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Oh, there's always the thing where you think someones talking to you, and you say something incredibly fucktastically stupid in response and then realise everyone is looking at you because you seemingly just blurted something stupid out for no apparent reason.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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