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Salem · 11-16-2009, 07:22 PM

FML = Fuck My Life.

Everyone post something that happened that made them go, aww FML.

Yesterday, My girlfriend and I went shopping with her mom and the sales lady told her mom to "trust her daughters opinon" We all stared blankly at eachother, and nobody corrected her. FML

Plan9 · 11-16-2009, 07:27 PM

I bought a certain manufacturer's pickup truck of a certain year... that year was the year that the cylinder heads used in the vehicle were made too soft and would stick in the block. A buddy of mine told me about the issue and I was shocked to learn the repair cost would be on my dime to fix.

Nice to know that something as expensive as a vehicle can be a dud. I sold it before it locked up on me. It a relatively new truck and I really loved it.

FML.

cj2112 · 11-16-2009, 07:43 PM

The owner of the company I work for was moping around the office one morning. I looked at him and said "Cal, you look like somebody killed your dog" He looked at me totally serious and said "They did". His grandson had run over his dog the night before.

FML

Plan9 · 11-16-2009, 07:47 PM

I bought a RobArms M96 Recon and expected some kind of reachable customer service when the proprietary parts decided to epic fail.

FML.

Willravel · 11-16-2009, 08:02 PM

As a young, single ML, I can say I'm a big fan of FMLs.

LoganSnake · 11-16-2009, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willravel

As a young, single ML, I can say I'm a big fan of FMLs.

Catching up to uncle phil there...

Plan9 · 11-16-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoganSnake

Catching up to uncle phil there...

That's really scary.

Salem · 11-16-2009, 09:24 PM

I was eating chicken cordon bleu just now, and found 2 pieces of what appear to be chicken toes. FML

Xerxys · 11-16-2009, 09:40 PM

Willravel is catching up to uncle phill,

His life is fucked!

No seriously, erm ... I have no exceptionally embarrassing or otherwise sad stories to tell.

MLIA

A=Awesome!!

Punk.of.Ages · 11-16-2009, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

I bought a certain manufacturer's pickup truck of a certain year... that year was the year that the cylinder heads used in the vehicle were made too soft and would stick in the block. A buddy of mine told me about the issue and I was shocked to learn the repair cost would be on my dime to fix.

Nice to know that something as expensive as a vehicle can be a dud. I sold it before it locked up on me. It a relatively new truck and I really loved it.

FML.

The lobster truck is gone?!

FML...

Cynthetiq · 11-16-2009, 10:06 PM

I'm going to be censured and possibly other sanctions!

FML... Nooooot!.

Salem · 11-19-2009, 11:09 AM

I have to spend the weekend with my parents, in the middle of nowhere, with no cell service, internet, or girlfriend. Just a bunch of cows, literal and figurative. FML

Baraka_Guru · 11-19-2009, 11:12 AM

No water, no warning.

Such is the life of the renter....who works from home.

FML

new man · 11-19-2009, 11:16 AM

I have just wasted a whole bunch of time arguing with a bunch of people and also being propositioned by some guy who wants my address over the internet so he can get close to me and bring me sweets. I think he wants to get in my pants. Why am I wasting my time arguing with idiots and fucking my own life?

Glory's Sun · 11-19-2009, 11:30 AM

We can always arrange it so you can't be here to argue with "idiots"..

LordEden · 11-19-2009, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by new man

I have just wasted a whole bunch of time arguing with a bunch of people and also being propositioned by some guy who wants my address over the internet so he can get close to me and bring me sweets. I think he wants to get in my pants. Why am I wasting my time arguing with idiots and fucking my own life?

You sir, are the destroyer of threads. Reading your posts drops my IQ just a bit lower. I should thank you tho, sometimes I feel that I have not read enough to debate the issues of the day with some of the intelligent members of this board. You make feel better about myself and the education I possess.

Thank you, you made me feel better about myself without having to go to the state fair.

Vigilante · 11-19-2009, 11:32 AM

Left one job for another, but it was out of the frying pan and into the fire.

FML

Xerxys · 11-19-2009, 11:33 AM

new man, just because we call you sugar-boo, and wanna hang out with you (beer, shrooms, maybe some pot) like real men do doesn't mean we want in your pants. Don't be so insensitive ... I'll send you another card and as we already discussed, you'll have to get the extra large ones ...

new man · 11-19-2009, 12:01 PM

xerxys,

I was just feeling all warm and loved, and now I know it is fake. you left me crushed. I am going to be in Charleston for a couple of days and then spartanburg for few. I could have come and visited you and gucci and eden all at the same time.

Cynthetiq · 11-19-2009, 12:17 PM

new man, aren't you supposed to end the post with FML?

I mean, here I am typing at you. FML.

new man · 11-19-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden

You sir, are the destroyer of threads. Reading your posts drops my IQ just a bit lower. I should thank you tho, sometimes I feel that I have not read enough to debate the issues of the day with some of the intelligent members of this board. You make feel better about myself and the education I possess.

