The_Jazz

It's not anything personal, but it's time for an intervention. Clearly you guys have a problem and as your friends, it's time for us to help you deal with your issue.Study: Canada is most Web-addicted nation


So clearly you guys need some help and I'm just going to rip off the bandaid. I guess this means no more Mounties, Tim Hortons or talking about how much the Habs suck, but we'll let you back in when you can show a little more self-control.

Hugs n kisses,

me

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Daniel_

The hot chicks can stay though, right?

I'm not letting you ban Settie!

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uncle phil

might wanna be careful with this, jazz...

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Baraka_Guru

There is no such thing as a Web addiction. The Web is the new commons, eh?

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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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ZombieSquirrel

What happens if I start talking about Hockey and Molsen instead of Football and Miller Light? Will I get banned too???

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Grasshopper Green

TFP just wouldn't be the same without random poppings-up of Fly's ass...

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amonkie

What about honorary Canadians? *Sniff* *Sniff*

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Fly

ahahhahha.....watch it Jazz.......i'm coming for you eh.

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Baraka_Guru

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—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

amonkie

Would that be called getting Fly-rolled?

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Fly

oh i roll alright........


just doobies though.....hahhaha

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uncle phil

hehe...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

rmarshall

Since I was born in Maine and my mother was from Missouri, as are half my relatives, this ban doesn't apply to me, right?
I don't twitter and I no longer use MSN or Yahoo messenger, I only chat on Facebook now.
I am slightly addicted to Lexulous on Facebook, Facebook, Fark and TFP.
I used to Netflix until they stopped allowing me to pay by Paypal. My Paypal account is only funded by my bank and Netflix blocks eChecks. So, screw them.

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Charlatan

It's fricken cold for a lot of the year... what do you expect us to do, other than log on.

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Starkizzer

But...but...but I would miss them!

I mean come on, we would lose our settie, and that my friends is a tragedy!

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rmarshall

Molson Canadian 67 is a dollar off for a 6 pack at the LCBO this week. I got one of those and a bottle of Crown Royal (750 ml. in the blue bag!) for New Years.

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BadNick

I hate to go off topic, but it might get more attention in this thread: how 'bout we organize a TFP Curling Team?

Leto

Now you're talking BadNick. You want to get 18,000 fans into an arena? Want to get great ratings on a Sunday afternoon (usually the death period for televised sports - unless you're American i.e. don't get me going about weekend afternoon NHL games)? organize a bonspiel, and put it on TV.

Oh yeah.

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settie

iiiiiiiiiii

Fremen

Is this perchance Fly?

edit: it was too powerful for photobucket to contain

They've trained their polar bears to go after our wimmens!!

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paddyjoe

yeah, that'd be a fucking disaster, all right.......

Amaras

Without Canadians, the net would be boring.

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Fly

Fremen.......that is not my ass.


and joe.........go piss up a rope,you love my ass too........

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snowy

I love Canadians.

If you make them go, I'll have to go too!

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Ourcrazymodern?

Canada won't let me in.

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fresnelly

What?!?

Then I'm taking my Crokinole board and Chesterfield and going home!

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ZombieSquirrel

I LOVE STRANGE BREW. Guess I'm turning Canadian eh.

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Grasshopper Green

Nooo!

Uh...what's a Crokinole board?

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hunnychile

The Canadians were The Most fun people in Cancun Mexico two years running when we were there.

You Betcha!!! Let them do whatever they wish and never treat them badly. Remember they live in the frozen tundra. And they make tfp a better place!

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uncle phil

canadeans - cancun = FUN!!!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

fresnelly

All right I'll stay.

Crokinole is what Canadian parents threaten their bored children with.

Seriously though: Crokinole

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Fremen

Crokinole looks quite interesting.

Also, why are there a group of expatriate Canadians living in China?

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canuckguy

I've seen the internet. It needs more maple syrup.

snowy

Everything is better with maple syrup.

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BadNick

Generally, I love Canadians. I have many beloved relatives in Canada.

But what about those fat guys from Quebec who wear those tiny speedo's at the beach? I don't get that part.

Leto

Fat guys from Quebec in tiny red speedos is essential. It like adding cayenne pepper to rice pudding. Without it the day would be boring and you wouldn't have anything to talk about in the bar afterward. Just sit back and enjoy the spectacle.

I've been constructing my own crokinole board for a while now. They cost too much in the games stores.


Building a crokinole board

Crokinole Board Project

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And I never saw someone say that before
You held my hand and we walked home the long way
You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr

http://dune.wikia.com/wiki/Leto_Atreides_I

dlish

i like canadians more than i like americans.

whats with the canuck hating in here?!?

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rmarshall

Those guys are from France or have been corrupted in France. They are not representative of Canada or even Quebec.

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The_Jazz

Good, my plot to get all the Canadians in one spot is working....

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

dlish

i can see you rubbing your hands together with an evil smirk on your face...

you guys are working right into his trap...stop being so canadian!

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