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Old 04-25-2003, 10:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Most embarassing moment in your life.

Lets have it, what is the most embarassing moment in your life? For me, it's got to be the time I shit myself in Columbus city hall. "Ew" you might say, but hey, I was 9, sick (that special kind of sick =\), and my dad took me there to do something when noone else was around to watch me. Damn stairs.
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Old 04-26-2003, 12:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You know I can't think of a MOST embarassing moment. Which sorta scares me because maybe its yet to come... I mean I can think of vauge little things that were embarrising for a minute or two but thats it.
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Old 04-26-2003, 01:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I was caught by my father while masturbating.

It doesn't get worse than that. Hopefully.
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Old 04-26-2003, 01:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Everything that happens between when I wake to when I a pass out would fall into that.
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Old 04-26-2003, 01:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ditto on the father-masturbation thing...
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The year was probably 1983 or 1984. I was in high school. The only vehicle to which I had access was my Mom's 1972 Plymouth station wagon...known henceforth as the "Land Boat". Despite the lameness of my ride, I somehow had a girlfriend and we found a seemingly remote location for a sexual encounter in the Land Boat, which had one redeeming quality -- the back seat folded down, giving a spacious area for a tryst. We were doing the deed, but suddenly saw multiple sets of headlights outside and decided it was time to rapidly vacate the area. For some reason we panicked and decided getting away was a higher priority than getting re-clothed, so I found myself driving fully nude down the busiest highway where I lived in a 1972 Plymouth Land Boat. Fortunately there wasn't a lot of traffic at that time of the night.
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I visisted my friends mother across the country, well her sister was coming and she was kinda manish I guess. They called her uncle wendy behind her back. She arrives and me being a little drunk wise ass said "this must be uncle wendy". Wow did I screw up. Wasnt good. Her husband ended up commiting suicide a year later and I lost my virginity to her daughter...btw her daughter was HOT!!!
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Old 04-26-2003, 04:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Uh once I was coughing so hard in grade 5 that I ended up throwing up in the classroom. Fortunately, it was before most of the kids got there, but it was still embarassing.
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Old 04-26-2003, 04:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh, there's always the thing where you think someones talking to you, and you say something incredibly fucktastically stupid in response and then realise everyone is looking at you because you seemingly just blurted something stupid out for no apparent reason.
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Old 04-26-2003, 07:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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When I was in high school I starting dating this girl and I didn't know her very well.One day, I was really stoned and was kissing her when all of a sudden for no reason I burst out laughing hysterically.The embarassing thing was that I tried to hold back causing pressure to build in my head resulting in me emptying my entire sinus cavity on her face.She never spoke to me again but 20 years later I'm still laughing my ass off.
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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ROTFLMAO!

Damn, gibber, that is funny as hell!

Gross, but funny as hell!
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I did alot of acting when I was younger. I was trying out for the play Oliver. There were 17 of us on the stage and a fairly large audience made up of parents and others. They went down the row one at a time and we had to sing one of the songs from the play. The fifth kid down started singing and he sounded like one of Popeyes little nephews or froggy from the little rascals. It was one of those situations where laughing was not an option. I started grinning, then I was having trouble holding it back so I turned around. I was the only one who was finding humor in this. When it got to me I couldnt continue because i started buckling from laughter. I just exited in a quick manner.
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Old 04-26-2003, 11:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Going to prom with a bitch. Embarassing mainly due to the fact I actually went to prom.
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Old 08-03-2003, 03:52 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Most embarissing moment

Mine was when I took a shit in my girlfriends house, and her toilet clogged and they had to call in a whole swat team of plumbers to extract the monstrosity that came out of my anus. I never talked to her again.

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Old 08-03-2003, 04:00 AM   #15 (permalink)
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18 years old, i woke up butt naked after a hard night of drinking at a friend's party. drove home wearing nothing but a rag over my crotch and a hangover-from-hell...

my mom was gardening the front yard when i pulled up and stumbled into the house, sans clothing...
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Old 08-03-2003, 09:37 AM   #16 (permalink)
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getting so drunk at my friend's bar mitzvah that I passed out in the toilets.
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Old 08-03-2003, 09:42 AM   #17 (permalink)
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At a party with my co-workers i was so lit i told them all about the time i ran my penis through the flame of a lighter...
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:53 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Walked in on my parents...nothing more to say
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Old 08-03-2003, 10:57 AM   #19 (permalink)
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puked on a school bus ride the entire time between two stops when I was in 6th grade.
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Old 08-03-2003, 05:08 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I locked my knees during my best friend's wedding and passed out. I sprained my lower back when I landed and had to be carried out.
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Old 08-03-2003, 05:28 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Yea, useful lesson for life - in the military, they teach you when standing in formation to not lock your knees. Useful whenever you've got to stand in one position for a long time.
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Old 08-04-2003, 06:11 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Mine is way too embarrasing to tell the details, but it involves a car accident while in high school.

The thing of it is, everybody I went to school with at the time still remembers it. If you were to run into someone I went to school with and asked about me, the first thing the would say is, "Oh you mean the kid who..." and give the details, most of them wrong. As with any urban legend type of thing the truth got stretched out to me being killed and various other details.

Truth is, it was a minor accident. Only slight injuries, but it still haunts me to this day.
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Old 08-04-2003, 07:43 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Went out to eat with a bunch of friends in college, including this girl I really liked. Ended up at a fish place and I got to sit right across from her. Too cool.

So, we're eating and I end up telling this story and everyone's digging it, laughing in all the right places. I look across at her and she's smiling and might even be finding me attractive. This is going so great!

Of course, right about now a piece of fish about the size of my fist that had somehow gotten stuck up behind my teeth decides to fall. With my next words this gob of fish shoots out of my mouth, arcs across the table and lands directly on her right breast.

The resturant turned completely silent for about ten seconds before my friends started falling on the floor laughing. Needless to say, this girl and I were never more than "friends" after that.
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Old 08-04-2003, 09:40 AM   #24 (permalink)
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