Thank you, you made me feel better about myself without having to go to the state fair.

I am glad to have provided a service. Maybe someday you will be useful as well.

dlish · 11-19-2009, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by new man

I have just wasted a whole bunch of time arguing with a bunch of people and also being propositioned by some guy who wants my address over the internet so he can get close to me and bring me sweets. I think he wants to get in my pants. Why am I wasting my time arguing with idiots and fucking my own life?

newman

maybe the sweets were laced with cianide or something Evil...EVIL!.... you never know, you cant trust strangers.... or better yet, maybe he doesnt want to get IN your pants, but rather, because he wears a dish-dash and head covering all day, he just want YOUR pants. damn foreigners. FML

make sure you lock your doors...

Vigilante · 11-20-2009, 01:14 AM

I am aroused by new man.

FML

ShaniFaye · 11-20-2009, 01:59 AM

I found out yesterday I have a pancreatic tumor.... FML

Xerxys · 11-20-2009, 03:04 AM

^^ Dang, I'm sorry to hear that.

girldetective · 11-20-2009, 09:44 AM

My bike has no light and no rack and
no fender, and its raining.
Wet ass.
FML.

Salem · 11-20-2009, 04:53 PM

Now I might not be going away this weekend, which means I could have gone to my girlfriends parents with her, instead I'm stuck here all alone with nothing but homework and a whole lot of laundry. FML

HexagonSun · 11-20-2009, 09:16 PM

I hate Texas but can't leave for personal reasons. My social life is non-existent. I still live with my parents. FML.

wooÐs · 11-21-2009, 12:42 AM

I made a thread a very similar to this one which is now poop because this one is more recent.

fml

raging moderate · 11-21-2009, 05:31 PM

Everything's going so well. something terrible is bound to happen. FML

Salem · 11-21-2009, 06:30 PM

I still love her. FML!

dlish · 11-21-2009, 06:44 PM

newman hasnt PM'd me yet...

FML

Salem · 04-25-2010, 08:08 PM

I was just looking up threads of other peoples FML's, and I decided to do a search on here to see if anyone created a thread like that. I did. And it failed. FML.

The_Jazz · 04-26-2010, 05:08 AM

I came here thinking that we already had a FML thread that this one should be merged with. And then realized that the OP was here and made the same realization.

FML

Cynthetiq · 04-26-2010, 06:28 AM

I'm running 10-15 minutes late today on everything including all my meetings. These next 2 weeks are not the time to be running late at all.

FML.

snowy · 04-26-2010, 07:28 AM

Woke up this morning with bad cramps and a headache, and I have three midterms, a small paper, and a piece of a project due this week. FML.

Salem · 04-26-2010, 09:41 AM

I have to see my mother today... And I'm also so poor that I'm selling my goldfish because I can't find a job... FML.

DaveOrion · 04-26-2010, 09:51 AM

In between jobs too.....sick, I dont sleep well, another failed relationship. (royally) RFML

Plan9 · 04-26-2010, 10:19 AM

I worry I'm settling for you because I'm tired of repeatedly packing the materials things that make up my life into garbage bags when the relationship inevitably goes south. I realize that makes me an asshole but I can live with myself. Question is: can you?

FML.

Baraka_Guru · 04-26-2010, 10:27 AM

I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

FML

11-16-2009, 07:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Salem Psycho Location: Canada	The "FML" Thread. FML = Fuck My Life. Everyone post something that happened that made them go, aww FML. Yesterday, My girlfriend and I went shopping with her mom and the sales lady told her mom to "trust her daughters opinon" We all stared blankly at eachother, and nobody corrected her. FML

11-16-2009, 07:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I bought a certain manufacturer's pickup truck of a certain year... that year was the year that the cylinder heads used in the vehicle were made too soft and would stick in the block. A buddy of mine told me about the issue and I was shocked to learn the repair cost would be on my dime to fix. Nice to know that something as expensive as a vehicle can be a dud. I sold it before it locked up on me. It a relatively new truck and I really loved it. FML. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-16-2009, 07:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I bought a RobArms M96 Recon and expected some kind of reachable customer service when the proprietary parts decided to epic fail. FML. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-16-2009, 10:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	I'm going to be censured and possibly other sanctions! FML... Nooooot!. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

11-19-2009, 11:12 AM	#13 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	No water, no warning. Such is the life of the renter....who works from home. FML __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

11-16-2009, 07:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	The owner of the company I work for was moping around the office one morning. I looked at him and said "Cal, you look like somebody killed your dog" He looked at me totally serious and said "They did". His grandson had run over his dog the night before. FML

11-16-2009, 08:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	As a young, single ML, I can say I'm a big fan of FMLs.

