Getting prepared to go to visit the mother in-law.

My turn signals in front were stolen off my car (after market clear signals) several months ago, I immediately ordered replacements off of ebay, and have been staring at the unopened box on my computer desk for the past 2 months just because I don't want to go out and buy the bulbs (just ordered the covers)

i havent watched tv in several months because im too lazy to turn it on, and the removes been sitting on top of the tv for about that long.

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sleep on someone's lawn that i did not know because I was too lazy to walk anymore

i've rearranged my entire room to be able to watch tv, use the phone, reach the fridge, and use my computer, all from bed.

and i did this in two separate rooms, on two separate occassions.

more recently, instead of simply bending over to pick up my keyboard off the floor, i've typed huge responses to things using the on screen keyboard in windows... and set it so that i didn't have to click on each letter, just hover over it.

and back in february, my little brother (12 years old) was hanging out with me at my apartment. i was sitting on the couch and had no ashtray, so he held out his hands, jokingly.

worked for me. i ashed my entire cigarette into his hands with him periodically walking to the trash can to empty them. sucker.

i rearranged my dorm room so I could do everything (use the computer, get food, watch tv, talk on the phone, get dressed, do homework) from my bed

I slept for 20 hours

Honestly, I do this all of the time at work - though I rationalize it as wanting to continue listening to my music, etc.

We've got a bunch of servers with an attached console (through a KVM switch) about a good 5 or 6 feet from my cube (around the corner on a large "build station" table setup. Rather than walk to them and do some pithy task (ie: edit one line in a configuration file and log back out), I'll Remote Desktop in, make the change, and log out. It ends up taking longer to RDP in than it would to walk there. But I got lazy.

Whats this thread about? I was too lazy to read the title & ensuing posts

If I'm watching TV and lose the remote, I say to whoever's there "Uhh, can you come in here for a minute?" followed by "Can you turn the volume down a notch?"

A coworker and I have a system of taking trash from the office to the dumpster, since walking 70 feet is too much work. We hop in my car, he holds it out the passenger door, then I drive up to the dumpster close enough that he can chuck it in there without getting out.

My kitchen is about 5 feet closer to my living room than the bathroom is, plus walking to it involves less twisting and turning around obstacles. So after a few drinks I just take a leak in the sink.

not something i did but something i just witnessed this morning...

my neighbor (an asian lady) and myself both live on ground floor apartments about 50 yards from the dumpster in the parkinglot.

i watched her leave her apartment to take out the trash. she put the small sac of trash on the hood of her car and drove about 100 feet or so, not quite to the dumpster. she stopped the car, got out, retrieved the sac of trash, threw it about 50 feet into the dumpster, got back in her car, parked back in her spot and returned to her apartment...

i posted this before i read the above post, btw...

I once. Never mind, it's a long story.....

pissed in a bottle because i was too lazy to go to the toilet....

Caved a notch in the end of a broom handle so that I could turn the air conditioner on and off without sitting up

once i lost the remote control for the tv so i got two big sticks and taped them together and just poked at the tv controls

These are all genius. I've never really done anything lazy though.

Nevermind, I just thought of something. Once I was in bed and my alarm went off (across the room) so I grabbed my stereo remote and cranked it loud enough to drown out the alarm and went back to sleep. Heh.

I lost my TV remote and consequently stopped watching T.V. until I found it (about 2 weeks later).

slept for 15 hours

i've not checked this thread since the last time i posted in it

I've slept all day before then I got up at like nine PM, ate, then went back to bed untill noon the next day. I had no reason to be awake. I seriously slept the whole time too, no t.v., p.c... anything.

i bought a wireless router, dint hook it up until 6 months later. too damn lazy. i also bought a new video card, dint hook that up until it became almost obsolete, 4 months later. i have a tendency to buy things and never implement them.

I woke up at 2 in the afternoon, realized I had to take the dog out, and spent about 5 minutes pondering whether or not I should walk the extra 20 feet to check the mail when I did that. Then I thought "fuck it, it's too much hassle to think about, she can hold it a few more hours" and fell back asleep.

Computer games all day without getting dressed

good post

My bed is 4 feet away from me. I'm at my computer typing this. It's late, and I'm tired... but I don't really want to get up from this chair.

hmm, rather than getting up to get the remote that had fallen to the other side of my table, i went to sleep on the couch for 6 hours with the channel guide thing playing in the background.

i set up a pully system with a basket and a jump rope at age 8 to avoid from goin downstairs... and i also attatched a bell so if i wanted somethign i didt have to scream for it

hahaah nice, some call me the laziest man in the world. But you guys seem to beat me. Im just lazy in general. Dont want to do anything but sit around, dont work out. Ect. Im not fat or anything. but im not in shape either. Shit.

I did nothing and it was the best nothing of my entire life

I once watched about an hour of a show I had no interest in just cause I was too lazy to walk three feet to the damn remote