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Old 02-16-2011, 02:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Your marital status?

This term coined by urbandictionary is what I like to use now:

Some-sex marriage

It only works for me in English, but describes very well the marital status of a working couple with teenage children, not having much time for the relationship.

Do people often want to know your marital status?

What kind of replies you have in stock, if you want to describe your status with some humour?
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Old 02-16-2011, 02:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't really joke about my marriage. My wife would kill me if I did.
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Old 02-16-2011, 02:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Those two sentences tell me a lot already.
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Old 02-16-2011, 03:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-16-2011, 04:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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S summed it up for me a few years ago: heterosexual life partner.

Until we find a better reason (most likely financial) to be married than to not be, we'll remain heterosexual life partners.
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Old 02-16-2011, 04:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-16-2011, 05:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 02-16-2011, 05:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Common law (or indefinitely engaged)
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Old 02-16-2011, 06:03 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I am single.
But on certain government applications I am sometimes forced to check 'divorced.'
But that's fatalistic thinking to me.
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Old 02-16-2011, 06:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm married and I'll sometimes joke about it, depending on the audience. Sometimes even in front of her, again depending on the audience. Close friends, yes; priest who married us, no.
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Old 02-16-2011, 06:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
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What if this is... as good as it gets?
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Old 02-16-2011, 06:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Don't spill salsa on my Members Only jacket, guys! I just got it!

Hey, where all the white women at?!
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Old 02-16-2011, 06:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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The forms get filled out with "common-law" for me, and my Lady fills them out "separated" because her ex just won't sign divorce papers. Not sure why - I think it has to do with his fear of having to ante up child support. meh Sometimes he comes over to do the kid thing and we're still in bed. "My husband's here" she says. I think she likes having a husband and a lover at the same time

We refer to each other husband/wife in casual conversation dealing with whatnot when out and about. We think of each other as lover, friend, partner, that special someone that managed somehow to happen in spite of it all.

She's my Lady. I'm her Love. Not funny in the sense that the OP talks about, but it is what it is.

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Old 02-16-2011, 07:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Married. We've been together for 5 years, married for almost 6 mos. So far, marriage isn't that different from living together, other than I get to call him "my husband." I like that. Also, I got to do our taxes together, and that was a nice timesaver.
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Old 02-16-2011, 07:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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After 43 years of marrage I introduce "My Old Lady' as my first wife....xoxoxoo
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Old 02-16-2011, 08:10 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Common law (or indefinitely engaged)
Indefinitely engaged...I think I'll start using that...
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Old 02-16-2011, 12:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
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im still single until i marry the 4th one.

any takers for this luckless brother?
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Old 02-16-2011, 12:35 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Dude, you look like you are about 26 to 28. You really have three "D"s under your belt? I'm missing something, clearly.
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Old 02-16-2011, 12:52 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I am currently "between wives"....
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Old 02-16-2011, 01:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
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lol marriage.

maybe someday but haven't found the right victim yet
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Old 02-16-2011, 01:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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aunt phil is the last one...
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Old 02-16-2011, 07:32 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Dude, you look like you are about 26 to 28. You really have three "D"s under your belt? I'm missing something, clearly.
I think he means he is allowed 4 wives before his religion sees him as 'married'
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Old 02-16-2011, 07:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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exactly. once i realise the 4th wife, im officially off the market

3 more to go...yeah right!

oh, and im much older than 26-28 that you think i am Cim!
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Old 02-16-2011, 08:02 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Yeah, Dlish is old enough to be my other father.
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Old 02-16-2011, 08:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Married 10 months, together for 8 years. Its been fun and I am with snowy, being married is no different than living together. We are best friends, we have grown up together, we fight like cats and dogs and we make up like bunnies.

My best friend calls him Love Muffin, so I sometimes call him that. I still forget we are married sometimes and slip and call him my fiance or bf.
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Old 02-16-2011, 08:43 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Yeah, Dlish is old enough to be my other father.
sorry to break it to you, but i am your father.

so what did you think of your little brother that you met last month? are you happy there's going to be 3 of you now?
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Old 02-17-2011, 01:40 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I think he means he is allowed 4 wives before his religion sees him as 'married'
I was going to say: well recycled.
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Old 02-17-2011, 03:16 AM   #28 (permalink)
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talking about recycling, if i reach the 4th one, and decide to get a divorce from one of those four, i'd be officially back on the market again.
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Old 02-17-2011, 06:07 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Of course! Sorry, dlish. I knew that, it just didn't come to the surface before I posted. Apologies.
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Old 02-17-2011, 04:56 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2011, 07:49 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2011, 08:15 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I love telling people I'm married. I have been looking forward to being married for half my life, and I just fuckin' love it.

Not only do I proudly say that I'm married, but Mrs. Levite and I sometimes affectionately address one another as "Wife" and "Husband."

And lest ye crack jokes, as did one of my single friends, about me being whipped, I will note that I said to him, "Maybe, but if you weren't in my living room, I'd be having sex right now."
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Old 02-17-2011, 08:44 PM   #33 (permalink)
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"Maybe, but if you weren't in my living room, I'd be having sex right now."
Dude. Dude. If I ever get married again, I want you to do the ceremony. I'd want your blessing.
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