11-16-2009, 09:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
Salem Psycho Location: Canada	I was eating chicken cordon bleu just now, and found 2 pieces of what appear to be chicken toes. FML

11-16-2009, 09:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Willravel is catching up to uncle phill, His life is fucked! No seriously, erm ... I have no exceptionally embarrassing or otherwise sad stories to tell. MLIA A=Awesome!!

11-19-2009, 11:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
Salem Psycho Location: Canada	I have to spend the weekend with my parents, in the middle of nowhere, with no cell service, internet, or girlfriend. Just a bunch of cows, literal and figurative. FML

11-19-2009, 11:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
new man Banned	I have just wasted a whole bunch of time arguing with a bunch of people and also being propositioned by some guy who wants my address over the internet so he can get close to me and bring me sweets. I think he wants to get in my pants. Why am I wasting my time arguing with idiots and fucking my own life?

11-19-2009, 11:30 AM	#15 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	We can always arrange it so you can't be here to argue with "idiots"..

11-19-2009, 11:32 AM	#17 (permalink)
Vigilante Broken Arrow Location: US	Left one job for another, but it was out of the frying pan and into the fire. FML __________________ We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill

11-19-2009, 11:33 AM	#18 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	new man, just because we call you sugar-boo, and wanna hang out with you (beer, shrooms, maybe some pot) like real men do doesn't mean we want in your pants. Don't be so insensitive ... I'll send you another card and as we already discussed, you'll have to get the extra large ones ...

11-19-2009, 12:01 PM	#19 (permalink)
new man Banned	xerxys, I was just feeling all warm and loved, and now I know it is fake. you left me crushed. I am going to be in Charleston for a couple of days and then spartanburg for few. I could have come and visited you and gucci and eden all at the same time.

11-19-2009, 12:17 PM	#20 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	new man, aren't you supposed to end the post with FML? I mean, here I am typing at you. FML. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

11-20-2009, 01:14 AM	#23 (permalink)
Vigilante Broken Arrow Location: US	I am aroused by new man. FML __________________ We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill

11-20-2009, 01:59 AM	#24 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I found out yesterday I have a pancreatic tumor.... FML __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

11-20-2009, 03:04 AM	#25 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	^^ Dang, I'm sorry to hear that.

11-20-2009, 09:44 AM	#26 (permalink)
girldetective sufferable	My bike has no light and no rack and no fender, and its raining. Wet ass. FML. __________________ As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

11-20-2009, 04:53 PM	#27 (permalink)
Salem Psycho Location: Canada	Now I might not be going away this weekend, which means I could have gone to my girlfriends parents with her, instead I'm stuck here all alone with nothing but homework and a whole lot of laundry. FML

11-20-2009, 09:16 PM	#28 (permalink)
HexagonSun Upright Location: Texas	I hate Texas but can't leave for personal reasons. My social life is non-existent. I still live with my parents. FML.

11-21-2009, 12:42 AM	#29 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	I made a thread a very similar to this one which is now poop because this one is more recent. fml

11-21-2009, 05:31 PM	#30 (permalink)
raging moderate Insane Location: Whatever house my keys can get me into	Everything's going so well. something terrible is bound to happen. FML __________________ These are the good old days... formerly Murp0434

11-21-2009, 06:30 PM	#31 (permalink)
Salem Psycho Location: Canada	I still love her. FML!

11-21-2009, 06:44 PM	#32 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	newman hasnt PM'd me yet... FML __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

04-25-2010, 08:08 PM	#33 (permalink)
Salem Psycho Location: Canada	I was just looking up threads of other peoples FML's, and I decided to do a search on here to see if anyone created a thread like that. I did. And it failed. FML.

04-26-2010, 05:08 AM	#34 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	I came here thinking that we already had a FML thread that this one should be merged with. And then realized that the OP was here and made the same realization. FML __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

04-26-2010, 06:28 AM	#35 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	I'm running 10-15 minutes late today on everything including all my meetings. These next 2 weeks are not the time to be running late at all. FML. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

04-26-2010, 07:28 AM	#36 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	Woke up this morning with bad cramps and a headache, and I have three midterms, a small paper, and a piece of a project due this week. FML. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

04-26-2010, 09:41 AM	#37 (permalink)
Salem Psycho Location: Canada	I have to see my mother today... And I'm also so poor that I'm selling my goldfish because I can't find a job... FML.

04-26-2010, 09:51 AM	#38 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	In between jobs too.....sick, I dont sleep well, another failed relationship. (royally) RFML __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

04-26-2010, 10:19 AM	#39 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I worry I'm settling for you because I'm tired of repeatedly packing the materials things that make up my life into garbage bags when the relationship inevitably goes south. I realize that makes me an asshole but I can live with myself. Question is: can you? FML. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-26-2010, 10:27 AM	#40 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. FML __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot