New penis grown on boy's arm. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Kush · 07-18-2003, 03:54 PM

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Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.

The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.

Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.

Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

That's the most well hung arm i've ever seen!

bermuDa · 07-18-2003, 03:57 PM

that's gotta be hard to explain to your schoolmates.

07-18-2003, 04:12 PM

you know, I would have told the doctor to make it a wee bit bigger. He should leave it there and go into the porn industry.

Skettios · 07-18-2003, 04:15 PM

Sweet, does this mean I can get an extra penis? How about two or three of them? I can reduce time spent in the bathroom by 2/3!

Ashton · 07-18-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by LuFega
you know, I would have told the doctor to make it a wee bit bigger. He should leave it there and go into the porn industry.

LOL! Then he should get one for the other arm and he could be known as "Edward Penis Arms"

The_Dude · 07-18-2003, 04:42 PM

a lot of new positions he can explore.

weird

Miserlou · 07-18-2003, 05:08 PM

Do they get to decide how big it can be?

clavus · 07-18-2003, 05:10 PM

Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.

gov135 · 07-18-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.

This made me laugh very hard.

Thanks.

WetSpot · 07-18-2003, 05:49 PM

When I was younger, Doctors thought that I had one growing in my hand.

Phaenx · 07-18-2003, 05:58 PM

Sleeve buldge. Hey baby, suck my fore arm.

Phaenx · 07-18-2003, 06:00 PM

The word "Zing!" comes to mind when I read this thread over again.

Fake Alias · 07-18-2003, 06:05 PM

Disturbing.

MSD · 07-18-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.

Ugh... that was just awful

gonadman · 07-18-2003, 06:27 PM

An arm with a penis???

Now if your penis had arms...yeah baby!!

greathornytoad · 07-18-2003, 06:45 PM

be kinda weird trying to masturbate

denim · 07-18-2003, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.

Pain killer! Pain killer! aiieeeee!!!!

platypus · 07-18-2003, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.

Yes, but think of his foresight.

Donkeypuncher · 07-18-2003, 07:35 PM

I can't decide whether to laugh hard or groan. Or both.

Edward PenisHands... baaaaaahahahahaha

Drider_it · 07-18-2003, 07:52 PM

hehehe.. instead of beitch slapping someone you just whip it around and slap them up side the face..

"you have been dong slapped"

but i wouldnt have it.. do you realize the rise in harrasment cases that would "arise" with it..

darkshade · 07-18-2003, 08:42 PM

rofl this thread is creeping me out

AnUnkind · 07-18-2003, 09:52 PM

That was surprising despite the title... I guess I just really wasn't expecting a serious thread with this name... I was wrong.... man that is weird...

nothingx · 07-18-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by clavus
Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.

Speaking of cockeyed.... and this is totally off topic, but anyone else seen cockeyed.com? This guy is my hero... Hilarious too.

sub zero · 07-18-2003, 11:08 PM

He's going to have a hell of a story to tell his college pals when he gets to college.

Stewie · 07-19-2003, 12:35 AM

Well if it is small enough, he can suck himself off. Of course the sensations might not be as good as a normal dick since it`s not near the balls. He still has those right?

G5_Todd · 07-19-2003, 12:37 AM

who the fuck pisses on an electric wire?

Stiltzkin · 07-19-2003, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by G5_Todd
who the fuck pisses on an electric wire?

FINALLY someone asked the most obvious question. That's also what I'm wondering... I cut my leg down to the bone once on an electric wire, but it wasn't electrified at the time. Left a small scar, actually. ::shrugs:: Crazy kid. Hopefully he learned some kind of lesson from this.

denim · 07-19-2003, 06:33 AM

Sounds like he's already a candidate for the Darwin Award.

rockzilla · 07-19-2003, 08:17 AM

I guess they don't have Ren and Stimpy in Russia, an older episode ended when R & S died playing a board game called 'Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence"... Words I try to live my life by.

Or maybe they do, but haven't gotten Jackass yet and the kids need to do something stupid they've seen on TV.

Drider_it · 07-19-2003, 09:28 AM

god whats next... the "scale the wall of razor wire" game?

actually i watched a bunch of drunk jocks in highschool.. they drove 3 and 4 wheelers on my friends property.. scaring the cows.. we went and got the guns to scare them off but yup sure enough. the head football coachs' son took a wiz and hit the fence.. he just stood there.. he had his back to us .. when he finally emptied his bladder he just fell over.. we started shooting in the air.. several of them fell across the fence.. in thier mad dash to get out... hehe.. everyone was ok though.. but you scare cows they dont give milk for days..

oldtimer · 07-20-2003, 05:11 PM

Just when you think you've seen <b>everything</b>, shit like this comes back and screams in your face, I TOLD YOU AFTER THE LIGHT BULB WAS INVENTED THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY!

sadistikdreams · 07-20-2003, 05:49 PM

Good GOD! Obivously, the arm-penis(or is it penis-arm?) wouldnt have been able to orgasm. No prostate gland in the arm, you know...

