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duckduck · 07-21-2003, 06:37 PM

Yeah, not a good thing to say to a potential date.

If I was gonna do it, I'd got agricultural style.

1). Somehow get them into our barn just before clean up time.

2). Do the deed in the pen where we euthanize the pigs (hopefully, the pig's blood would mask the trace of the person's well enough).

3). Commence hot (eg. 170 degree F) water, degreaser cleaning (it's done twice for us).

Two options now:

4)a). Place body in incinerator. Would probably leave enough evidence to convict so would probably use second method.

4)b). Run body through heavy duty meat grinder-style machine. Feed ALL remains to a select few pigs in other barn just about to be shipped. Dispose of meat grinder (eg. melt it down).

5). First barn done being cleaned. Commence second barn.

With a week time period, it might be possible. Still a LOT of holes in the method, though (like explaining why you were washing barns when the person was knocked off if they were someone closely associated with you).

07-21-2003, 06:37 PM	#47 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Yeah, not a good thing to say to a potential date. If I was gonna do it, I'd got agricultural style. 1). Somehow get them into our barn just before clean up time. 2). Do the deed in the pen where we euthanize the pigs (hopefully, the pig's blood would mask the trace of the person's well enough). 3). Commence hot (eg. 170 degree F) water, degreaser cleaning (it's done twice for us). Two options now: 4)a). Place body in incinerator. Would probably leave enough evidence to convict so would probably use second method. 4)b). Run body through heavy duty meat grinder-style machine. Feed ALL remains to a select few pigs in other barn just about to be shipped. Dispose of meat grinder (eg. melt it down). 5). First barn done being cleaned. Commence second barn. With a week time period, it might be possible. Still a LOT of holes in the method, though (like explaining why you were washing barns when the person was knocked off if they were someone closely associated with you). __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!