Kush

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

That's the most well hung arm i've ever seen!

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bermuDa

that's gotta be hard to explain to your schoolmates.

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LuFega

you know, I would have told the doctor to make it a wee bit bigger. He should leave it there and go into the porn industry.

Skettios

Sweet, does this mean I can get an extra penis? How about two or three of them? I can reduce time spent in the bathroom by 2/3!

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The_Dude

a lot of new positions he can explore.

weird

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Miserlou

Do they get to decide how big it can be?

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clavus

Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.

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gov135

This made me laugh very hard.

Thanks.

WetSpot

When I was younger, Doctors thought that I had one growing in my hand.

Phaenx

Sleeve buldge. Hey baby, suck my fore arm.

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Phaenx

The word "Zing!" comes to mind when I read this thread over again.

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Fake Alias

Disturbing.

MSD

Ugh... that was just awful

gonadman

An arm with a penis???

Now if your penis had arms...yeah baby!!

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greathornytoad

be kinda weird trying to masturbate

denim

Pain killer! Pain killer! aiieeeee!!!!

platypus

Yes, but think of his foresight.

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Donkeypuncher

I can't decide whether to laugh hard or groan. Or both.

Edward PenisHands... baaaaaahahahahaha

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Drider_it

hehehe.. instead of beitch slapping someone you just whip it around and slap them up side the face..

"you have been dong slapped"

but i wouldnt have it.. do you realize the rise in harrasment cases that would "arise" with it..

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darkshade

rofl this thread is creeping me out

AnUnkind

That was surprising despite the title... I guess I just really wasn't expecting a serious thread with this name... I was wrong.... man that is weird...

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nothingx

Speaking of cockeyed.... and this is totally off topic, but anyone else seen cockeyed.com? This guy is my hero... Hilarious too.

sub zero

He's going to have a hell of a story to tell his college pals when he gets to college.

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Stewie

Well if it is small enough, he can suck himself off. Of course the sensations might not be as good as a normal dick since it`s not near the balls. He still has those right?

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G5_Todd

who the fuck pisses on an electric wire?

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Stiltzkin

FINALLY someone asked the most obvious question. That's also what I'm wondering... I cut my leg down to the bone once on an electric wire, but it wasn't electrified at the time. Left a small scar, actually. ::shrugs:: Crazy kid. Hopefully he learned some kind of lesson from this.

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denim

Sounds like he's already a candidate for the Darwin Award.

rockzilla

I guess they don't have Ren and Stimpy in Russia, an older episode ended when R & S died playing a board game called 'Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence"... Words I try to live my life by.

Or maybe they do, but haven't gotten Jackass yet and the kids need to do something stupid they've seen on TV.

Drider_it

god whats next... the "scale the wall of razor wire" game?

actually i watched a bunch of drunk jocks in highschool.. they drove 3 and 4 wheelers on my friends property.. scaring the cows.. we went and got the guns to scare them off but yup sure enough. the head football coachs' son took a wiz and hit the fence.. he just stood there.. he had his back to us .. when he finally emptied his bladder he just fell over.. we started shooting in the air.. several of them fell across the fence.. in thier mad dash to get out... hehe.. everyone was ok though.. but you scare cows they dont give milk for days..

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oldtimer

Just when you think you've seen <b>everything</b>, shit like this comes back and screams in your face, I TOLD YOU AFTER THE LIGHT BULB WAS INVENTED THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY!

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sadistikdreams

Good GOD! Obivously, the arm-penis(or is it penis-arm?) wouldnt have been able to orgasm. No prostate gland in the arm, you know...

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MEAD

Couldn't they, umm, just have grown the penis where his penis was in the first place? Why the arm?

sadistikdreams

Hey, doesnt the picture qualify for child porn?!

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Gman

So, you got a sausage in your sleeve or are you just happy to see me?