MEAD · 07-20-2003, 08:51 PM

Couldn't they, umm, just have grown the penis where his penis was in the first place? Why the arm?

sadistikdreams · 07-20-2003, 08:54 PM

Hey, doesnt the picture qualify for child porn?!

Gman · 07-20-2003, 11:33 PM

So, you got a sausage in your sleeve or are you just happy to see me?

07-18-2003, 03:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	that's gotta be hard to explain to your schoolmates. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

07-18-2003, 04:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Skettios Condition: Stable and Improving Location: Finger on the little red button.	Sweet, does this mean I can get an extra penis? How about two or three of them? I can reduce time spent in the bathroom by 2/3! __________________ Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. Frederich Nietzsche

07-18-2003, 04:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	a lot of new positions he can explore. weird __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-18-2003, 05:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
Miserlou Insane	Do they get to decide how big it can be? __________________ "Oh, these pies arn't homeade. They're from a factory............a bomb factory.................they're bombs."

07-18-2003, 05:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

07-18-2003, 04:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
LuFega Guest	you know, I would have told the doctor to make it a wee bit bigger. He should leave it there and go into the porn industry.

07-18-2003, 05:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
WetSpot Tilted Location: Louisville, KY	When I was younger, Doctors thought that I had one growing in my hand.

07-18-2003, 05:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	Sleeve buldge. Hey baby, suck my fore arm. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

07-18-2003, 06:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	The word "Zing!" comes to mind when I read this thread over again. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

07-18-2003, 06:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Fake Alias Crazy	Disturbing.

07-18-2003, 06:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
gonadman Psycho Location: Philly	An arm with a penis??? Now if your penis had arms...yeah baby!! __________________ For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly. -Carlos Castaneda

07-18-2003, 06:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
greathornytoad Banned Location: vancouver	be kinda weird trying to masturbate

07-18-2003, 07:35 PM	#19 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	I can't decide whether to laugh hard or groan. Or both. Edward PenisHands... baaaaaahahahahaha __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-18-2003, 07:52 PM	#20 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	hehehe.. instead of beitch slapping someone you just whip it around and slap them up side the face.. "you have been dong slapped" but i wouldnt have it.. do you realize the rise in harrasment cases that would "arise" with it.. __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

07-18-2003, 08:42 PM	#21 (permalink)
darkshade Upright	rofl this thread is creeping me out

07-18-2003, 09:52 PM	#22 (permalink)
AnUnkind Crazy Location: INCONUS	That was surprising despite the title... I guess I just really wasn't expecting a serious thread with this name... I was wrong.... man that is weird... __________________ yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

07-18-2003, 11:08 PM	#24 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	He's going to have a hell of a story to tell his college pals when he gets to college. __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

07-19-2003, 12:35 AM	#25 (permalink)
Stewie Upright Location: SAn Diego	Well if it is small enough, he can suck himself off. Of course the sensations might not be as good as a normal dick since it`s not near the balls. He still has those right? __________________ Well if ya ain`t the grandaddy of all liars

07-19-2003, 12:37 AM	#26 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	who the fuck pisses on an electric wire? __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

07-19-2003, 06:33 AM	#28 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	Sounds like he's already a candidate for the Darwin Award.

07-19-2003, 08:17 AM	#29 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	I guess they don't have Ren and Stimpy in Russia, an older episode ended when R & S died playing a board game called 'Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence"... Words I try to live my life by. Or maybe they do, but haven't gotten Jackass yet and the kids need to do something stupid they've seen on TV.

07-19-2003, 09:28 AM	#30 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	god whats next... the "scale the wall of razor wire" game? actually i watched a bunch of drunk jocks in highschool.. they drove 3 and 4 wheelers on my friends property.. scaring the cows.. we went and got the guns to scare them off but yup sure enough. the head football coachs' son took a wiz and hit the fence.. he just stood there.. he had his back to us .. when he finally emptied his bladder he just fell over.. we started shooting in the air.. several of them fell across the fence.. in thier mad dash to get out... hehe.. everyone was ok though.. but you scare cows they dont give milk for days.. __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

07-20-2003, 05:11 PM	#31 (permalink)
oldtimer Addict	Just when you think you've seen <b>everything</b>, shit like this comes back and screams in your face, I TOLD YOU AFTER THE LIGHT BULB WAS INVENTED THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY! __________________ Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr.

07-20-2003, 05:49 PM	#32 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Good GOD! Obivously, the arm-penis(or is it penis-arm?) wouldnt have been able to orgasm. No prostate gland in the arm, you know... __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-20-2003, 08:51 PM	#33 (permalink)
MEAD Insane Location: South Florida	Couldn't they, umm, just have grown the penis where his penis was in the first place? Why the arm?

07-20-2003, 08:54 PM	#34 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Hey, doesnt the picture qualify for child porn?! __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-20-2003, 11:33 PM	#35 (permalink)
Gman Insane Location: Down South In Louisiana	So, you got a sausage in your sleeve or are you just happy to see me?