The_Dude

the underwear thread inspired this one.


so, have you had your thing get caught in the zipper?



sry, but this thread is just for guys (and some girls )



i got it stuck when i was young, about 5 or 6 so no worry of a hard-on.

my grandma helped me get it out while i was crying.


lemme add something

this happened to a friend of mine. one saturday night, he was partying at his house and he was real drunk. at midnight or so, he went to piss and when he pulled the zipper back, he caught himself.

i mean REAL bad. people say he bled 2 towels full of blood. they had to take him to the ER and he had to get stiches down there.

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Pedialyte

I have been told that i did... when i was pretty young. I personally dont remember.

The Atomic Boy

18 years and that part of my body hasn't had anything done to it that hurt no kicks no zippers. I'm praying I never have to know what that pain is like.

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shalafi

aaarrrggghhh thanks for bringing back the memory. I also had a toilet seat fall on it and cut it once. dunno how. i guess it hit it just right. That hurt like a bitch too

HiThereDear

hahah, I learned to take care of 'em long ago. My precioussss.

Schwan

I have, actually. I was very young at that time, about five or so, and I still remember the pain like it was yesterday. Not for the faint hearted...

...it's a burning sensation. It centers on that precise spot and gives you this horrible, stinging pain. Lasted for the whole day, as I recall. I never fractured anything down there, I think there might have been some blood, but it healed and there's no sign left. Still, I'm amazed how well I remember it.

Sleepyjack

despite that i generally don't wear undies, i haven't had it caught before. I said before that "something about mary" incident brings tears to my eyes.
The other day when i was talking about this with my friends, he siad he's had his foreskin caught before, but i culdn't imagine getting the whole thing stuck...
i can't see how thats feasible. You should always have a strict procedure and make sure the path is clear before zipping

Troublebot

Yep. Zipper right across the head when I was 10 or 11. The pain was just about unbearable and I thought about wearing a cup for the rest of my life.

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YourNeverThere

sleepyjack has got a point, a clear path is very very very important

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rockzilla

I had a bathing suit with a zipper when I was 6 or 7, the skin right below the head got caught, I had to call my dad over for help. He looked at it and said "we'll have to cut it off" I shrieked. Then he said "cut the zipper off", and I breathed a sigh of relief. That scene in There's Something About Mary hit really close to home.

grayman

I try to always take special care with what I feel to be one of my most precious possessions. I'm knocking on wood, however, so I don't get it caught the next time I'm in the bathroom.

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WetSpot

Did it about a year ago. I was getting in the shower and someone knocked on the door. Grabbed my jeans and threw them on. El Zippo. Just below the head. Now, I would like to say that it was my length that caused it, or that the jeans were tight. But the 7 beers I'd had probably had more to do with it. Big ole blister for ~3 mos. Was single at the time, and try to explain THAT to a girl you're sleeping with for the first time. One shot me down because of it! To this day I feel like I should do the "Silence of the Lambs" impression when I go commando!

Nisses

stop beating your wood grayman, this is still a public place you know

had that happen once, although very slightly, and while I was very, very drunk. Just pulled it loose. *Then* I felt it. Didn't really bleed that much or anything though, was just the loose skin that got trapped. I guess circumcisions are good for at least one thing

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hotzot

yes, it happened to me, My dad got me loose, it was the first time he told me "this may hurt like hell, just take the pain!" The tears flowed, but I didn't cry out. He was proud of me, I was 7.

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MSD

Twice, one of them was more nutsack than anything else. The day I got pubic hair caught in the zipper, I shaved down there. The hair was worse.

macmanmike6100

the zipper pain is one of the worst, because it literally sneaks up on you. One moment you're zipping your jeans (without staring at your crotch, of course) and the next you feel a sharp pinch on that tiny bit of skin that just HAD to see how close he could get from the zipper (much to the awe of friends not ballsy to do it himself).

So you see, whilst you can prepare and possibly deflect a kick, this is merely fantasy for zipper victims around the globe.

Mesmerize

I zipped myself once. Didn't cause any damage. . .

papermachesatan

I've luckily never caught myself. Hopefully I'll never know what the pain is like.

AppleSauceMcGee

i got myself real bad... well pretty bad, bled some.... but oh so painful

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ninety09

Never. I take very good care of my friend

oblar

ive caught myself before.. not too bad.. just pinched it slightly.. hurt more unzipping it to get it out then it did zipping it up.. I guess that is because I was aware of it then

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MikeyChalupa

Never had a "Something About Mary" moment, but have gotten the pubes caught in the zipper before I started keeping them trimmed a bit shorter.

The worst though, was getting "Yahtzeed", where you are wearing very loose shorts, and sit down into your car seat too fast and sit on your scrotum. THAT hurts like a mofo.

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Sparhawk

All I have to say after reading through this entire thread is

AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

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wacko

Actually had an unusual experience with a zipper.

I was dating a stripper at the time and I went to visit her at work. She tells me she is extremely horny, so takes me into the VIP, buys the bouncer a drink and off he goes and we are all alone.

Well things progressed. She starts giving me a blow job and I tell her to stop cause the police are making a check of the club. So she gets up and zips me up.

Well little wacko wasn't to pleased as a "something about Mary" occurred. I ran to the bathroom, took a deep breath, bit my tongue and unzipped to great amounts of pain. Hurt for about a week and I can still see a scar.

Meanwhile girlfriend hads turned white as a ghost.

Well no more hanky panky at her place of work, was the new rule.

World's King

I'm crying.


Just once... in the bar last year... Lets just say I was no longer in the mood to pick up girls.

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micah67

Once. only once.

The zip is only 10% of the issue. Staring down and realizing you have to UNzip is the worse.

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Jack Ruby

No, but when I was about 14 years old I cut open the head of my dick with my fingernail while masturbating. Didn't hurt all that much but there's few things more scary than seeing your dick bleed. No permanent injury, thank god.

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crow_daw

Holy hell dude, no kicks?!?!!? You lucky bastard. But I've never took a zipper neither, but I'll tell ya, taking a swift kick to the balls will definitely hurt. It actually makes me sick to my stomach, literally. I get really nauseous, that shit sucks.

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World's King

Ouch... Ouch... Ouch.

*thinks twice about masturbating anymore*

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Conclamo Ludus

I was very young. This is the type of thing that happens once...and never again.

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putzy

i agree, only once. owowowowowowowow..is all i gotta say.

PatrickBateman

Yeah. I cried for three minutes.

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punx1325

I learned from Something about Mary...like everyone else to always check before you zip. Though I did manage to pull a couple pubes once.

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Meridae'n

Can't say i have. Might be a function of size mabey...

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MrFlux

This is why I don't use my fly when I'm takin' a leak, over the waistband I go....

Never happened to me, in fact it might be something I'm trying to avoid subconsciously because I'm pretty sure I used the fly right up until I watched Something About Mary for the first time

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Schwan

Im confident that size has nothing to do with it, believe me. Or maybe you're thinking about this the other way around then I am . Oh, never mind.

Pyrate

It's probably the only thing in the world other than a kick in the bollocks that can turn me Super Saiyan!!!

Oh, and yep, it happened to me. Once is enough to make you careful for life.

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Pyrate

When I get a kick in the bollocks, I turn Hulk/evil/rampage like. It hurts like hell, but I somehow ignore it or turn it into anger. While in this pain I see the world differently, maybe the way a bull sees red...

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th0r

I was drunk and going commando.
Not pleasent but funny when i think about it now!

frankx

Yep, I did. And the pain was tremendous.

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