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View Poll Results: Have you had your thing get caught in the zipper? | |||
Yes | 65 | 56.52% | |
No | 50 | 43.48% | |
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07-17-2003, 07:05 AM | #43 (permalink) |
Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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Once caught a fair sized chunk of nutsack in the flies (not quite a 'Mary moment) while zipping up in busy nightclub toilet. Fortunately I was off my face at the time and felt no pain until the next day.
Had a nasty scab for about a week that itched like a mofo.
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07-17-2003, 07:29 PM | #44 (permalink) |
Crazy
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I dont wear underwear, and have had that happen a time or ten.. all I have to say when it happens is
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-17-2003, 07:45 PM | #45 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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last week.. had to take a crap.. jumped up when the phone rang.. zip.. "omfg.. im a nuter.. noooo.." my wife falls to the floor laughing
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07-17-2003, 08:40 PM | #46 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
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man.. i was whacking it one day and decided to put my pants on after whacking it
I wasn't in a hurry or anything, but i decided to go commando. My thang wasn't quite as un-erect as i figured i guess, so when i did up my zipper, i caught a little bit of it. Fuck did it ever hurt!!! It didn't cut anything and i wasn't in pain for longer than 2 minutes, but that was some pain i tell ya. |
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