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Kush 07-18-2003 03:54 PM

New penis grown on boy's arm.
 
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Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.


Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.

The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.

Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.

Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."
http://www.ananova.com/images/news/penisarm410x239.jpg
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

That's the most well hung arm i've ever seen!

bermuDa 07-18-2003 03:57 PM

that's gotta be hard to explain to your schoolmates.

07-18-2003 04:12 PM

you know, I would have told the doctor to make it a wee bit bigger. He should leave it there and go into the porn industry.

Skettios 07-18-2003 04:15 PM

Sweet, does this mean I can get an extra penis? How about two or three of them? I can reduce time spent in the bathroom by 2/3!

Ashton 07-18-2003 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by LuFega
you know, I would have told the doctor to make it a wee bit bigger. He should leave it there and go into the porn industry.
LOL! Then he should get one for the other arm and he could be known as "Edward Penis Arms" :D

The_Dude 07-18-2003 04:42 PM

a lot of new positions he can explore.

weird

Miserlou 07-18-2003 05:08 PM

Do they get to decide how big it can be?

clavus 07-18-2003 05:10 PM

Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.

gov135 07-18-2003 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
This made me laugh very hard.

Thanks.

WetSpot 07-18-2003 05:49 PM

When I was younger, Doctors thought that I had one growing in my hand.

Phaenx 07-18-2003 05:58 PM

Sleeve buldge. Hey baby, suck my fore arm.

Phaenx 07-18-2003 06:00 PM

The word "Zing!" comes to mind when I read this thread over again.

Fake Alias 07-18-2003 06:05 PM

Disturbing.

MSD 07-18-2003 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
Ugh... that was just awful :lol:

gonadman 07-18-2003 06:27 PM

An arm with a penis???

Now if your penis had arms...yeah baby!!

greathornytoad 07-18-2003 06:45 PM

be kinda weird trying to masturbate:crazy:

denim 07-18-2003 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
Pain killer! Pain killer! aiieeeee!!!!

platypus 07-18-2003 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
Yes, but think of his foresight.

Donkeypuncher 07-18-2003 07:35 PM

I can't decide whether to laugh hard or groan. Or both.

Edward PenisHands... baaaaaahahahahaha

Drider_it 07-18-2003 07:52 PM

hehehe.. instead of beitch slapping someone you just whip it around and slap them up side the face..

"you have been dong slapped"

but i wouldnt have it.. do you realize the rise in harrasment cases that would "arise" with it..

darkshade 07-18-2003 08:42 PM

rofl this thread is creeping me out

AnUnkind 07-18-2003 09:52 PM

That was surprising despite the title... I guess I just really wasn't expecting a serious thread with this name... I was wrong.... man that is weird...

nothingx 07-18-2003 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
Speaking of cockeyed.... and this is totally off topic, but anyone else seen cockeyed.com? This guy is my hero... Hilarious too.

sub zero 07-18-2003 11:08 PM

He's going to have a hell of a story to tell his college pals when he gets to college.

Stewie 07-19-2003 12:35 AM

Well if it is small enough, he can suck himself off. Of course the sensations might not be as good as a normal dick since it`s not near the balls. He still has those right?

G5_Todd 07-19-2003 12:37 AM

who the fuck pisses on an electric wire?

Stiltzkin 07-19-2003 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by G5_Todd
who the fuck pisses on an electric wire?
FINALLY someone asked the most obvious question. That's also what I'm wondering... I cut my leg down to the bone once on an electric wire, but it wasn't electrified at the time. Left a small scar, actually. ::shrugs:: Crazy kid. Hopefully he learned some kind of lesson from this.

denim 07-19-2003 06:33 AM

Sounds like he's already a candidate for the Darwin Award.

rockzilla 07-19-2003 08:17 AM

I guess they don't have Ren and Stimpy in Russia, an older episode ended when R & S died playing a board game called 'Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence"... Words I try to live my life by.

Or maybe they do, but haven't gotten Jackass yet and the kids need to do something stupid they've seen on TV.

Drider_it 07-19-2003 09:28 AM

god whats next... the "scale the wall of razor wire" game?

actually i watched a bunch of drunk jocks in highschool.. they drove 3 and 4 wheelers on my friends property.. scaring the cows.. we went and got the guns to scare them off but yup sure enough. the head football coachs' son took a wiz and hit the fence.. he just stood there.. he had his back to us .. when he finally emptied his bladder he just fell over.. we started shooting in the air.. several of them fell across the fence.. in thier mad dash to get out... hehe.. everyone was ok though.. but you scare cows they dont give milk for days..

oldtimer 07-20-2003 05:11 PM

Just when you think you've seen <b>everything</b>, shit like this comes back and screams in your face, I TOLD YOU AFTER THE LIGHT BULB WAS INVENTED THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY!

sadistikdreams 07-20-2003 05:49 PM

Good GOD! Obivously, the arm-penis(or is it penis-arm?) wouldnt have been able to orgasm. No prostate gland in the arm, you know...

MEAD 07-20-2003 08:51 PM

Couldn't they, umm, just have grown the penis where his penis was in the first place? Why the arm?

sadistikdreams 07-20-2003 08:54 PM

Hey, doesnt the picture qualify for child porn?!

Gman 07-20-2003 11:33 PM

So, you got a sausage in your sleeve or are you just happy to see me?


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