Orodinn

awesome thread. bumb

micah67

What's the fun in killing a random person, though? If you're demented enough to be able to kill randomly, then it's likely you'll get caught.

"I know that I'm not smarter than you."
"Then how did you catch me?"
"You had disadvantages."
"What disadvantages?"
"You're insane."
- Wil Graham & Dr. Hannibal Lector, from "Manhunter"

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mvassek

Just bury the dead person in a very very deep grave. If they have no victim there is no crime and most are found in a shallow grave and that starts the whole investigation. It would also have to be a random person in a secluded place. So in the end there is no way to tie you to them.

But there is no perfect murder like someone said above, your conscience or god will make you pay.

Zeld2.0

Its pretty hard to commit a perfect crime.

Just simply your own clothes being there can be a lead now. One fiber off your clothes can connect to you. Or if not maybe your couch or your bed or anything at home. Hell even dust can be it.

That is of course unless you completely took every hair off your body and went naked or somethin then you might have a chance (along with covering up prints and what not).

TaLoN

i have the means to commit the act within an area that can be immediately sterilized, and i also have a good way to burn/melt any remaining evidence (furnace at over 3000 degrees).

titsmurf

You'll need ten people, and a lot of weird stuff.

You put these ten people into boxes, along with a radioactive atom which has a probability of 1/2 to break down during a set period. You put a detector in there, which is connected to a device that will set free some poison should the atom breaks down.

Then, you kill yourself. You'll have killed about five people in practice, though in theory, you've only put them in a state that is neither life nor death.

Chances are good that God doesn't gets what the hell Schrödinger's cat experiment is all about, and you're very likely to get away with it in the afterlife.

duckduck

Yeah, not a good thing to say to a potential date.

If I was gonna do it, I'd got agricultural style.

1). Somehow get them into our barn just before clean up time.

2). Do the deed in the pen where we euthanize the pigs (hopefully, the pig's blood would mask the trace of the person's well enough).

3). Commence hot (eg. 170 degree F) water, degreaser cleaning (it's done twice for us).

Two options now:

4)a). Place body in incinerator. Would probably leave enough evidence to convict so would probably use second method.

4)b). Run body through heavy duty meat grinder-style machine. Feed ALL remains to a select few pigs in other barn just about to be shipped. Dispose of meat grinder (eg. melt it down).

5). First barn done being cleaned. Commence second barn.


With a week time period, it might be possible. Still a LOT of holes in the method, though (like explaining why you were washing barns when the person was knocked off if they were someone closely associated with you).

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glasscutter43

The police need to "solve" the case so the framing of somebody else is almost more important than the original crime. Or you could just run over them with your car. Be sure to wear a hat and leave your signal light on.

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