Today I realized I've already broken up with my girlfriend in my head, but I'm too poor to move out. So Im stuck in a relationship that isn't going anywhere and makes me kind of depressed, until I have enough money to leave. FML

my lawn mower died, my hot water tank exploded, my uncle died, the dog cant stop crapping and my mom that just had heart surgery cant stop getting nose bleeds FML

(on the bright side it cant rain all the time) :)