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The year was probably 1983 or 1984. I was in high school. The only vehicle to which I had access was my Mom's 1972 Plymouth station wagon...known henceforth as the "Land Boat". Despite the lameness of my ride, I somehow had a girlfriend and we found a seemingly remote location for a sexual encounter in the Land Boat, which had one redeeming quality -- the back seat folded down, giving a spacious area for a tryst. We were doing the deed, but suddenly saw multiple sets of headlights outside and decided it was time to rapidly vacate the area. For some reason we panicked and decided getting away was a higher priority than getting re-clothed, so I found myself driving fully nude down the busiest highway where I lived in a 1972 Plymouth Land Boat. Fortunately there wasn't a lot of traffic at that time of the night.
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