 (permalink)
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There is an air of instability that surrounds him, and even when he is not in shape, he is a fucking monster.
Man. That's the kind of guy I wish I was. :P But at 5'8" and 125 lbs, I doubt I'll ever make it.

I'd probably do it if I could sit around and talk to him first, get to be buddies, tell him he's a helluva fighter, then offer to buy him a drink after the match. And remind him when he accepts that, to buy him said drink, I'll have to be conscious again before he gets tired of waiting around. Maybe he'd go a little easier on me.
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:16 PM   #83 (permalink)
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I would but then again I am bigger than him and have taken Martial Arts most of my life. I know how to take a hit and how to give one. Besides, that is a lot of money for 1 min of work.
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Old 08-15-2003, 02:41 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Sure if I have him drugged up on K or something. That and I'll throw some prepubescent girls at him, maybe a small dog or two. That should keep him busy for at least a minute.

Oh and I'd wear hard plastic ears.
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Old 08-21-2003, 04:53 AM   #85 (permalink)
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100k, cash, no taxes, one minute, yep.
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Old 08-21-2003, 04:06 PM   #86 (permalink)
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mm its just a minute i bet u could just run ur ass off, right? he seems dumb and slow, he punches real hard but hey i bet when ur scared u can fly
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Old 08-21-2003, 04:41 PM   #87 (permalink)
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hell yeah.

iŽd jump in the ring and take off all of my clothes.

then iŽd run away from as best i could.

but seriously, i think heŽd be less likely to want to punch a skinny white dude, whos naked.
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Old 08-21-2003, 08:24 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Mike... why you hafta hit sooo hard?
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Old 08-22-2003, 12:29 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Look at it this way,he would prolly pay your funeral costs out of pity.
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